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Nov 03 2012

Caption Contest


Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

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208 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Drury says:

    …And sir, I told them “Don’t you dare let any of those NON-UNION crews work here in New Jersey…”

  2. Hans says:

    “That’s another fine mess you got us into, Ollie …”

  3. Gunny G says:

    “There’s donuts at the end of this walk right? If not, I’ll eat YOU!”

  4. Diogenes says:

    Looks like the The First Lady been starving you Barry….let’s go get some spaghetti and vino put some meat on these bones….

  5. Ummah Gummah says:


    Double speech bubble: “I can’t quit you!”


  6. Musicmaven says:

    A bromance made in heaven!

  7. Ummah Gummah says:


    Looks like the The First Lady been starving you Barry… lemme give you some Jersey Tube Steak to fill you up!


  8. sicoit says:

    Wow Chris, you DO have a “pull string” back here so you can spout the krap I want you to say!

  9. a11en says:

    do these pants make my ass look big?

  10. Issac says:

    “My eyes are open… how could I not see it before? The modern Republican party is mentally ill, sociopathic and will stop at nothing to regain power…even twisting a major national tragedy into a political point maker… pandering to the ignorant, superstitious and racists so they can continue to remake America into “United States of the Money Grubbers and Their Rubes”.”

  11. Vanna says:

    Here, move to the other side, we can be the number ten.

  12. Kyle says:

    2 more people and we can spell “OIHO”

  13. Magyar Kishka says:

    Fat & Skinny went to bed,
    Fat rolled over …
    Now Skinny’s dead!

    Romney/Ryan 3 More Days!

    (An oldie but a goodie and the first thing I thought of when I saw this pic. Rest in Peace Dad)

  14. SR says:

    Governor Christie to Obama. “You know I’m really a Democrat at heart”

  15. facebkwallflower says:

    Hey, Barry, The more the cushion, the better the pushin.

  16. Comrade Terry says:

    Was it as good for you as it was for me?

  17. innominatus says:

    “I’ve eaten hotdogs bigger than you”
    “Really? I’ve eaten dogs bigger than you!”

  18. Big Al says:

    “Check out my campaign floatation device.”

  19. TimK says:

    Huh. Usually the skinny one is the straight-man.

  20. MJ Peterson says:

    A wimp and a blimp.

  21. Bob says:

    “Chris, I think I feel Hoffa back there.”

  22. Mustng66 says:

    The bigger the cushion, the better the pushing.

  23. Artfldgr says:

    C’mon, it will be like the new laurel and hardy, but with more diversity!

  24. Artfldgr says:

    Michelle was right, you ARE ticklish there…

  25. Artfldgr says:

    Rahm was right, lift the tiny flap in the back, and you can control him like a puppet…

  26. Bad Barry says:

    Does this skinny dick make my ass look big?

  27. big-pete says:

    Let’s see them caption THIS at moonbattery!

  28. Artfldgr says:

    Together we are number 01

  29. Bad Barry says:

    OK Christie you get the donuts and I’ll bring the blow. Tonight we are going to burn this mother down.

  30. Jodie says:

    “Oh Barrack, I’m so excited that you called me last night! I’m sorry about the, “Stop lying Mr. President,” comment and all those other mean and nasty things I said about you on ABC last month. I was just lonely. I missed you. You hadn’t called in so long. Forgive me?”

  31. Artfldgr says:

    You be Bud, I be Lou, and we can do whose on first…

  32. Artfldgr says:

    I had to pretend I like him to get close, now where the heck is that off button?

  33. Bad Barry says:

    Feel free to grab more ass Mr. President. There’s plenty of that to go around.

  34. Artfldgr says:

    After the elections want to see if we can do ad spots for Big & Tall?

  35. Artfldgr says:

    For the first time the Goddard Space Agency was able to watch gravitational capture of an orbiting body up close..

  36. EJohnson says:

    Barry, you think THIS is a disaster? Wait’ll you see NEXT WEEK.

  37. Artfldgr says:

    As they approached the camera, everyone knew who was the bigger man

  38. Artfldgr says:

    No! Really! They really do put liquor in the jello here

  39. Artfldgr says:

    Remember when I said on camera I would help? I lied…

  40. SNuss says:

    Christie: “Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!”

    Quote credit to Ambassador Londo Mollari, of “Babylon 5”.

  41. Buffalobob says:

    obama,” last time I saw an ass that big was ahh, ahhh, if I say it mooshell will sit on me again.

