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May 03 2013

A Tyrant Hits His Slice Limit

This one is filed under Too Good to Check:

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.

The owners of Collegno’s Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg’s proposed soda ban, which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city.

Bloomberg was having an informal working lunch with city comptroller John Liu at the time and was enraged by the embarrassing prohibition. The owners would not relent, however, and the pair were forced to decamp to another restaurant to finish their meal.

Witnesses say the situation unfolded when as the two were looking over budget documents, they realized they needed more food than originally ordered.

“Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?” Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.

“I’m sorry sir,” he replied, “we can’t do that. You’ve reached your personal slice limit.”

Mayor Bloomberg, not accustomed to being challenged, assumed that the owner was joking.

“OK, that’s funny,” he remarked, “because of the soda thing … No come on. I’m not kidding. I haven’t eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni.”

“I’m sorry sir. We’re serious,” Benito insisted. “We’ve decided that eating more than one piece isn’t healthy for you, and so we’re forbidding you from doing it.”

If this story were true, Benito would already have received a visit from the health inspector; by next week his business would be closed.

On tips from Antisocialist, G. Fox, Wiggins, Christopher, and Bernie.

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The tyrant would get his revenge.

13 Responses to “A Tyrant Hits His Slice Limit”

  1. ThisObamaNation says:

    Is Obama Literally Getting Away With Murder?

    Benghazi Whistleblower says that “Americans were DELIBERATELY left to die”.

    It’s Past Time For Some Answers On Benghazi!!!

  2. Ummah Gummah says:


    I agree with this. He and Hitlery got away with murder. Don’t expect the RINOS to do anything about it either.


  3. Tim says:

    The story is from The Daily Currant. Satire site. Still funny as hell.

  4. Tim says:

    Oh hell and damnation: Too Good to Check. Der.

  5. Son of Taz says:

    It may be satire, but it’s not a stretch to believe it, is it?

    Maybe just wishful thinking on my part.

  6. Ummah Gummah says:


    THIS sure didn’t read like satire:

    And THIS is at the heart of what is wrong with American politics and media.


  7. Henry says:

    Good thing Bloomshit didn’t ask for salt

  8. Dr. 9 says:

    You can bet that restaurant can expect “visits” from every city, state, and federal regulatory agency known to man. That they would dare refuse His Majesty Bloomberg won’t be forgotten. They should expect to see police cars out in front of their place writing tickets day and night.

    BTW, what was queen Bloomberg talking about with comptroller Liu, one of the biggest crooks and liars in NYC govt? Hmm…

  9. Bo-Jangles says:

    What do you do if you are the Muslim Marxist in the Oval Office and need to fill a very important post in your cabinet with someone you are sure will favor blacks above all?

  10. Sweep the leg says:

    Would that EVERY store this little piece of shit visits does likewise. Awesome.

    If this is true, and the guy is hit with fines, may I propose a fund be set up somehow?

  11. suffering the tyrants says:

    I would love to have been a fly on the wall to see Fauntelroy Bloomberg’s face. It might be the first time anyone has said no to the petty tyrant.

  12. bobdog says:

    The slime is all over this thread, ain’t it?

    I suppose one of these asshats is going to tell us how their blind sister-in-law’s cousin earned $8,615 at home in their spare time. Oh, do give us the link.

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