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Dec 01 2012

Caption Contest


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126 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Ummah Gummah says:


    Look Michelle, what I brought back from my trip to Myanmar!


  2. chronos the wonder pig says:

    It floats…he is a Witch!!!

  3. bluffcreek1967 says:

    Obama’s Personal Beer Summit!

  4. Ummah Gummah says:


    Funny he goes and calls for an “end to violence” whenever non-moslems are defending themselves from roving bands of moslems infiltrating a formerly non-moslem country but he remains ABSOLUTELY SILENT when moslems slaughter Christians and Jews and other minorities in countries they’ve managed to gain the majority in.

    moslems weren’t always the majority in Egypt, iran, North Africa and Anatolia. Nor the regions of East Asia they have captured from India [PORKistan, Bangla Desh] and Indonesia which they have almost fully captured.

    They brutally slaughtered and displaced the original inhabitants AND THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU AND ME next.




  5. oldguy says:

    This reminds me when I was born.

  6. Ummah Gummah says:


    Why is Obama involving Turkey in the development of our F-35? PORKistan got the bomb by theft of blueprints from labs in Germany and the Netherlands because these two naive nations allowed the moslem “scientist” khan from PORKistan access to their labs!

    Now islamist †urkey is getting access to blueprints for the best fighter jets in the world!!!!

    WE are inventing everything and then handing it to these moslem swine!!

    They WILL use OUR weapons AGAINST US!!!

    islam is a MENTAL DISORDER and LIEberalism is even more deranged!!!


  7. /not my real name says:

    Why did I put him in piss? I tried to put him in shit but couldn’t see him.

  8. Clingtomyguns says:

    Prophet of Piss.

  9. Ummah Gummah says:


    That is ONE genie we should have left in the bottle!


  10. Ummah Gummah says:


    “Hey life down here is great, Satan gave me an upgrade for the week!”


  11. Bill T says:

    It’s supposed to be Coronation not Urination!

  12. Artfldgr says:

    I like to be
    under the pee
    and an octopus is guarding in the shade…

    he let us in
    we live in sin
    in an octopuses garden in the shade…

    oh, how happy well be
    when everyone is 6 feet under but me

    bum bum bum

    I like to be
    under the pee
    and an octopus is guarding in the shade…

  13. tanglen says:

    Wait a minute……..this ain’t Kool-Aid!

  14. grayjohn says:

    One happy toilet pig.

  15. Zim says:

    Hope & Pee

  16. Jodie says:

    Obama submerged in urine will do for now – up until the time he is thrown into the Lake of Fire.

  17. modd kenwood says:

    still life Dashboard Obama the Christ doll in Mason jar of Tea Party urine/ $25,000.

  18. Henry says:

    The Eco-Prog Dilemma:

    Mellow on yellow, or drown on ObrownMao.

  19. ant says:

    Local police unveil new test for the presence of cocaine in urine…if positive Obama’s white cloak reveals the colors of the flag. But the urine keeps mysteriously evaporating.

  20. ant says:

    Local muslims riot over a likeness of one of their prophets submerged in urine.

  21. ant says:

    The only time Obama moves to the right….when he’s in over his head.

  22. ant says:

    That was just plain water before Obama’s likeness was added.

  23. ant says:

    After another Obama reign, some are lucky to still have a pot to piss in.

  24. ant says:

    Chris Matthew’s online bid for this artwork unmatchable.

  25. Mr. X says:

    Come on Glen, don’t lower yourself to their level.

    Piss test. Yip, he’s a commie.

  26. grayjohn says:

    The Obama, seen here in it’s natural habitat.

  27. Ummah Gummah says:

    Mr. X says:
    December 1, 2012 at 10:30 am
    Come on Glen, don’t lower yourself to their level.

    Actually, the only way to take on the LIEberal enemy, just like those SATANIC moslems, is to use exactly their own methods on them, and then double down and do it even worse.


    Everything else has been tried and we’ve seen how that has worked out..


  28. grayjohn says:

    I am Muslim, yellow.

  29. Ummah Gummah says:


    Good for you, yellow moslem. In the spirit of outreach, here’s a site for you to visit:

    And when you’re done why don’t you explain to us “infidels” here how come there is conflict all around the world wherever moslems are present, be it in their own countries, be it where they form a sizable minority:



  30. Ummah Gummah says:


    “I’m Bigger than Jesus! Just look at the size of this jar! Alla Ackbar!”


