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Nov 17 2012

Caption Contest

obama fly on face

Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

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On a tip from Bob Roberts.

170 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Lagnar says:

    We call them little buggers “turd crawlers” where I come from.

  2. Ed says:

    “There are no flies on me”.

  3. Dennis says:

    Our lord and master, Satan, is pleased. Here is his kiss.

  4. SpringTexas says:

    Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies

  5. IslandLifer says:

    “I see this dung heap is already boiling with maggots”

  6. Clingtomyguns says:

    Let me be clear … I am lord over even these little winged ones landing on my lips to feed on the steaming piles coming out of my mouth.

  7. Stephen Dalton says:

    Lord, I’m looking right up his nostril, and there’s no brains there!

  8. Enabler8071 says:

    Hans Gruber: Who are you then?

    Barack Obama: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

  9. SandyS says:

    Oh, my God, it’s Damian!

  10. Roy says:

    This fly is reacting to a video on YouTube… it is not associated with flies anywhere else.

  11. hadenough says:

    I don’t have a cute quote or caption, I just wanted to point out that flies are always attracted to shit.

  12. Jodie says:

    Fly: ““All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.” Now, what do you say?

    Obama: Yes we can! Yes we can! (Played backwards: Serve Satan, Serve Satan!)

    “27 As soon as Judas took the bread, Satan entered into him.”

    John 13:27
    New International Version (NIV)

  13. Chris says:

    Poor old ‘Bamma swallowed a fly. He swallowed a bird to eat the fly. He swallowed a cat to eat the bird. He swallowed a dog to eat the cat. He swallowed himself to eat the dog.

  14. Grunt says:

    Where is it? Where is it?

    I can smell it, I’m perched on the Donkey’s ass, but I can’t SEE the crap!

  15. -sepp says:

    “Bzzzz…I’ll just sit here until my next meal flows out!”

  16. big-pete says:

    Maybe I should stop bullshitting so much…

  17. Cat Whisperer says:

    … They know I can’t move a finger, and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, Obama wouldn’t even harm a fly…”

  18. CGW409 says:

    We secretly replaced the steaming pile of crap with new and improved Marxist crap.
    Let’s see if the flies can tell the difference

  19. Restless says:

    Let’s see… what attracts flies?

  20. big-pete says:

    Fly: Gregor? Is that you, Gregor?

  21. craigbow says:

    “I wonder if he can vote??”

  22. Bill says:

    In Kenya, we learned to ignore flies on our faces from a very early age…

  23. Cactiki says:

    Here we see an example of a verminous parasite, known for spreading death and disease. Known to be attracted to feces and garbage, this creature is the curse of all mankind.
    But what is that on his lip?

  24. Cactiki says:

    “but the fly? He is of no nationality; all the climates are his home, all the globe is his province, all creatures that breathe are his prey, and unto them all he is a scourge and a hell.” Mark Twain, “Letters from the Earth” .
    Sounds like they have a lot in common….

  25. Brian says:

    Lord of the Lies

  26. Bob Roberts says:

    TOO FUNNY! You guys are doing great with the captions. I think I’ll sit this one out.

  27. Bob Roberts says:

    You know, that fly could have landed anywhere, and yet he chose there.


  28. Alborn says:

    Flies know shit when they smell it.

  29. SR says:

    Been kissing Michelle’s a$$ again

  30. Hellboy says:

    I smell bullshit !!!!

  31. grayjohn says:

    You can’t fool them flies.

  32. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Hey, is that Sally Strothers over there waddling around with a Twinkie* in her mouth, screeching about the plight of those Americans? The plan is progressing well…

    * had to pay tribute to an institution that’s been destroyed under his watch.

  33. rex freeway says:

    I will never starve to death sitting here.

  34. Tony says:

    The fly is saying it all started as a zit on my butt

  35. Shooter1001 says:

    Here’s a bat, swat that damn thing!

  36. Shooter1001 says:

    Soon as he opens his mouth, there’ll be a load of bullshit around here!

  37. Rob says:

    O’Candyman…We dare you to vote for him 5 times.

  38. Jodie says:

    Scientists have now discovered “cancer sniffing” flies. This one is checking out that thing on the side of Obama’s nose.

  39. Shooter1001 says:

    The early fly gets the best bullshit.

  40. Ummah Gummah says:


    Ceci n’est pas une mouche.


