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Nov 12 2017

Break Like the Wind

You can’t say moonbattery never did anything for anybody. When the police tried to interview a Kansas City man facing gun and drug charges, the suspect ended the session and delayed the filing of charges by reciting leftist ideology:

In his report about the interview, the detective wrote that when asked about his address, “Mr. Sykes leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering with the address.”

“Mr. Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview,” the detective wrote.

Charges were not filed at that time.

According to the Daily Mail, the interview was ended “due to the obnoxious smell.”

Unfortunately for both Sykes and the Democrat party, at some point the hot air runs out, and you have to deal with reality.

On a tip from Steve A.

8 Responses to “Break Like the Wind”

  1. Frank says:

    Sykes should be charged with crimes against humanity. The use of asphyxiating, poisonous or other gases, and of all analogous liquids, materials or devices was outlawed by the Geneva Protocol of 1925!

  2. ICEvictim says:

    he should be charged excess Greenhouse Gas emissions! OMG, the humanity!! This guy is in league with the damn cows!!

    We’re all gonna die! Die I tell ya!

  3. Frank says:

    No more bean burritos on nights before games!

  4. Frank says:

    On a happier note, we won’t have to shovel snow anymore!

  5. ICEvictim says:

    I can vote for that (up here in Minnesnowta)

  6. Frank says:

    Isn’t that north of Siberia?

  7. 127guy says:

    The “dreamer” was just showing his support for Mexican friends…

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