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Nov 12 2012

California Bureaurats Call for Meatless Mondays

This is the government Californians receive in exchange for the extravagant taxes that are driving the last employers out of the state:

The Los Angeles council, in a 14-0 vote on Friday, adopted a resolution urging residents to adopt a personal pledge to have a “meatless Monday.”

While it does not have the force of law and police will not be checking what you brought to work for lunch, city officials said they hope it will start a trend, make residents healthier and reduce the impact on the environment.

There might actually be liberals so screwy that they believe eating meat is harmful to the environment. But oppressed polar bears aside, Third World peasants in socialist hellholes don’t eat a lot of meat. America has elected to become a socialist hellhole. Consequently, we had better get used to tasteless, unsatisfying food.

On tips from Dr. 9 and Varla.

38 Responses to “California Bureaurats Call for Meatless Mondays”

  1. Joe says:

    Today’s Monday. I think I’ll head over to the Texas Roadhouse and enjoy a big fat juicy surloin with all the fixins. Screw you, Kalifornia.

  2. Jimbo says:

    I have a better idea for Southern California: ‘Foodless December’.

    Let the pinkos starve to death for our collective health.

  3. Alphamail says:


    Now, now…remember there are still some C.C. NRA stars-and-stripes conservatives hangin’ tough out there.

    However, I could actually see hijacking a bunch of the La Raza gangbanger taco wagons in east L.A. and runnin’ over a few of their yippin’ Chihuahuas.

    Have to put on some bandanas and go in after dark, tho.

    Yee-ha-a-a-a, carumba!

  4. Symeon Stylites says:

    Please, fans of this blog, eat lots of meat…bacon…sausage…braunschweiger…well-marbled beef…mass-produced ground beef…headcheese, etc.

    That’ll show those Hollywood liberals!

  5. James McEnanly says:

    During World War I and World War II, ‘Meatless Mondays’ were encouraged to increase the amount of meat available to the troops overseas. The still had the same amount of meat produced, but less of it was available to the private sector. this begs the question of what is to be done with the current livestock.

  6. Beef says:

    “While it does not have the force of law and police will not be checking what you brought to work for lunch (*)”


  7. Jimbo says:

    @ Alphamail –

    I’m assuming the conservatives will have sense enough to eat. Remember – it is a ‘voluntary gesture’. I’m figuring only liberals are stupid enough to starve.

  8. IslandLifer says:

    Is this an attempt to reduce their budget as well? Lol!! One carrot and a poke in the eye coming right up!!

  9. jazbo says:

    Meatless Mondays in California? Good lord, does that mean all the homos in San Fran take a day off their perversion?

  10. Henry says:

    I had grilled hot dogs for lunch. Yum!

  11. Jim says:

    It government “of the government, by the government, for the government”, or in other words, it’s government greed cause they need meat more than you do.
    PS, I had an In-N-Out #1 combo in Milpitas today.

  12. Alan says:

    “Los Angeles is the largest city to sign on to the campaign, which was started nearly a decade ago with the Johns Hopkins’ Bloomberg [!] School of Public Health … Other U.S. cities that have endorsed Meatless Mondays include Washington, D.C., San Francisco and Raleigh, N.C…. more than half of L.A. County residents are overweight and that point to health disparities among those who have less access to healthful foods in L.A.”,0,611704.story

    1) Wonder if the restaurant, ranching, agriculture, or supermarket industries had any say in this?

    2) Since obesity rates are higher for blacks and Hispanics than for whites, isn’t this RAAAAACIST?

  13. Charlie R. says:

    In about 10 minutes, I’ll be enjoying a porterhouse steak. I wasn’t planning on eating steak for dinner today, but when I heard about the LA City Council pushing this “meatless Monday” nonsense, that settled it. I don’t know what I’ll be having for dinner next Monday, but you can be damned sure it will be something that the Enviro-Nazis won’t approve of. And every Monday after that!

  14. A Pickle Inspector says:

    Man, you “Conservatives” will complain about anything.

  15. Jimbo says:

    I see no complaints – only opinions.

    But I would never expect a ‘pickle inspector’ to be smart enough to know the difference.

