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Dec 13 2012

Booed and Ejected for Looking Like Jesus

The Age of Obnoxious Moonbattery Triumphant is not a good time to remind people of Christ.

A darts fan was kicked out of a live televised final after the 4,500-strong crowd interrupted play by taunting him – because he looks like Jesus.

Bearded Nathan Grindal was enjoying the clash between Phil Taylor and Kim Huybrechts when some of the audience spotted his likeness to the son of God.

Chants of ‘Jesus’ quickly spread through the rowdy crowd packed into Butlins’ at Minehead, Somerset.

Security staff were called amid fears that Nathan’s omnipresence was upsetting the concentration of ex-world champ Taylor and his Belgian rival.

The labourer, of Abingdon, Oxfordshire, was close to tears as six bouncers removed him from the Cash Converters Players’ Championship which was being shown on ITV4.

As he left a chant of ‘Stand up if you love Jesus’ broke out with many of the boozed-up crowd getting to their feet.

Taylor himself reportedly weighed in with the remark, “If I ever see Jesus again, I’ll crucify him myself.” Huybrechts was more kind, giving Grindal a signed program addressed “To Jesus.”

The Culture War is not going well.

There’s no need for Grindal to change his look. Before long we’ll all agree that Jesus was black, like those guys who built the pyramids.

Grindal’s wrong look, via Welcome to CorrectYans.

On a tip from Born in 76.

21 Responses to “Booed and Ejected for Looking Like Jesus”

  1. StanInTexas says:

    Just think what would have happened if he had been treated this way for looking like Mohammed?

    Muslims would have denounced the Dart Tournament, several Christian Churches would have been burned to the ground, and hundreds of non-Muslims would have been murdered in the streets.

    And the Left would have spent the next several weeks denouncing the Islam-o-phobia from the Right.

  2. Jester says:

    I’ve always thought Jesus was an Israeli… but what do I know?

  3. dan says:

    …not to worry, there are worse people to be mistaken for……
    but I really don’t mind be called Santa this time of year
    and the looks from the little kids is awesome 😉

  4. Jay B. says:

    That said, this is a mighty fine beard.

  5. 762x51 says:

    I wonder if the leftist filth would have done the same thing to a guy who looked like Hitler?

    The other thing I wonder about is whether they were able to identify his likeness from the early PHOTOGRAPHS of Jesus, or did they just go off of the various paintings done CENTURIES after the cross?

    Bottom line there is no way to know exactly what Jesus looked like so this is pure religious bigotry. Stan is right if they had done this to a Muslim there would be a car bomb outside the pub today. How much longer before Christians are crucified in public for their beliefs like in ancient Rome? Time to fight or live as slaves.

  6. Marylou says:

    Nobody knows what Jesus looked like, other than that his appearance was ordinary and unremarkable (some identifier that is). These morons are mad because this man looks like what some Italian artist born 1,500 years after the fact thought Jesus looked like.

    Maybe Obamacare includes some little-known provision for brain implants for bigots who need them, but I’m not getting my hopes up.

  7. Mike T says:

    So, Jesus was a Viking?

  8. Snowsnake says:

    There are paintings of Jesus that have been reproduced in millions of prints and the popular one of Jesus praying at Gethemane often is used in church stained glass windows. An artist friend happened to look very much like the Jesus depicted in stained glass. He also had the habit of dressing in a dusty looking tan robe and wearing sandals. At a wedding he sat in a front pew and we were very afraid that the old priest with a bad heart would see him and drop dead in front of the altar.

  9. Nathaniel M says:

    He doesn’t look like Jesus… Isn’t that one of the guys from Southern Rock band 38 Special? Ok I just cracked myself up.

  10. Nathaniel M says:

    Or the Allman Brothers?

  11. Antisocialist says:

    Book, Chapter and verse on Jesus looks from the Bible.

    This making picture is just something that came along in 300AD by dorks that wanted to make big bucks, it’s a forbidden practice in the Bible, in fact in the Acts of the Apostles (Acts ch.19) you have Paul by converting people from idol worship making the idol makers very angry.

    Same as all the other useless religious garbage trinkets sold by merchants, bunch of mammonites.

    Guy has a nice beard but he needs to drop the lady haircut and be a man (long hair is another no-no in the Bible).

  12. Jim says:

    I was thinking more Duane Allman-Jesus was probably a lot darker

  13. St. Gilbert says:

    Radiation release represents the most reliable theory. And among the radiation theories, “only the corona discharge effect (a certain form of electrical discharge) theory seems to provide an answer to all the unique characteristics of the image of the body on the
    Shroud,” even though, in order to get such a large figure as the one depicted on the Turin Shroud, “you would need voltages of up to tens of millions of volts. Or, you would have to look outside the field of science and see the phenomenon as linked to the Resurrection.”

  14. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Taylor himself reportedly weighed in with the remark, “If I ever see Jesus again, I’ll crucify him myself.”

    More like Judas
    But otherwise it’s good to see the left turn on their own more and more.
    If we are ever to see liberalism’s final day, it will be their own greedy lust for power that does them in.

  15. Jimbo says:

    I’ve read that, by some accounts, King David had auburn hair and hazel eyes.

  16. White Debilz says:

    Those guys who live in huts made of cow shit built the pyramids? Who’d a thunk it!

  17. son of a preacher man says:

    that was my 1st reaction, he looks like Gregg Allman.

  18. jim says:

    No, definitely Duane. Greg’s beard was blonder

  19. son of a preacher man says:

    This is how religious wars get started.

  20. Jodie says:

    Mmmmm…Greg Allman, I’m no Angel!

  21. Jodie says:

    Sorry “Gregg” Allman

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