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Jan 10 2017

Bruce Jenner to Pose Naked

Time for ESPN to line up another Arthur Ashe Award for Courage. Bruce Jenner, who now goes by Caitlyn Jenner, having started but not finished transforming himself into a grotesque facsimile of a woman, is planning to generate publicity by posing naked:

“Cait wants to do something along the lines of what Kim [Kardashian] did on the cover of Paper magazine. No one has worked harder than Cait to get the body [he] wants and, naturally, [he] wants to show it off,” sources tell Straight Shuter. “[He] will also use the explosive cover to help [him] return to TV in 2017 after [his] solo show was cancelled. Cait has learned from that experience and wants the new show to be more silly and fun like the Kardashian show. It will focus less on [him] being a transsexual and more on being a single girl that wants to date and have a great time.”

The “single girl” in question is a 67-year-old man.

This is the price of losing the Culture War to moonbats.

You’ll need this:

eye bleach

Hat tips: Daily Wire, Right Wing News.

39 Responses to “Bruce Jenner to Pose Naked”

  1. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Hard pass.

  2. Occam's Stubble says:

    It will focus less on [him] being a transsexual and more on being a single girl that wants to date and have a great time.”

    What’s the title, Deviant Sex in the City?

  3. Single girl? I thought (s)he was a grand parent?

  4. Professor Hale says:

    Attention Whore not getting enough attention.

  5. JamesMacArthur says:

    “Bruce Jenner to Pose Naked”
    —somebody call COMEY -STAT!!!!!

  6. Troy McClure says:

    I don’t even want to see REAL 67 year old women nekked. Much less Bruce Jenner

  7. He’s just an attention whore.

    Thanks for changing “she” to “he.” If Jenner is a woman then Karen Carpenter was fat.

  8. Tetzman says:

    You mean Grand Pervert…

  9. Jack Bauer says:

    Seriously Dave……

    When it comes out, I’m pretty confident in saying:
    NONE OF US WANT TO SEE IT ! So please don’t even think about showing it


    There ain’t enough eye-bleach on the planet to handle that one!

  10. Rotohammer says:

    Bruce worked hard to get the body he wants? Photoshop is going to be doing the heavy lifting here, not Bruce.

  11. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    apparently the cash flow from being a weirdo has dropped off, also the cachet of weirdos has too as it becomes mundane. So… this.

  12. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    actually they are good for bar games. You place bets on how close to their kneecaps the boobs get when they unhook the bra.

  13. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I think that watching “single granny” try and date has got to be almost as interesting as watching the grass on the front lawn grow.

  14. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Another fine example of “why I don’t drink.”

  15. Buffalobob says:

    I didn’t know that there was a Play It magazine.

  16. MAS says:

    I think we are going to need a bigger bottle of Eye Bleach…

  17. Maurice Miner says:

    OK, so Bruce wants to pose nude, as a 67 year old gender confused male.

    Hey, we live in liberated times, so really, whatever his handle is, he can fly off it to his heart’s content!

    Seriously, we need to acknowledge and appreciate the diversity that people like the 67 year-old Bruce bring us every day – I mean, who would NOT enjoy seeing him totally nude, and completely bereft of the meat-and-two-veg!

    A very public castration, and well deserved.

  18. 762x51 says:

    The following is a complete list of 67 year old’s I want to see naked:


  19. Saxon Warrior says:

    He wants to date and have a good time, but the only ones sick enough to date him will be decadent moonbat freaks. So it looks like a mental case is going to be hooked up with another mental case. Sounds like a partnership made in Hell.

    I don’t know exactly what spell the Kardashian’s cast on Bruce but he was fine before he met them. Certainly some strong witchcraft going on there.

  20. Ghostrider says:

    except the grass is more attractive . . .

  21. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Always pays to be careful with what you click.

  22. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Being part of that family would indeed tend to warp your perspectives on what is “normal.”

    The family itself isn’t particularly embarrassing. There have always been nuts, and there always will be. What is embarrassing is how the USA reacts to them. Same phenomenon reflected in turning The Learning Channel into what TLC is today. Have people always been like that? There have been rags like the National Enquirer as long as there have been newspapers, so perhaps so.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Here’s the look Kris Jenner’s going for… (No wonder Bruce lost his flippin’ mind.)

  24. TED says:

    IDENTICAL TO MINE and THAT is my age range! LOLOLOLOL!

  25. TED says:

    AMEN! A few nausea pills also please.

  26. TED says:

    Bet you wont see one unless you live in a blue state where they will be HORDING them…

  27. Tchhht!!! says:

    Perfect centerfold for Playgirl magazine. BAAAARRRRFFFFF!

  28. George Lortz says:

    I dunno, I’d like to see Susan Lucci or Helen Mirren neekid.

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