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Nov 24 2012

Caption Contest


Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

The winner will be announced Monday. Free shirts need to be claimed within a week (i.e., I need a mailing address). T-shirts for the contest are available in blue L or XL only, although white shirts and other sizes are available directly from Party Crasher, along with an excellent selection of other t-shirts guaranteed to cause moonbats to sputter with impotent rage (all shirts are currently at least 20% off).

165 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Lesley Guzman says:


  2. Sam Adams says:

    If only the rich would pay a little bit more.

  3. Canis lupus says:


  4. Sam Adams says:

    “Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.”

  5. Sam Adams says:

    “I think pledging to end “life as usual” ought to be sending up red flags.”

    Jim Geraghty, National Review

  6. Sam Adams says:

    No one seemed to notice the red flags at first…

  7. BackPain says:

    “24/Nov/2015: A US citizen waits for his daily
    food ration to be placed in his mouth”

  8. Sam Adams says:

    “Racist!” he cried. “Why else would you oppose dear leader?”

  9. Sam Adams says:

    When useful idiots are no longer useful, they are still idiots.

  10. Sam Adams says:

    “Take them to the FEMA Camps!”

  11. chester arthur says:

    How to communicate when the ‘bamaphone’quits working,much like it’s owner.

  12. Historic Team Kenya says:

    Lean Forward…and grab your ankles.

  13. Sam Adams says:

    “When an opponent declares, ‘I will not come over to your side,’ I say calmly, ‘Your child belongs to us already. What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing but this new community’ .”

  14. Sam Adams says:

    “In the presence of this blood banner which represents our Dear Leader, I swear to devote all my energies and my strength to the savior of our country, Barack Obama. I am willing and ready to give up my life for him, so help me Gaia.”

  15. Sam Adams says:

    “You didn’t build that!”

  16. Kangtong says:

    Don’t know much about history.

  17. Skid Marx says:

    Forward comrades, forward to the glorious collective utopia! (not to be realized until the next four year plan or maybe a few four year plans after that)

  18. FPST says:


  19. ForJesus says:

    “For Jesus Christ our Saviour!”

  20. Vermin says:


    (Like the Ricola guys).

  21. 88miker says:

    Why yes comrade, both my clothes and this flag were dyed with the blood of the Bourgeoisie!

  22. Chuck O says:

    Death to Israel!

    Where’s my keffiyeh!

    I’m too old for this crap!

  23. Lefties are Rats says:

    Where my free cell phone and EBT card comrade?

  24. Chuck O says:

    It’s the Grinch!


    Crime is a product of social excess.

  25. Celta says:

    Hi, first I living in South America and my english is not good ok. My question to yours is: Your site is a “kosher-site”? Obozo and Romney are only two puppets of jewish who destroy the world not only America, the real people of Right is against jews and your puppets like Obozo, democracy, liberalism, leftists, etc. The real right are totally against the rotten jew.

  26. Chuck O says:

    Where’s my free stuff!

    Why aren’t they paying more!

    That’s mine!

  27. Skid Marx says:

    Whoops I got my glorious socialist utopias mixed up. NSDAP Germany had the four year plan while the glorious worker’s paradise of Comrade Stalin had the five year plan.

  28. Really Oh Really? says:

    Uhh..Celta I don’t think comrade dear leader chairman maobama likes Israel too much. P.S.-bad news the joos are not the source of all evil in the world.

  29. Oh Noes! says:

    Does my red jacket make me look to Commie?

  30. Oh Noes! says:

    Does my red flag make me look less Democrap?

  31. Oh Noes! says:

    My grandchildren will love what my generation has done to Amerika!

  32. Chuck O says:


  33. Rick the Reb says:

    “God damn America, land no longer free, let’s degrade her and contain her, till there’s nothing left for you and me.”

  34. Chuck O says:

    Twinkies, come back!

  35. Eoin says:

    “And here our camera crews were able to capture the native expression and griping call of the internationalist moonbat. Bearing fangs, the moonbat leans back in a state of emotional distress and lets forth its wail to alert other moonbats of economic activity. Within minutes, the rest of the congress arrives and joins in on the wailing…”

  36. Chuck O says:

    Hard times ahead.