  41. Shooter1001 says:

    Hey man, wit dem bat ears you should fly faster than me.

  42. Ummah Gummah says:


    Moose to her mother: “I told you he’s a fly guy”


  43. Jane says:

    Would you buy anything from this decaying pile of refuse?

  44. Mike Gates says:

    Just ignore it , it will come closer. And Then Michelle will never know I had MEAT ! HAHAHAHAHA !

  45. lizz says:

    shit face

  46. Jane says:

    Where’s a fly swatter when you need one?

  47. Jane says:

    A fly knows when it’s found dessert…

  48. Jane says:

    He’ll eat anything…

  49. mark says:

    Man am I ever freakin stoned! That was some good choom! I can’t even move my hands I’m so freakin stoned!

  50. yourfavoriteunkle says:

    EAT SHIT!!! 16,000,000,000,000 flies can’t be wrong.

  51. Jodie says:

    Obama: Why can’t I just eat my waffle?

  52. lao's mangina says:

    “Oops, forgot to wipe my mouth after sucking Valarie Jarret’s ass.”

  53. Overlord of the Flies.
    But not much else….

  54. Steve says:

    The President’s constituents are attracted to him like a fly is to a shit.

  55. Dave says:

    Fly says….NOW, this is the biggest turd I’ve ever seen!

  56. T. R. Ollberg says:

    For once, it’s not shit.

  57. Doug says:

    Don’t like Mitt?
    Eat flies on shit.

  58. christopher pool says:

    Good Lord, you people continue to amaze. I expected a pile of predictable shit jokes, instead, you gave a pile of completely unpredictable, clever shit jokes. Well, Moochele said barack would make us work…

  59. Bill T says:

    So is that a hint of Dead Fish I detect on your breath?

  60. Cameraman says:

    “The Fly Whispering to Obrownmao”The Master is Pleased! don”t inhale Until I Leave”

  61. Logic_Mine says:

    I know most of you are thinking, “Hmmm, there’s a fly on Obama’s lip”. But that is not JUST a fly! Its a SHIT FLY!

    You are probably asking, “But what IS a SHIT FLY?”

    Well, have you ever noticed a big stink’n fresh turd on the ground and see all of the flies flying around it?

    That’s a SHIT FLY and they know a STINK’n TURD when they see one!

  62. Bad Barry says:

    Too much want.

  63. bob says:

    Flies- They see right through him

  64. AndyPandy says:

    Flies aren’t stupid. They recognize human waste when they see it.

  65. TonyD95B says:

    “Let me be clear: My superior leadership ability over the past four years csn be readily demonstrated by the fact that flies will leave fresh feces to follow me……….awwww, c’mon Valerie! Quit playing with the teleprompter!!!”

  66. neotrotsky says:

    Lord of the Flies

  67. Sir Galton says:

    All that bullsh!t coming out of his mouth, no wonder why the flies are attracted!

  68. dmacleo says:

    tastes better than the dogs I ate.

  69. Bill T says:

    So how do you like my new 3-D tattoo?

  70. Maudie N Mandeville says:

    Even better than dog!

  71. TonyD95B says:

    “Mmmmmitt…Mitt Romney………Mitt Romney……..he he….he…wants to ELIMINATE piles of feces and discriminate against ALL of our most vulnerable Insect Americans……Ann Romney can afford plenty of horse feces for HER flies in the horse stables……yeah, that’s right…….most middle class Insect Americans can’t AFFORD to have a horse…..which shows you how out-of-touch the Republican Party has become……”

  72. Gunny G says:

    Fly: “When he opens his mouth, I’ll be rolling in bullshit.”

  73. Hillman says:

    There once was a fly name Trap,
    In search of a meal of crap.
    The fly said with a grin, as he wiped of his chin,
    Obama and my EBT card is a win-win.

  74. Snowsnake says:

    And later the fly was seen wiping its feet.

  75. Bad Barry says:

    That fly is clearly racist.

  76. Restless says:

    No matter what comes out of that mouth, it’s guaranteed to be a stinker.

  77. AmericanNotNatBorn says:

    The King of Reverse Digestive Tract Syndrome. I pay homoge…..homage.

  78. TWS says:

    “Bzzzzzzz I have done your bidding Lord and laid eggs in the rotting flesh of the Constitution.”

