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Nov 10 2012

Caption Contest


Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

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73 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Mark Demon says:

    And I thought Velvet Elvi were bad enough.

  2. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    There is no election fraud in Obama’s America

  3. Logic_Mine says:

    You too can easily win votes from the DUMB ASSES er, uh, I mean the DUMB MASSES. What’s the trick? Just use an ambiguous goal without any detail on how to achieve it!

    That’s the DUMB ASS Way!

  4. Duke says:

    “…I’m so in love with you…,” sung poorly to the tune by Al Green.

  5. JDMedia says:

    How about THIS for a caption… “Eff Obama”

  6. Logic_Mine says:


    (Now throw me your votes!)

    Yes, its that insane. But its only insane around SANE people.
    Its completely acceptable if surrounded by the insane.

  7. neotrotsky says:

    The brother is watching you

  8. Alphamail says:

    “Voters line up to watch a video of Obama singing, before they go to the official booths to cast their vote.”

  9. Jim says:

    Welcome to the United Socialism of Greece.
    My name is Obama, and I approved this message.

  10. Help us says:

    Every breath you take
    And every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take
    Ill be watching you

    Every single day
    And every word you say
    Every game you play
    Every night you stay
    Ill be watching you

    Oh, cant you see
    You belong to me
    Now my poor heart aches
    With every step you take

    Every move you make
    Every vow you break
    Every smile you fake
    Every claim you stake
    Ill be watching you


  11. Eric says:

    This song is an oldie, well it is where I come from. Your kids are gonna love it.

  12. Henry says:

    Big Brother is watching… how you vote.

  13. IslandLifer says:

    “Tyranny will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. I am the one you’ve been waiting for. I am the tyrant that you seek. “

  14. brwaldbaum says:

    All in all you’re just another pr*ck in the wall.

  15. rockman says:

    Obama’s singing:

    And now, the end is here
    and now I face, the final polling.
    My friend, I’ll say it clear,
    I’ll state my case, and I ain’t lying
    I’ve lived, a life of bull,
    I suborned each, and every perjury.
    And more, much more than this, I fooled them My Way.

    Regrets, you’ve had a few,
    but then again, you didn’t build that.
    I did, what I had to do, to spread the wealth, without exemptions.
    I planned, each charted course, to bring about, my leftist tyranny.
    And more, much more than this, I did it My way.

    Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
    When I exempted, those I couldn’t screw
    But through it all, when there was doubt
    I made up lies and spat them out
    I faced it all and I stood small, and did it my way.

    I’ve schemed, I’ve rolled some J’s
    I’ve had my fill, my share of chooming.
    And now, as freedom dies, I find it all so damned amusing.
    To think, “did I do that”?
    And may I say, not in a shy way,
    “Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I cite Alinsky.

    For what is a man, what has he got?
    That I can’t take, he’ll soon have naught
    He’ll say the things he truly feels, we’ll beat him down, and make him kneel,
    The record shows, what Orwell knows, I did it my way!

  16. Help us says:

    I wish some body would photoshop the 1984 macintosh commercial with Obamas photo in it.

  17. Jodie says:

    ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ You can’t touch this!

  18. Bad Barry says:

    Impeach this.

  19. Artfldgr says:

    Don’t look at the man from behind your curtain…

  20. Jimbo says:

    Voter fraud is only illegal for Republicans. Vote for me. Come back in an hour and vote again. Your messiah is commanding you.

  21. KMM (CT) says:

    Vote for the man with CHANGE coming out the ears!

  22. Annie says:

    Voting for Dummies 2012

  23. Phil says:

    All in all you’re just another brick in the wall.

  24. yourfavoriteunkle says:

    ” I’m Big Brother… and I approve this message…”

  25. yourfavoriteunkle says:

    Vote!… like your stupid parts depend upon it.

  26. rex freeway says:

    Alright, some one get some paint and cover this before everyone shows for church Sunday.

  27. Restless says:

    “War is peace.
    Freedom is slavery.
    Ignorance is strength.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  28. Joe says:

    We need to clean that big shit stain off the wall.

  29. John says:

    Obama hangs his head in shame because he knows he’s the only black man whose face gets colored in with white paint.

  30. MT BearCat says:

    “He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.” (oopps… that’s not B. Obama, that was A. Hitler)

  31. Gunny G says:

    How about:

    “We shoulda picked our own cotton.

  32. Jodie says:

    ♫ ♫ IIII’m every woman, it’s all in meeeeeee ♫ ♫

  33. okrahead says:

    Just another brick in the wall

  34. Restless says:

    The artist was furious. The stupid voting instructions on the wall covered up the hammer & sickle, the red star, and the raised cliched fist.

  35. Restless says:

    The artist was furious. The stupid voting instructions on the wall covered up the hammer & sickle, the red star, and the raised clenched fist.