  42. MicahStone says:

    RINO christie: does standing next to this socialist extremist make me look even fatter?
    Yes – and even more fat-headed.

    christie and OBOZO = reviving the Laural and Hardy comedy team.
    …NOTHING is funnier than RINO-socialist slapstick.

  43. Phil says:

    Oh, you’re Governor Christie?! From far away you looked like Candy Crowley, my bad!

  44. Rotohammer says:

    You…re…remember that time when…when we…like walked with our arms aroun…around each other…and…and we…like…we rode together on…on Marine One and…and stuff? Yeah! That was awesome!

  45. coal power says:

    sure I’ll give you Michelle’s dress from the last state dinner. you certainly have the tits and ass to fill it out

  46. Beef says:

    He ain’t heavy, he’s my bromance.

  47. Beef says:

    Ebony and Lardery

  48. Jester says:

    “Something tells me I’m into something good… (something tells me I’m into something)… Something tells me I’m into something gooood….”

  49. ALman says:

    Damn! This has gotta be the fatest white man I’ve ever had my arms around!

  50. True Blue says:

    “Who runs Bartertown?”

  51. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Obama: Damn, misery makes me happy….hell, yeah!

    Chritie: (Thinks to self) Uh-oh

  52. LyleLovett666 says:

    Dumb and dumber.

  53. John says:

    Coming to NBCBSABC this Fall: “Laurel & Hardy – Together Again.”

  54. Kangtong says:

    Dumbo the elephant and a jackass.

  55. AngryK9 says:

    You were great last night in bed.

  56. Joy says:

    (Well, I came here to do the “Well, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into” caption but I see someone beat me to it. Besides, it sort of insults two of the finest comedians to walk the planet. So…I’ve got nothing other than “Chuckleheads on parade”, because seriously…)

  57. IslandLifer says:

    Does that ASS make Christie look big?

  58. Chris says:

    Gee Mr. President, I thought only hurricane Sandy could give New Jersey that good of a blow job.

  59. Bad Donkey...BAD! says:

    …and that was the first time I told them, “No, I’m going to run as a REPUBLICAN!”

  60. Voice says:

    The 64 Extra Short Suit meets the Empty Suit.

  61. infidel says:

    Fatty and Skinny went to take a bath. Fatty farted and Skinny laughed.
    Fatty and Skinny in the same bed. Fatty farted and …

  62. Russ says:

    Obama brought the doughnuts!

  63. JoeInfidel says:

    I’d vote for you myself if you hadn’t burnt my Bible in Bagram Afghanistan in 2009. Song “Obama burnt my Bible”.
    on youtube.

  64. mkultra says:

    Fat Man and Little Boy

  65. Michael says:

    “Don’t kid yourself, O; you need me a helluva lot more than I need you right now!”

  66. Rick the Reb says:

    If you’ve got the money honey I’ve got the time.

  67. Ashley32 says:

    Ohhhhhhh yes barry!
    Please keep squeezing the extra set of boobs on my back
    that are soooooo plumpy and hairy!

  68. Doug says:

    C: hot damn those Rino ribs were tasty!
    O: you crack me up, fat boy.

  69. ghastly says:

    And the President just could not contain his joy knowing he was handling the “tough guy,” Governor Christie.

  70. mark says:

    No, I’M gonna be the pitcher and YOU be the catcher.

  71. Cb says:

    Ya know Chris, Michelle has a RINO exercise program…

  72. redneck_guru says:

    Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean.

  73. Whole Wheat Cracker says:

    “You’ll love NJ more than ever; the whole state is a bath house!!!”

  74. Earl says:

    Quick get a shot of me with this hippo or RINO or whatever then it’s off to Vegas! By the way, businesses, don’t you dare go to Vegas.

  75. Len says:

    “Oh, and Chris, I want Ann Coulters endorsement too.”

  76. bob says:

    Damn Chrissy, did you just fart?

  77. Goodness says:

    1. “Well Cris…in the ass department, Michelle still has you beat.”

    2. As Obama ruminated on how Christie’s praise would help his campain; the Governor fantasized about Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

  78. lb.fulltilt says:

    “Let’s eat the rich.”
    “You had me at eat.”

  79. Backbone 76 says:

    Look Michelle–I bagged a RINO!

  80. Dooley says:

    Christy: Like you said. We are getting the FEMA money for this disaster and no strings, right?
    Obama: Hahahahahahahah republicans…hahahahhaha…whew!

  81. rick says:

    Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean….

  82. J D says:

    “I’m with you on aborting all those black babies, Barry! And promoting gay marriage should help keep down the minority population as well.”

