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Nov 10 2017

Alternative Math

Imagine trying to teach reality in a world were 2 + 2 = whatever enhances a student’s self-esteem:

Judging by the snarky depiction of conservatives when the teacher tries watching TV news, this is actually the work of liberals. In real life, liberals have been using their control of schools to teach kids that there are forty-eleven genders, homosexuality is normal and healthy, capitalism makes it be too hot out, et cetera. Maybe there is hope of agreeing that 2 + 2 = 4 after all.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

13 Responses to “Alternative Math”

  1. vera says:

    Well done.

  2. Buffalobob says:

    That was perfect/

  3. Jodie says:

    I am only 3 minutes into the video and I am thanking God for it. I had a very rough day today and felt like I was living in the same liberal, unjust world that teacher is living in. This was very comforting to me.

    Thanks Dave, once again!

  4. Jodie says:

    Now that I have seen the ending, I am thanking God again. Hope mine ends like that!

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  6. Bodhisattva says:

    It’s crazy… because the parents are the ones expressing liberal views. The principal is the one expressing liberal views. The board of inquiry is the one expressing liberal views. The mayor also. In fact everyone but the teacher, who has the last laugh. It seems that they’re doing a reversal to show how ridiculous liberal views are.

  7. Noonespecial says:

    Actually, using the example in the film… Shouldn’t her final pay be $22 million???
    Since the theme of the film was that 2+2=22, then 2000+2000 should equal 22,000,000… The 22 for 2+2 and the 6 zeros. Or is my math off?

  8. Noonespecial says:

    Shouldn’t the her final pay be $22 million, per the math in the film??? 2+2 =22 and the 6 zeros would be 22,000,000. Or is my math off???

  9. Eddie_Valiant says:

    I’jj respectfully disagree with Dave that there is a snarky depiction of conservatives. Cable news programs are being poked at because they’re a ripe target. Whether it be Fox, CNN or MSNBC, these networks are all capable of taking a small event and blowing up well beyond what should be. The whole “breaking news” theme is often a lot of hooey.

    Several years ago, Jay Leno, Oprah, and David Letterman did a Super Bowl commercial together, which surprised a lot of people. At the time, Leno and Letterman were ratings competitors. In an interview, Leno said he went along with the idea just because it was funny – nothing else. That’s what I see in this video.

    Is the producer a lib? Probably since a good deal of the media business is populated by libs. Ideaman Studios is located in Dallas, and while the Great State of Texas has a tinge of blue, it’s still a mostly red state. I think a lib would have too much trouble making this video because it’s what they believe in and they hate to disrespect their beliefs.

  10. Occam's Stubble says:

    Your math is off. It should be $20,002,000 since we simply concatenate the numbers to get the result now.

  11. DM says:

    Your math is perfect. It also falls in line with what snowflakes think they are worth when doing menial entry level jobs.

  12. MAS says:

    “You brought this on yourself”

    All we need to do is do it their way and everything will be fine, for awhile. Problem is that trying to keep up with the rapidly changing new rules is impossible by design.

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