  37. Das Kapital says:

    Attack! Attack! Economic activity spotted in this sector comrades. We must stop all productive economic activity.

  38. Ed Borgnaes says:

    Dear Leader, Here we come….

  39. Manglur Armov says:

    Takers of the world unite!

  40. Wilberforce says:

    “Four More Years! Four More Years!”

  41. big-pete says:

    Where’s my OBAMAPHONE!

  42. Chuck O says:

    Mom, I’m hungry!

  43. Chuck O says:

    Why yes, I do still live at home with my mother.

  44. Chuck O says:

    In the Soviet army, it takes more courage to retreat than advance. Stalin.

  45. True Blue says:

    Non-workers of the world Unite!

  46. True Blue says:

    Let the Looting begin!

  47. True Blue says:

    We didn’t build this; but we’ll steal it from the people who did!

  48. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Together we shall make sure you have nothing to lose but your chains! We’ll make sure you can keep those, though.

  49. KHarn says:

    “Celta says:November 24, 2012 at 12:38 pm”

    Your english is fine; but do you know what SHNOOK means?

    “Forget about a hundred years of failior! THIS TIME we’ll get it right!”

  50. Sam Adams says:

    Comrades, Toilet Paper…I have found Toilet Paper!!!

  51. christopher pool says:

    I exist!!!!

  52. Mike_W says:

    “I’m an idiot!”


    “Derp! Derp! Derp!”

  53. Sam Adams says:

    Celta says:
    November 24, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    Hi, first I living in South America and my english is not good ok. My question to yours is: Your site is a “kosher-site”? Obozo and Romney are only two puppets of jewish who destroy the world not only America, the real people of Right is against jews and your puppets like Obozo, democracy, liberalism, leftists, etc. The real right are totally against the rotten jew.

    Hitler was convinced that the Soviet Communists had been infiltrated and taken over by the Jews. As to the real right being totally against the Jews….you might note that both the NAZIs and the Communists united under the red flag. The didn’t choose the red flag just because they liked the color. They were on the same side of the political spectrum. Both were totalitarian regimes.

    You and your flag-waving buddies may have more success at the Daily Koes. We’re all stocked up with crazy here.

  54. Sam Adams says:

    Republicans Unite!!!

  55. Miz Barkee says:

    Down with Capitalism!
    Up with Obamacare!

  56. big-pete says:

    Obamaphones! Get yur Obamaphones here!

  57. AngryThursday says:

    Oh say can you see…

  58. Sam Adams says:

    And under this banner, the red states will move forward and triumph,even as the blue states go bankrupt.

  59. Jane says:


  60. Jack Bauer says:

    (Pictured above) The all too predictable end result of having spent the Sixties in a hippy commune, and over the decades that followed, indulging primarily in chemical forms of entertainment.

  61. gemalo says:

    Jimmah Karter showing his true colors.

  62. D.W. says:

    Now that Barry Soetoro has won re-election, he has more “flexibility” to express his true feelings. To do that, he has decided to hire this man as the new Whitehouse spokesman.

  63. Maudie N Mandeville says:

    “I am stupid.”

  64. Sweep the leg says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Not so DEEP, Barry!

  65. Jane says:

    Amerika, Amerika, God no god shed his grace on thee…

  66. Jane says:

    Amerika, Amerika, no god shed his grace upon thee…

  67. Jane says:

    Hit that high note, Mabelitchca!

  68. Jane says:

    Down with the Reichtag of Amerika!

  69. Biff Slankovic says:

    Comrades I found the beet field! We will eat like kings.

  70. Steve442 says:

    There’s stupid, and there’s bay-at-the-moon stupid. Which is even more stupid in the daytime.

  71. Gunny G says:


  72. Jane says:

    Hog calling champion of the West…

  73. Logic_Mine says:

    Number of people freed from Oppression:

    Capatilism: MILLIONS
    Communism: 0 (zero)

  74. Logic_Mine says:

    This is what happens when we “villianize” people like Sen. McCarty for wanting to keep communist out of our government.

    Keep the T-shirt this one’s on me.

  75. Steve442 says:

    So, I’ll bet you are an assistant professor somewhere….

  76. Steve442 says:

    I thought all the angry white men are conservative.

  77. Steve442 says:

    Lawrence O’Donnell’s MSNBC audition tape.