  36. big-pete says:

    ♫ As the snow flies
    ♫ On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
    ♫ A poor little man child is born
    ♫ In the ghetto

  37. True Blue says:

    For those times when a big picture of Lenin is just too obvious…


    I Lenin velikiy nam put’ ozaril,
    Nas vyrastil Stalin – na vernost’ narodu,
    Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!

    (And the great Lenin lit the way ahead,
    We were raised by Stalin to be true to the people,
    To labour and great feats he inspired us!)
    (Soviet national anthem)

  38. Phil says:

    “I’m Chris Christie and I have nothing but praise for this painting…”

  39. Joe says:

    Just another dick on the wall.

  40. TED says:

    What mural, I don’t see a mural. Do you see a mural??

  41. forest says:

    Poll worker: “Hello, Democrat or Republican?” … “Bwahahahah, yeah, just kidding, I’ll put you and your grandparents and great uncle down for Obama”

  42. Dave says:

    George has finished calibrating back
    there…so let’s flip that tallying
    switch back to R since this is an
    obvious Dem voting booth. Ha Ha Ha

  43. ‘Elvis has NOT left the building’

  44. Backbone 76 says:

    The five commandments of Obamunism:
    1. Whatever works hard for a living is an enemy
    2. Whatever siphons off of the public treasury is a friend
    3. No Obamunist must be self sufficient
    4. No Obamunist must be industrious
    5. All Obamunists are equal, but some are more equal than others

  45. Backbone 76 says:

    Pay no attention to that moonbat mural on the wall.

  46. Backbone 76 says:

    This Fresco-bama is not an election violation! All the machines are rigged for Obama anyways.

  47. Highway Hospital Student says:

    “I’ll have a lot more flexibility in my second term, Comrade….Hey, is this mic on?”

  48. Contessa61 says:



  49. Douglas says:

    Yes, they realy are watching you.

  50. born in 76 says:

    “We will take America without firing a shot…….We will BURY YOU! We can’t expect the American people to jump from Capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism. We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.”

    Might as well be his….

  51. True Blue says:

    ‘Oh I wish he was in the land of cotton…’

  52. Whipple says:

    8 Presidential Councils for Women are not enough,there should be a czar for each State,”a real ladies man.”

    Men need not apply.(or expect due process in the courts.)

  53. Rotohammer says:

    “I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.”

  54. CGW409 says:

    Here comes the real hope and change.
    Prepare to be fundamentally transformed

  55. klae says:

    “I hate Illinois Nazis!” —Jake Blues

  56. TWS says:

    Yes We Can – Watch You!

  57. Sam Adams says:

    A vote for Romney makes Baby Jesu..I mean Barack cry.

  58. Sam Adams says:

    Feeling the love yet?

  59. Sam Adams says:

    I’ve got drones watching you, too.

  60. Sam Adams says:

    What am I going to tell Michelle if you don’t vote for me?

  61. Sam Adams says:

    I have been working so hard for you. Every single minute of every day, I’ve been working for you. Not a day goes by that I haven’t been working for you. Now get in there and vote.

  62. Jimdandy says:

    Abandon hope, all ye who enter here . . .

  63. Miz Barkee says:

    “The devil you know is better than working for a living”

  64. Bob Roberts says:

    No, I told you I don’t need the bus to the 5th precinct – I just voted there 20 minutes ago! Now that I’ve voted here I’m supposed to go to the 2nd precinct and vote there! So which bus do I need?

  65. Bob Roberts says:

    Note the guy in the background “helping” the other guy to make sure he votes Obama.

  66. southernsue says:

    lost soul in a fish bowl!

  67. southernsue says:

    another brick in the wall

  68. Ummah Gummah says:

    Joe says:
    November 10, 2012 at 3:38 pm
    Just another dick on the wall.



  69. Ummah Gummah says:


    This mural is o-o-ok.. but I’ve seen better.. Next term we need to fly in some rooskie painters.. like I told Putin, now that I’m more flexible.. he could return the favor.. send me a few paint crews.. lots of murals to paint in America..



  70. TonyD95B says:

    RE: Help us at November 10, 2012 at 11:44 am”

    “Every breath you take
    And every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take
    Ill be watching you”

    That’s POLICE-State talk!!!!!hahahahah

  71. jc14 says:

    Let’s see, vote for Romney or Obama? What’s that, the voting machine says “Obama” rat’cheer, but I can’t find no “Romney” button. Oh, well, guess it’ll be Obama . . .

  72. TheOPINIONATOR says:

    Moonbats outraged Philly Ward 35 voting machines blocked voter’s view of Obama mural.

  73. MrBlonde says:

    This is in a school.
    This is what your children are being taught every day in public schools.
    With no mention of Big Brother or 1984.

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