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Jan 02 2013

Buying iPads With Food Stamps

In the aftermath of the catastrophic 2012 election, given that Obama has clearly established his unfitness for his position, many have been wondering just who the hell would vote for the guy. The answer:

According to Louisville police, [Tracy] Browning went to the Valley Station Walmart and tried to purchase two iPads with an Electronic Benefit Transfer card. When the transaction was denied, she assaulted a store clerk, pushed another employee to the ground and fled from the store with the merchandise.

Investigators say Browning went to another Walmart in the area a short time later and again attempted to buy several iPads with an EBT card. She was apprehended at the scene while attempting to flee with the merchandise.

Any liberals want to explain the moral difference between this behavior and empowering Obama to redistribute other people’s wealth?

Cultural debasement and government dependency are turning us into a nation of Tracy Brownings.

Tracy Browning, archetypical 2013 American.

On a tip from Kenny Q.

23 Responses to “Buying iPads With Food Stamps”

  1. TED says:

    What is amazing is how all the LIEberals HATE Wal-Mart but spend most of their time shopping there!? BUT once again, YOU shouldn’t shop there!

  2. Spartan24 says:

    I wonder what kind of fraud she had to commit to have enough money to buy more than one iPad. The base model is around 550.00 and they go up from there, so we are talking around 1100.00? Food stamps are a real joke- a working family that falls on hard times due to job loss, illness ect is thrown to the wolves unless they know how to scam the system like this creature evidently did.

  3. Momster says:

    iPads? Well, at least an iPad is useful. It could just as well have been malt liquor, ring-dings, hoho’s and butts. The difference is that those purchases,in my experience at convenience stores, would not have been denied. Haven’t seen any such transaction denied–ever.

  4. klae says:

    Wait a moment—they posted the perp’s photo? That’s racist!

  5. Son of Taz says:

    She was trying to purchase the iPads on the taxpayer’s dime so she could resell them at a 100% profit – all in cash no doubt. Tracy is too effin’ stoopid to know what to do with an iPad.

    There’s a relatively simple albeit, partial, solution to the EBT problem. If monthly benefits are, say, $500 per month, then that total amount should not be applied to the card all at once. Apply just 1/4 quarter of the benefit per week, in this case $125, and if they go unused, they lose them.

    That won’t stop all of the problems, but it’s a start. And, the EBT crowd will learn what it’s like to receive a paycheck, instead of a windfall.

  6. Henry says:


  7. Bo-Jangles says:

    Today is the 150th Anniversary of Lincoln signing the Emancipation Proclamation. Meaning, they should have shot him a lot sooner.

  8. Drury says:

    “Diversity is our strength!”

    -typical moron statist
    “Diversity is destoying our nation”

    -American realist

  9. Beef says:

    Well, the solution will obviously be to increase the amount allocated on EBT cards and to allow them to be used to purchase anything – iPads, medical marijuana, guns….

    Just watch.

  10. Jester says:

    Frankly, I’m shocked the transaction was declined. I thought it was ‘free to swipe yo ebt’. I know, I know — 6 mos to a year from now the transaction will be accepted.

  11. Sami's Paki Kebab Shack says:

    Is that a man or a woman?

  12. Buffoon says:

    While driving to WalMart, she had worked it out in her head that society OWED her an iPad.

  13. Nathaniel M says:

    It’s free, swipe yo’ EBT!

    And she probably tried to use a STOLEN EBT card. Snort!

  14. Just do away with EBT. Instead give every hungry peson a voucher for a big mac, large fries and drink at McDonalds, every day. Cheaper, more nutritious and harder to scam. But first tattoo a barcode on the eater so that the benefit con only be used by the intended person. That won’t entirely stop the black market. but it will shrink it.

  15. M.Wilson says:

    The bar code is not necessary, just register their biometric data. Everyone on the planet is born with “bar codes” built in to their fingers, their eyes, and their DNA if it comes down to that. Identity theft would be unheard of if we would just exploit it.

    We already use the SS card as a national ID despite promises to the contrary (just take a moment to think all the things your SS number acts as the key to), the least we can do is secure it with biometric data. As a bonus, it would double as voter ID.

  16. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    The lines at checkouts here are so long, on account of the time required for cashiers to process the EBT and WIC vouchers, plus even more for the stamper to fish through their pockets (and around the crack pipe and Lexus keys) for that three cents they are over, that we have resorted to doing our shopping after midnight.

  17. Louie says:

    I knew before seeing the photo. . . .

  18. anon says:

    @Sami’s Paki Kebab Shack

    “Is that a man or a woman?”


  19. Cameraman says:

    Yo Biatch whatyou mean WE ain”t gettin no Ipad, I needs that money yo…deem chilren br needed that yo!

  20. h. says:

    Negro behavior at its finest.

  21. John Whiting says:

    White people what a fucking disgrace of a race there stupid as fuck there moochers they act like fucking monkeys I wish I all white people would die.

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