  79. Al says:

    When I was in Africa, I noticed that Africans didn’t seem to be bothered by flies! They had become so used to the pestering flies, they ignored them and instead of waving them away, they allowed the flies to remain on their bodies.
    This picture of Obama demonstrating this behavioral pattern strongly suggests that he spent a considerable amount of time in Africa.
    No Kenya, is not part of Hawaii!

  80. epb says:

    I shat a fly-boogie outta my nose! At least it’s not another dingle berry journalist’s lips stuck to my ars.

  81. DaddyOD says:

    “Patiently awaiting this guys daily feeding of B.S.”

    “This beats Sandy storm dumpster diving.”

    “Waiter! There’s a Fly in my Empty Suit.”

    “And I thought I was a worthless insect that redistributes B.S. born diseases”.

  82. Barbara Mcb says:

    You can’t fool a fly.

  83. John Knoefler says:

    Lord of the Lies.

  84. Jon says:

    Saaaay, now, THERE’S a nice turd…!

  85. 1200intell says:

    Some zero in on Power like a Fly is attracted to the stench of Death.

  86. Leonard Jones says:

    Wow, this is better than shit!

  87. Rubie Styles says:

    This hopey change loser has again been picked by the shit loving parasites. Not by me though, it’s too dark in there. Buzz!

  88. LFC DOC says:

    Like Flys on shit.

  89. epb says:

    “Buffet!!!!!!!!!” exclaimed the fly.

  90. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    A maggot is the larva of a fly.

  91. Eleanor in Hell says:

    What’s your point, Franklin? 👿

  92. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Maybe that fly is looking for its mother.

  93. Vladtheimp says:

    Man bites dog story of the year – turd lands on fly!

  94. paul hamer says:

    disusting!! what did i land on?

  95. TED says:

    Fly night on fecal Friday!!

  96. Bill T says:

    In my home country of Kenya flies are a symbol of status.

  97. Elizabeth says:

    Fly, I know I told you I’d have more flexibility after the election, but I just haven’t gotten around to putting that 3000% surcharge on fly swatters yet. Patience beast, patience. I’m not God. I’m only the god of this world.

  98. Seymour says:

    And all my homies say I’m pretty fly for a half white guy.

  99. Henry says:

    Oh, you said to wear a flag pin on my lapel… I thought you said to wear a fly on my lip.

  100. Henry says:

    I swear I don’t do ass-to-mouth…

  101. Harleybob says:


  102. AuntieB says:

    smells like shit to me

  103. Alxandro says:

    Help me-e-e-e,
    help me-e-eeeeeeeeee.

  104. GaryA says:

    is that a BLOW fly ???

  105. Alxandro says:

    I Can’t Get No,


  106. Clink says:

    “Come fly with me, come fly, come fly away…”–Apologies to Frank.

  107. WhiteFalcon1 says:

    Memories of Home!

    (Flies in our porridge, the dog meat, rice and beans, when we could get it, and oh those flies….man…I miss those flies!”)
    _from Memories He Conveniently Forgot He Had/ b. obama

  108. trimdaddy says:

    The anti-Christ pictured here with one of his followers (you figure out which one is which)

  109. Alxandro says:

    “Damn fly’s got me confused with Michelle’s ass.”

  110. Vermin says:

    This might be the single greatest thread since Al Gore invented the interwebs.

  111. Right Reason says:

    “And for the 11th plague, after the flies, the Lord punished the United States with a tyrannical liar.”

  112. If I could only organize a community of flies………………..

  113. Kenneth says:

    If I cold only organize a community of flies…….

  114. Neal says:

    So, what’s the big deal about a picture of a fly sitting on a piece of shit? Everyone knows that the only difference between obama and a bucket of shit is the bucket…

  115. True Blue says:

    “Your diet, Mr. Renfield, is disgusting.”

    (If you don’t know, Renfield was the insane servant of Dracula.)

  116. Mazzio says:

    Could someone shovel this out of here? It’s attracting flies!

  117. geno says:

    “Our best intel said it was herpes.”

  118. Mark says:

    Igot my pile of free Gubmint Shit!

  119. IslandLifer says:

    Barry’s Pie Hole: Where the lies fly and the fly lies.

  120. rockman says:

    Oh! Gross! What have I landed on!

  121. Sam Adams says:

    “Under my plan for a new, smaller, smarter, more versatile Navy and Air Force, let me introduce you to my new concept aircraft carrier.”

