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Sep 29 2011

Blond Aborigines Claim PC Spoils in Australia

In a world run by moonbats, the only way to get ahead is to be a member of a victim group. What are white guys to do? In Australia, they adapt:

Sydney law academic Mark McMillan, has won one of our richest prizes for Aboriginal students — the Fulbright Indigenous Scholarship.

Aboriginal, huh? Here’s a picture of McMillan:


If he can pass for an Aborigine, why not a woman of color?

McMillan has gone one better still: he’s also won the Black Women’s Action in Education Foundation Scholarship, originally intended to help educate black women, not white men.

The lucky beneficiary of politically correct spoils explains why looking like any other white guy makes him all the more the oppressed black Aboriginal female:

“I am a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned Aboriginal Australian …

“As a child, I grew up expecting everyone to be like me, to look like me — with the blonde hair and blue eyes.

“Clearly, my naive ideas about how Aboriginal people were ‘supposed’ to look were wrong. But being Aboriginal and fair and blonde was normal to me and I grew up in a world where I was treated ‘normally’ …

“Impeding my growth from that young person into the adult I wanted to become was the profound issue of identity. I was a white black man … I was becoming a victim.”

Incredibly, his shtick is on the level — and it works. MacMillan evidently has an Aborigine somewhere up his family tree. It’s unclear how he convinces people that he’s a woman, but he does proclaim himself to be a “proud gay.”

McMillan isn’t the only one working this swindle:

Sydney arts academic Danie Mellor, this week won our richest prize for Aboriginal artists — the $40,000 Telstra Award.

Here’s the allegedly Aboriginal Danie Mellor:


Given the requisite lack of honor, only the thinnest strains of non-European ancestry are required now to achieve the treasured status of sniveling victim.

On a tip from Scott.

16 Responses to “Blond Aborigines Claim PC Spoils in Australia”

  1. chuck in st paul says:

    Like all illegitimate things in a bureaucracy, they always grow out of control like a cancer.

    In my years in the federal government I saw the selected classes’ membership requirement change from 1/16th to ‘one drop’. We had all sorts of white guys claiming indian heritage or black heritage when they obviously weren’t.

    I just couldn’t bring myself to join in. I guess I’m just stupid that way.

  2. Dave H. says:

    Those PC idiots down under are a con man’s wet dream.

  3. Fiberal says:

    See, where this is not a good strategy is that you have to fill out forms. That is tough work.

    We have millions of Mexicans coming across the border hoping to be “sniveling victims” rather than legal citizens.

    I think I can pass for one if I can find a way to be insulted by someone with deep pockets.

    I’m not filling out no ignorant forms to get mine, Pendajo.

  4. ThatDorkEricDraven says:

    Where’s lao’s colon on this one?

    Hey, what’s up with all the spam? I guess the latest Russian spam programs can do simple math now too!

  5. FrankW says:

    Based on those mugshots that makes me a liberal, black, homo, with a love for criminals, and drugs.

  6. Jay B. says:

    The mod really need to IP ban these bots.. how do they get past the security equation?

  7. Jodie says:

    Don’t be fooled when you hear about all these great work at home jobs. Many are either spamming Internet sites, like some of the above posts or filling out surveys, which require giving all kinds of personal information out on-line.

  8. son of a preacher man says:

    Well if a blind black man can be accepted as a member of the KKK I guess anything is possible.

  9. beforethestorm says:

    I have the desparate hope that this is actually a put on. He’s not a gay aboriginal wannabe, he’s actually somebody pulling a fast one on the victim industry. That would be fantastic.


    PC just another word for SOCIALISM it should be ended

  11. TED says:

    Mark is just illustrating how asinine the liberal culture is. GO MARK! I love it when a WHITE guy rubs their face in it!

  12. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    Wait, these two white dudes are claiming to be black, female, aboriginal and ghey and winning scholarships based on political correctness?


    True moonbatterers, taking it to the sanctimonious troglodytes of Moonbatlandia.

  13. Fred C. Dobbs says:

    That’s too funny. I’m sorry, but I just find this whole story immensely amusing. It’s almost like something the Onion would write. Hey, my great great grandfather was full blooded Comanche, where’s my money? I want my cut of all those casinos dammit!!!

  14. fozzy says:

    Columnist Andrew Bolt was just convicted of a crime for saying this in Australia.

  15. Scott B says:

    Yea… the bigger story is Bolt getting his clock cleaned for mentioning it.

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