  83. james says:

    Barak Obama could eat no fat
    his ass-kissing governor could eat no lean

  84. Bob Roberts says:

    I’m gonna just slap you and ride the wave on in…

    Actually that was my second choice, my first was

    Of course you’re going to have to be on top – after all, you’re the President… until January.

  85. Dale Dawson says:

    Big ass embraces no balls.

  86. Shooter1001 says:

    We can do this Barry, let’s do it! You issue the executive order legalizing replacing Biden while I make Joe a Jersey offer he can’t refuse.

  87. Shooter1001 says:

    I’m a lot more fun than Rosie can ever be!!

  88. Dbm says:

    Of course I like them big, have you seen Michelle’s ass?

  89. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Just one more trick, and I promise you that peanut

  90. Mike T says:

    Fat sell out prick.

  91. Shooter1001 says:

    This picture is going to haunt me!

  92. Issac says:

    Guess you guys really got your “two minute hate” today.

    Blount knows just how to tweak y’all, though being, in large part, obviously the genetically mean members of the species, it doesn’t take much to get y”all a’hatin.

  93. Bloodless Coup says:

    With friends like Chris Christie who need enemies.

  94. Melek says:

    “Choose your partners,
    Skip to my Lou,
    Choose your partners,
    Skip to my Lou,
    Skip to my Lou my darling, . . . ”

    🙂 Melek

    “Reason is not automatic; those who deny reason can’t be conquered by it.” ~ Ayn Rand

  95. TX Rebel says:

    You know with a lot more hair you could pass for Michelle.

  96. Jay says:

    Hey Curly, Where’s Moe???

  97. EMPEROR5 says:


  98. SandyS says:

    Coming soon to a theatre near you….Laurel and Hardy do Jersey Shore.

  99. medman13ks says:

    If I only had a brain

  100. Matt S says:

    “Oh Barry, you are such a sweet, sweet man.”

  101. Mumbles says:

    Hey Issac, did you misspell your own name? Shouldn’t it be Isaac?

  102. Bill S. says:

    Wow Michelle has really slimmed down!

  103. Voice says:

    “Governor, have you ever heard of Charlie Crist?”

  104. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Irony is king. The winner:

    mkultra says:
    November 3, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    Fat Man and Little Boy

  105. Leland Ray says:

    “Did you see those two old broads duking it out with purses at the gas station?”

  106. bill says:

    I’m just going to be straight up with these folks,they got as much chance getting their power back on as I do ever seeing my dick again.

  107. chicken lady says:

    Don’t worry Chris, we’re going to be spending a lot of time together. Next to you, I look REALLY good.

  108. rebbeca williams says:

    “Thanks for the cookie jar full of cash!”

  109. Cynthia says:

    Obama; “Me, me, me, me, I, I, I…”
    Christie; “NO! It’s me, me , me, me, I, I, I!”

  110. Bill Francis says:

    You look like you been eatin’ enough, dawg!

  111. Patty says:

    Let’s have a donut!

  112. Brian says:

    Why did you kiss my ear?
    Why are you holding my hand?
    Where’s your other hand?
    Between two pillows.
    Those aren’t pillows!

  113. Backbone 76 says:

    The runt meets the gunt

  114. Restless says:

    Upon seeing this photo, Joe Biden exclaimed, “This is a big fat deal!”

  115. metalgarth says:

    No, seriously, where did Michelle get her eating shovel from?

  116. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Blah blah blah blah hate blah blah blah hate hate blah blah………….Blount knows just how to tweak y’all


  117. bill says:

    I bet you’d never guess my favorite instrument in school was the “lunch Bell”

  118. bill says:

    obama:you need to come up with some kinda plan,or these people will run your ass out of town
    christi:yea,but that would require two trips

  119. Belfast says:

    NBC Presents!!! Losers on Parade!!!

  120. jthomp830 says:

    You complete me, Barry.

  121. mega says:

    “Cabinet position?” “C’mon, Chris, for that you’ve gotta go on TV and tell people that the support I provided you was EXCELLENT.”

  122. Cargo Pilot says:

    Hey! I’m hungry. How about we BBQ up some dogs?

  123. mega says:

    “So then I stood up at the convention and talked about myself for half an hour, and totally ignored the Romster.”
    “Man, I saw that on TV…that was just great!”

  124. leo says:

    New TV series “Two and a half men”

  125. Miz Barkee says:

    I never knew a bathhouse could be such fun, Barry!

  126. Animal says:

    Was it as good for you as it was for me?

  127. gemalo says:

    They’d be joined at the hip, but elbows will do.