    No – go inspect and chock on you boy friend’s ‘pickle’, dipshit.

  16. Jimbo says:

    Woops – that’s:

    Now – go inspect and choke on your boy friend’s ‘pickle’, dipshit.

    Shoot – it’s not as funny the second time.

  17. A Pickle Inspector says:

    Oh man! You totally hung me by my own petard! I never would have guessed that a name like “Pickle Inspector” would have used against me!

    Also, it’s “choke” 😀

  18. rah1420 says:

    I do the paleo diet. If it isn’t meat, it isn’t a meal. And I’m just about as far from California as I can get, thank goodness.

  19. A Pickle Inspector says:

    Heh, I accidentally a word. Go me.

  20. Joe says:

    “Heh, I accidentally a word. Go me.”

    Huh? What kind of idiot are you? You need more protein for your brain, like meat.

  21. Geeknerd says:

    Earth Day Menu:
    Shark Fin Soup
    Hearts of Palm Salad
    Pate de Foi Gras
    Veal Parmesian

  22. KHarn says:

    TO: A Pickle Inspector and the rest of the neo-socialists;

    If you don’t want conservatives to complain, STOP DOING STUPID STUFF.

  23. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    “Pickle inspector” reminds me of the guy who graded the pickles that were grown and hauled into the town pickle cannery years ago, mostly by local kids.
    One oddball oversize pickle caught would instantly discount the whole lot.
    A “cucumber” inspector may be more appropriate.

  24. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    A nice, fat juicy slice of (bright pink) prime rib for me, please. Dripping with lots of au jus too.

  25. Alphamail says:

    A Pickle Inspector says:

    Cute response to show a little creativity:

    “Heh, I accidentally FORGOT a word. Go F*CK me.”

    Unfortunately you still fail the IQ test – you don’t get hung with your own petard (explosive device), you get HOIST.

    um-hum…dunning-kruger again

  26. Henry says:

    I’m having grilled burgers for dinner. Yum!

  27. Geeknerd says:

    Ghost of FA Hayek,
    Don’t forget the chopped horseraddish!

  28. Kevin says:

    Isn’t this going to offend the Feminists?

  29. Alphamail says:



    Just came from my favorite conservative deli next door.

    In case you’re interested here was today’s yummy special:

    Hors de oeuvres…..Smoked snail darter with a dash of grated rhino horn.

    Entrée…..Brisket of spotted owl, baked with bald eagle livers, in a tangy sea turtle sauce.

    Dessert…..An icy mocha frappe made from blended koala gizzard and polar bear sperm.

    Holy smoke………..….wait……………is this Monday…………?

    Oh my gosh! Sorry everyone………I should have waited til’ tomorrow night!

  30. cecil henry says:

    Relax guys.

    Just double up on Tuesday. And Wednesday.

  31. Ghost of FA Hayek says:
    Scroll down to page three for info to the testicle festival at the Landing
    Bull, hog, turkey, sheep, sort of a potluck with something new every year

  32. Biff says:

    “just blow into this tube, sir…we have reason to believe you are under the influence of a beef burrito.”

    Does this mean San Francisco will soon have a “No Sodomy Sunday?”

  33. Jimbo says:

    You are all MEAN! LOL! Silly liberals – intelligence is for humans.

    Ghost: A calf-fry is seasoned and cooked with the same recipe as catfish. But they’re a LOT more tasty! During my young years, growing up on a ranch in West Texas, I soaked up some fine comfort-food recipes. They all have a common ingredient: MEAT! I’ve been comfortable my whole life.

  34. Alphamail says:

    Does this mean Beef can’t post on Mondays?

  35. grayjohn says:

    How about Californialess America?

  36. Winston Smith says:

    So I guess that means eating meat on the other 6 days of the week?

    Proclamations like this are as meaninigless as all the other symbolic proclamations made by goofy politicians.

    One or 2 days a week I eat fish just because a mix of various foods is better for ones health. Not because some goofy policians make some silly proclamation.

  37. Doug says:

    What are all the Cali-homos going to do on Monday now????!!!!

  38. anon says:

    Should go well with California’s ‘brainless Tuesday’ (judging on how they voted).

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