  78. 762x51 says:

    Freeeeeeeee Moneeeeeeeeeeeyy!

  79. Steve442 says:

    Obama’s next Supreme Court nominee.

  80. Jane says:

    I like red, no matter what color it is…

  81. CR says:

    Stop shooting! We are here to free you from the evil capitalism! Why are you shooting at us?

  82. WTSherman1864 says:

    Color me Elmo!!!

  83. facebkwallflower says:

    “Freeeeeee StufF!”

  84. Steve A says:

    Comrade Pelosi calld the Democrat caucus to order…

  85. Steve A says:

    Correction to caption:

    Comrade Pelosi calls the Democrat caucus to order…

  86. Jay says:

    Hey Barry, wanna see my O face?

  87. Alpha Chino's Booty Sweat says:

    The uncompromising war on art under the dictatorship of the proletariat.

  88. Jester says:


  89. Leonard Jones says:

    I used to be somebody, I was a Hostess baker!

    True story: Back before the Internet, I frequented a
    BBS ran by the president of a local computer club. On
    the message board was a user named Cassiopeia.

    As a self described liberal, she railed against the
    evils of capitalism and the “military industrial com-
    plex. After about a year, she came out of the closet
    as a full-blown socialist.

    Some time after that, she cried the blues because her
    husband was laid off. He was working for a defense
    contractor, and lost his job due to cutbacks.

    I wanted to unload on her, but I could not do it. Her
    plight is about to be visited on all of her fellow
    “True Believers.” The Obamaunists who voted for the
    “Free shit” Obama promised them are about to have a
    bad day!

    He may wreck the economy, and turn the U.S. into a third
    world country, but we will get to laugh our asses off
    when his followers get hit in the head with a major dose
    of reality.

    I cannot recommend this video more highly. It describes
    the fate of the “True Believers:”

  90. SNuss says:

    “HEIL OBAMA!!!”

  91. greaterthepete says:

    It’sa me a Comrade a Mario!

  92. LANMaster says:

    Where’s Luigi!

  93. Lentenlands says:

    Call Jill Biden and tell her to come down and get ol’ jackass Joe; he’s barking at the moon celebrating his reelection again.

  94. Leonard Jones says:

    A post script to my previous post: As a person who was
    seduced by the radical left in 1972 (When I was 14,) I
    have insights into the history of collectivists movements in the 20th century.

    It was not the working class or the peasant farmers who
    brought about the Russian Revolution. The primary
    supporters of the revolution were the “Idealists.”

    It was academia, college students, intellectuals, the
    middle class,the media, and guilty rich liberals who
    had the time to engage in revolution.

    The poor and middle classes were too busy trying to
    make a living to engage in revolution. This is why
    the first victims of communism are their most ardent

    “But you promised us……”


    Chris Mathews
    Jane Fonda
    Ted Turner
    The Obama phone skank
    The lesbian chick on MSNBC
    Keith Olberdouch

    And the beat goes on!

    It will give me a pleasure to see that these people get what is coming to them. There is a German word for
    this: Schadenfeude. Roughly translated: “The guilty
    pleasure in someone else’s pain.

  95. mimi says:

    “comrads you did’nt build that”

  96. mimi says:


  97. yourfavoriteunkle says:

    “Oh shit! God is real!”

  98. Contessa61 says:

    Joe Biden, “We’re going to put you’ll back in chains”

  99. Restless says:

    “Onward Obama Soldiers! Resist We Much!”

  100. Harleybob says:

    My God, that’s Jimmy Carter yelling, “FORWARD COMRADES”!

  101. Zim says:


  102. jp says:

    “Hasta La Vista, Baby!”

  103. jp says:

    “Go Reds”

  104. RedMichigan! says:

    As the Obamacare doctor with the big knuckle probes deeper, all we have left to shout is, “FORWARD!”.

  105. jp says:

    “There is a difference between Vasoline and Vicks.”

  106. Joe says:

    “20 million dead people can’t be wrong.”

  107. Kathryn says:

    “An unbreakable union of Obama’s republics…The Great media has welded forever to stand!”

  108. Earl Woods says:

    From each according to his ability…to each according to his politically correct protected class.

  109. Dooley says:

    This time we will fail as we have never failed before!