  128. mega says:

    “See, with my arm locked in front of your arm, you won’t be able to reflexively bow to anyone, and that will help you get reelected.”

  129. Contessa61 says:

    “my allegiance to a political party?? Whichever way the wind blows.”

  130. Randy says:

    “Well Stanley, this another fine mess you got me into.”

  131. mega says:

    “Was that photo op as good for you as it was for me?”

  132. mega says:

    “So then I barked at some stupid teacher in the audience, and everyone decided I was a conservative! I shit you not, Barry.”

  133. mega says:

    “Hey, while we’re just talking, what do I get if I take it one more level and flat-out endorse you on Monday night?”

  134. blue says:

    Say Bary, you ever seen a fat man in a bathtub?!”
    “Why yes, all the time at Man Country!”

  135. chronos the wonder pig says:

    “Say yes Barry & I’ll make gay marriage legal in NJ.”

  136. mkultra says:

    Jerk and the Fatman

  137. ed357 says:

    I saw your “0” face….

    did you see mine?

  138. VoteMitt says:

    Porky & Bess

  139. Bob says:

    “have a good time in Ohio Mr. President, I’ll make sure you get credit for not fixing this mess like Bush did with Katrina”

  140. Val says:

    Wow, that ass really makes Chris Christie look bigger!

  141. Val says:

    “All those things I said about you? I didn’t mean them! You’re a great president!”
    “Oh, Chris, I know I am! Valerie tells me so!”

  142. Jimbo says:

    “I hope that’s a wide angle camera. Now – we have a deal, right? You give me lots of federal $, and I let you blow my whistle, huh?”

  143. Denise says:

    “The Walrus and the Carpenter”
    (Both were opportunists)

  144. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    My favorites:

    1. leo says:
    November 3, 2012 at 7:55 pm
    New TV series “Two and a half men”

    2. Leland Ray says:
    November 3, 2012 at 6:34 pm
    “Did you see those two old broads duking it out with purses at the gas station?”

    3. True Blue says:
    November 3, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    “Who runs Bartertown?”

    4. Drury says:
    November 3, 2012 at 10:39 am
    …And sir, I told them “Don’t you dare let any of those NON-UNION crews work here in New Jersey…”

  145. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Two men enter, one man leaves.

  146. Michael Johnston says:

    Remember when we were kids and they made fun of us? Fatty and Skinny laying in bed…Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead….darn I hated that!

  147. FrankHD says:

    in a mirror, darkly
    (star trek: enterprise ref)

  148. FrankHD says:

    when funhouse mirrors come to life

  149. FrankHD says:

    Chris, I like when you tickle my prostate

  150. FrankHD says:

    …and they call it puppy looove…

  151. Geraldca says:

    True blue wins with….”Who runs Bartertown?” Spit coffee everywhere damn lol

  152. Rumor out of the Chicago bathhouse circuit sez I’m your type~

  153. klae says:

    Fatman and Robin ‘hood

  154. Richard says:

    “And then Dean Wormer told me, ‘Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.'”

  155. Mike_W says:

    “Well Ollie, here’s another fine mess you’ve got me into.”

  156. Backbone 76 says:

    Tell me again about the rabbits, George!

  157. Bloodless Coup says:


    There is reason to believe that Chris Christie is a friend and supporter of the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD.

  158. Phil says:

    Thanks for the Halloween candy Hurricane Handout, Barry!

  159. Joe says:

    “Fat Man” and “Little Boy”

  160. George Mason says:

    I got this fat fucker to do endorse me!

  161. Mack says:

    “Of course I’ll respect you in the morning!”

  162. Bad Barry says:

    You don’t want your first time to be with just anyone.

  163. Laura says:

    If all else fails, they can eat you Governor!

  164. Jedi says:

    They said, “it will be large, slow and blow a lot of worthless air around and then there’s also a hurricane coming.”

  165. czuch says:

    “I’m parked out back. Behind the commisary”.
    (Blazing Saddles).

  166. MNcon says:

    I just ate Romney … Pretty sure you are going to win …

  167. Dawn Smith says:

    Big Guy: “I was hoping we could colonialise the Middle East…”

  168. teedubyas4u says:

    I couldn’t hold it in any longer and sharted all over Axelrod’s face.

  169. mkultra says:

    Obama to Christie: Do you know where I can get rid of an unused sasquatch? I don’t need it anymore.

  170. Backbone 76 says:

    Biggest loser, NJ edition

  171. Kathryn says:

    Tell you what little buddy. Charlie Crist told me if I helped you get elected you would help me lose weight.

