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Feb 18 2013


Considering that he is a parasitical creature repelled by Christian symbols who has been sucking all the blood out of the economy, this toy is certainly appropriate:


Now if they would only make a toy Van Helsing equipped with a stake and a hammer.

On a tip from Wiggins.

20 Responses to “Baracula”

  1. How about a toy of Larry Sinclair instead with a CD of make out music to go along with it. I think they make for a great couple.

  2. Flu-Bird says:

    Should come with a great big sack for all that cash

  3. Dr. 9 says:

    Is “your” govt. encouraging illegal immigration with the promise of “free” govt. goodies for all? But why would the govt. do that? Because liberals know that the more parasites they invite into the country, the more votes they can count on.

  4. Skyfall says:

    Well, this is the perfect time for Dave to go back to being Van Helsing. Somehow I always liked that better (no offense, Dave!).

    Second, forget Dracula…make it a Satan doll and it’d be more accurate. Call a spade a spade, I say. (Oh…wait…is that RACIST?)

    Anyhow, let’s have a vote: How many want Dave to go back to V.H., wooden stake and all…?

  5. JustAl says:


  6. James McEnanly says:

    It is ironic that Obama should be portrayed as Dracula, since, <a href=""Vlad Tepes , the historical figure upon whom Bram Stoker based his novel, spent a good deal of time protecting his country from Islamic invaders.

  7. Marian says:

    True. Politicians have become predators. It’s no wonder they want to disarm law-abiding citizens.

  8. Bid says:

    Dr. Van Helsing:

    Maybe if it was promised to not only use union labor, but also solar and windmill power for the factory there could be some stimulus cash used to do this. Better yet a unionized, illegal immigrant labor force should seal the deal.

    Think of the growth potential for adding more monsters like “Franken-Kerry”. Which would make a better Mummy, Nancy or Hillary?

  9. Eric says:

    Sarah Van Helsing?

  10. Barry says:

    How many can you buy for $ 16.5 trillion?

  11. Flu-Bird says:

    The Van Helsing should also carry a Cross and Garlic as as well as Holy Water and the U.S. CONSTITUTION good weapons against bloodsuckers

  12. TonyD95B says:

    RE: Skyfall says at February 18, 2013 at 11:13 am:

    “Anyhow, let’s have a vote: How many want Dave to go back to V.H., wooden stake and all…?”

    I thought Dave Blount was just an alias…..?

  13. bjd says:

    He’ll always be Dr. Abraham Van Helsing.

  14. Flu-Bird says:

    And what about old fly eater renfield the crazy guy?

  15. Elizabeth says:

    Barry’s secret service code name: Renegade

    A person who deserts and betrays an organization, country, or set of principles.
    Having treacherously changed allegiance.
    noun. turncoat – apostate – recreant – traitor
    adjective. recreant – apostate

    I bet he just laughs and laughs at how easy this whole farce is to pull off.

  16. AZRon says:

    Elizabeth says:
    Barry’s secret service code name: Renegade.

    Are you sure it isn’t “retrograde”? Seems more appropriate.

  17. WTSherman1864 says:

    Checked amazon. Had the Clinton Werewolf but no Baracula. Most disappointing! But did not really expect Amazon to have this toy as it must be anathema to Amazon to criticize Our Great Leader….

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