  110. Hedgehog says:


  111. Barry Obama fanclub says:

    In Soviet Russia pledge of allegiance say you!

  112. Shooter1001 says:

    A bayonet square through the belly has a Commie seeing Jesus every time!

  113. Clink says:

    Lean Forwa…uh, backward

  114. Shooter1001 says:

    Alleluia! Alleluia!

  115. grayjohn says:

    President of the Walking Used Tampon Society sings Gangnam Style.

  116. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Where’s my Obamaphone

  117. Shooter1001 says:

    Nice color choice! The blood won’t show.

  118. Phil says:

    I am actually a womaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!!

  119. comet says:

    Everyone the same!
    The same for most!

  120. Vic Kelley says:

    SIR! Vice President Joseph P. Biden reporting as ordered, sir! All moonbats present and accounted for, sir!

  121. Jane says:

    Hail, The United Onion…

  122. Bad Barry says:

    Crikey! Barry’s tax collectors have cold hands.

  123. oldguy says:

    All this red doesn’t make me look like the devil, does it?

  124. Jane says:

    Oh, can you see by dawn’s eerie light…

  125. Michael Darland says:

    “Waiting for a roasted duck to fly by.”

  126. grayjohn says:


  127. grayjohn says:


  128. grayjohn says:


  129. Fukitol says:

    “All hail the people’s hero, Tsar Obama!”

  130. Chuck O says:

    We have real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated.

  131. Chuck O says:

    All this for a flag?

  132. Louie says:

    According to Obama, “the second most beautiful sound in the world.”

  133. Chuck O says:

    We’ve got to seize this moment, and we have to seize it soon.

  134. Chuck O says:

    The future rewards those who press on. Onward!

  135. Chuck O says:

    People of the world, this is our moment. This is our time!

  136. Goodness says:

    1.Comrade Bill screamed with rage as he realized that cloud was mocking him.

    2.”Just lean back and think of Lenin.” was the advice givin when administered The Peoples’ Glorious New Supository.

  137. Chuck O says:

    Put on your marching boots. We’ve got work to do.

  138. Chuck O says:

    I think at a certain point, you’ve made enough money so I’ll take that. You won’t need it where you’re going.

  139. Chuck O says:

    America is just downright mean.

  140. Chuck O says:

    I know what it feels like to struggle to get the education that you need. Worry no more. The camps, err, classrooms are just over this hill.

  141. Chuck O says:

    He cries out while looking at a coal plant.

  142. Spikehb says:


  143. Jane says:

    Carry On, Comrades!

  144. Shooter1001 says:

    Of course I do! All real liberals suck!

  145. Cameraman says:

    SEIU Leader Yelling! LUNCH!!!

  146. TWS says:


  147. Clingtomyguns says:

    Seig Heil,
    Seig Heil,
    Seig Heil, Obama, mein comrade fuerher.
    We beseech thee dear feurher Obama, tax the rich, divide the races and classes, down with corporations, save the polar bears,
    and take this corn pone out of my butt while you’re at it.

  148. Doug says:


  149. Jodie says:

    “Alllllllll Aboard! Jews first, Christians second. Alllllll Aboard!”

  150. Tatersalad says:

    Why Socialism does not work:

    “We can’t expect the American people to jump from capitalism to
    communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small
    doses of socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have
    communism.”–Soviet dictator Nikita Khrushchev

    This should have been signed by Barack Obama because he subscribes to the meaning of this statement.

  151. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Love this one:
    Biff Slankovic says:
    November 24, 2012 at 4:36 pm
    Comrades I found the beet field! We will eat like kings.

  152. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Quitting Time!!!!!!

  153. mkultra says:

    Useful idiot waits for state to fill hole in his face.

  154. DaletheNerd says:

    Michelle, are you proud of me!

  155. MNcon says:


  156. Val says:

    What we need in Russia is more vodka !

  157. Jane says:


  158. Jane says:

    This way to the Fiscal Cliff…Hurry, hurry.

  159. KHarn says:

    “SOOOOcialisthoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains!”

  160. Chuck O says:

    Don’t mind him. He just got turned down by Garofalo.

  161. jim says:

    Ho, Ho Ho, Here comes Obamaclause!

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