  172. Lyle says:

    Barry:Do you believe?

    Chris:How can I?

    Barry:Put your arm around me; your hand on my side.

    Chris:YES! YES! I do believe!

    Barry:You believed because I came to your state, and pretended to be bi-partisan. Foolish are those who never see me pretend to pander, and yet still believe!

  173. geno says:

    “So, tell me again how nicotine helps with weight loss.”

  174. thescribbler says:

    Looks like Romney is going to win this election Chris, so smile big, gotta make sure the mainstream media can show this photo op when you run for president in the future. You love me, you really love me!

  175. Lisa says:

    October Surprise: Christie eats Obama!

  176. Christie: Ooo- bama cakes! My favorite…

  177. Smaj says:

    Can I sniff your jock, Barack? Can I? Can I? Can I?

  178. Maudie N Mandeville says:

    “No one left behind.”

  179. junkyard infidel says:

    c’mon barry, let’s go back to my place for some jersey choom and a bath ! once you’ve had fat, you’ll never go back !

  180. Louie says:

    One Big Mac away from a heart attack vs. too pussy whipped to eat a Big Mac.

  181. Walter says:

    Barry, when we get home, I want to be on top!

  182. BigAl says:

    Wadda you mean I was too heavy for you? You chose the bottom!

  183. Max says:

    Jack Sprat could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean.

  184. Marian says:

    “New on TV this Fall: ‘Laurel & Hardy’s Evil Twins.'”

  185. Jodie says:

    Christie: I can haz cheezeburger? Please? Please?
    Obama: (Chuckle) Oh sure you can, I’ll tell my staff to make that happen.

  186. Scott Drummond says:

    Hey, Barry, if you’ll take me to your bath-house, I’ll take you to mine! I’d love to be with a black man , even if he’s only half-black; Pull-eeeeeeze, Sir? After all I done already kissed your ass for a couple of days, ain’t that good enough foreplay? Pull-eeeeeze?

  187. True Blue says:

    The little one is called Master.
    He’s the brains.
    He runs Underworld.
    The other one is Blaster.
    He’s the muscle.
    Together they can be very powerful.
    They are also arrogant.

  188. Kabster says:

    Hey Barry can you believe they think there is a difference between republicrats and democans anymore. I know, we got me all confused now. New we let a crisis go to waste.

  189. mkultra says:

    Christie: So how do you keep your girlish figure, Barry?

    Barry: Mostly crack, fat boy. And a super dose of male hormones. Which I take orally several times per day.

  190. mkultra says:

    Christie: I stopped worrying about the size of my butt when I saw your wife on the cover of vogue.

  191. FrankHD says:

    “does this shirt make me look fat?”

  192. Steve says:

    Barry, I can lose weight, but you just can’t fix stupid.

  193. jc14 says:

    “Holy S___! And I thought Fat Albert was chunky! He’s got nothin’ on you, Krispy Kreme!”

  194. Ty McWilliams says:

    “Now they got another reason to call me a RHINO”

  195. John Simonds says:

    Fat Boy and Thin Man, the two Atomic Bombs.

  196. Bunker says:

    I appreciate you opening up a position in Benghazi for me, especially since it comes with the unlimited doughnut fringe benefits…

  197. czekmark says:

    Wow, Chris, your back end is almost as big as Michelles.

  198. Sam Adams says:

    So if Biden quits, I’ve got the job, right?

  199. EP says:

    “Don’t tell Michelle what I ate for breakfast.”

  200. True Blue says:

    “The East Coast is in serious pain.”
    “Oh, well. I’m off to Vegas to campaign!”

  201. Steve B says:

    “Breaking Stupid – Starring Barack Laurel and Chris Hardy”

  202. MMnMM says:

    OMG girlfriend! Just LOOK at you!!

  203. Joek Loth says:

    “Oooohhoo, I love eating chocolate covered Barrys!!”

  204. Kevin_in_Seattle says:

    “No problem Governor. If I when re-election I’ll make sure you can star in a couple episodes of Sesame Street. The Big Bird costume should fit perfectly!”

  205. Kevin_in_Seattle says:

    “No problem Governor. If I win re-election I’ll make sure you can star in a couple episodes of Sesame Street. The Big Bird costume should fit perfectly!”

  206. Nutcracker says:

    Laurel and Hardie (also known as Dick and Doof) set off for Crusoeland after leaving all their inheritance behind due to outrageous taxes. Only to find they loose their new island state due to poor management.

  207. BRRBTR says:

    The Tweedles, you decide which is Dee and which is Dumb.

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