  122. Sam Adams says:

    The flys are strangely attracted to the symbol of the Democrat party.

  123. Sam Adams says:

    Boehner, will you please go back and sit down?

  124. Sam Adams says:

    “There is a God, and I have found him!!!”

  125. Sam Adams says:

    “Under my health care plan, we will embrace alternative treatments for treating dead, gangrenous flesh, while saving money in the process. Meet my new medical assistant.”

  126. Patrick says:

    Hey… I’d vote for this guy, he seems like my type!

  127. Sam Adams says:

    “Oh Waiter; Table for 200, please.”

  128. Sam Adams says:

    “If he starts singing that blues sh** again, I’m leaving.”

  129. Sam Adams says:

    I can see Russia from here.

  130. Sam Adams says:

    I don’t know the words; my I just hum along?

  131. gordo says:

    “Waiter! There’s an Obama on my fly!”

  132. OEFVet says:

    Free shit for the flies from the shit talker himself.

  133. True Blue says:

    1.) Obama prepares to snort up another buzz.

    2.) Obama “If the fly attacks, I’ll have to blame a YouTube video or something…”

    3.) The responsible 47% of the country: “Please let the Secret Service protect our nation by shooting that dastardly fly…”

  134. David says:

    MMMMM….smells like shit…MMMM…taste like shit….Hey It is shit!!!!!

  135. Sweep the leg says:

    This is one big piece of sh*t. And it’s ALL MINE!

  136. Kangtong says:

    Flies are drawn to sh*t.

  137. Nofan says:

    Watch now – we ate these in Kenya.

  138. Hellboy says:

    A Closed mouth catches no flies……. – Cervantes

  139. Biff says:

    “Chicken? No, it’s something else…”

  140. epb says:

    Horror Movie Props:
    1. gathering of flies, sign of encroaching evil entity — Check.
    2. the monster itself — Check.

    “Cue the music, and… action!”

  141. Clem says:

    Of all the pieces of crap I could have landed on I had to pick this one?

  142. mkultra says:

    An irritating creature attracted to the smell of dung, and a small house fly.

  143. James says:

    Like a fly on sh!t

  144. savagebuck says:

    Slowly the fly began to descend to the source of the fecal odor, it was amazed that it sprung forth from an orifice open and exposed to the world.

  145. Hellboy says:

    Finally…. a perfect place to lay eggs.

  146. Hellboy says:

    WAITER !!! There’s a fly on my Stupe……

  147. Hellboy says:

    The lunch menu is the same every day…… but it’s cheap.

  148. joe says:

    He already has a beard; now he’s working on a mustache.

  149. Sard says:

    “Don’t compare to the Almighty, compare me to the alternative.” – Barack “Lord of the Flies” Obama


  150. junkyard infidel says:

    uh uh uh … let me introduce my newly appointed “bullshit detector” czar !

  151. JDavid says:

    All hail the Lord of the Flies!

  152. junkyard infidel says:

    lord of the lies meets lord of the flies !

  153. FrankW says:

    I know Michelle want me to go vegan, but I just don’t care.

  154. FrankW says:

    Man that is one “Fly” president.

  155. FrankW says:

    What is the buzz on this?

  156. Restless says:

    If a fly can detect the crap that comes out of here, why couldn’t voters?

  157. Shooter1001 says:

    HA! Let the other flies buzz his butt. this is the orifice from which the real bullshit oozes.

  158. jthomp830 says:

    “I know I smell horse shit around her somewhere!”

  159. Cactiki says:

    We’ve had rats, flies, lightning, floods- what next, a plague? “Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name…..”

  160. WTSherman1864 says:

    Dinner is served every time he talks!

  161. Shooter1001 says:

    Some glad morning
    when my life is o’er
    fly go away
    to the land
    on God’s celestial shore
    fly go away
    in the morning
    When I die
    Halleluiah bye and bye
    fly go away

  162. Randy Schreiner says:

    I’m just trying to get closer to the crap that comes out of this ones mouth

  163. Gary New says:

    This is what happens when you have shit for brains.

  164. SNuss says:

    You can’t fool them “circle flies”.


  165. Rich says:

    Yummmmm … flying puppy! … Yummmmm!

  166. Momster says:

    Hey, Barak! You should wipe your mouth after eating breakfast–you have some of it on your upper lip.

  167. Steve says:

    Lord of the fly!

  168. jringo says:

    Proof he was born in Kenya

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