  31. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Who’s up for a game of bobbing for Commies ?

  32. Ummah Gummah says:


    Was grayjohn perhaps suggesting a caption..? Either way..


  33. -Sepp says:

    I’m drowning in my own debt!!!

  34. Ummah Gummah says:


    Sorry, grayjohn, I owe you an apology. I took you for a moslem for a minute or two.


  35. Token Conservative Defense Attorney says:

    Don’t drink the kook-aid. Chug it.

  36. coal power says:

    “it does have a bit of wang to it doesn’t it?” and yes I do realize I’m dating myself with the movie qoute

  37. rockman says:

    I think that I shall never see
    A poem as lovely
    as Barack in pee.

  38. JG says:

    Is it just pee or is it warm in here?

  39. coal power says:

    I apologize for the misquote, the exact quote is “It does have a little wang to it. Good, though.”

  40. Wilberforce says:

    “Don’t look now, Barry, but urine league with Soros!”

  41. big-pete says:

    Moochshine – America’s drink of choice.

  42. Ummah Gummah says:




  43. Ummah Gummah says:

    big-pete says:
    December 1, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    Moochshine – America’s drink of choice.


    Allow me to correct:

    Moochshine – Barry’s drink of choice.

    VERY funny though!


  44. big-pete says:

    The one who won in 1.

  45. streekyd says:

    I feel pee-pee, Oh the pee-pee, I feel pee-pee and witty and gay And I pity Any president who isn’t me today.
    I feel like a communist, Oh so like a communist It’s not alarming how like a communist I feel And so pee-pee That I hardly can believe I’m real See the pee-pee president in that mirror there?
    Who can that attractive president be? Such a pee-pee face Such a pee-pee dress Such a pee-pee smile Such a pee-pee me!
    I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I’m loved By being in pee-pee by a wonderful boy PRESIDENT Have you met my good friend Obama The craziest president on the block.

  46. Restless says:

    This ruined a perfectly good jar of urine.

  47. Bob Roberts says:

    I didn’t build this!

    ant says: December 1, 2012 at 10:23 am
    After another Obama reign, some are lucky to still have a pot to piss in.

    The origin of that phrase is interesting. In some places, urine used to be collected for “industrial” uses.

    If you were poor you could make a little cash on the side by collecting the household urine to sell at the local tannery where it was used to tan animal hides, for instance.

    If you were really poor, you could not buy the necessary implements, thus you “didn’t have a pot to piss in”.

    Or so I’m told.

    Plus, in an earlier comment, you said, “The only time Obama moves to the right….when he’s in over his head.”

    Wrong on two counts:

    1) Obama has been over his head since the start.
    2) He just moves further left despite this.

  48. dan says:

    what a waste of perfectly good urine…

  49. Shooter1001 says:

    Obama Corona

  50. Good Knight says:

    “We also have Teh One sewered in horse urine on eBay-onets.”

  51. Good Knight says:

    Do you see those two peevils, Doctor?…
    Which would you choose?

  52. Good Knight says:

    When in Doubt, Always Choose the Lesser of Two Peevils

  53. bill says:

    golden showers are for pikers

  54. Rotohammer says:

    Yeah, well Jesus never walked on urine, either.

  55. Mr Evilwrench says:

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.

  56. ant says:

    @ Bob Roberts, that’s interesting, never heard that.

  57. ant says:

    Those ‘Sea-monkeys’ never look like they do on the package.

  58. ant says:

    Hope doesn’t float.

  59. ant says:

    Pee Forward!

  60. ant says:

    I thought arugula made it darker.

  61. ant says:

    Is this the alternative to algae fuel?

  62. ant says:

    Behold, Obama unveils the new military budget!

  63. ExMasshole says:

    He looks permanently pissed just like his wife.

  64. ExMasshole says:

    Now he can look permanently pissed off just like Moochelle.

  65. CGW409 says:

    What did the mason jar or the urine do to deserve that?

  66. Martin Vorbrodt says:

    ObamaCare approved cough syrup. Coming soon to a pharmacy near you.

  67. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Don’t harsh my mellow

  68. Bill T says:

    @ Bob Roberts, that’s interesting, never heard that.

    once the epa does away with gun powder, you can always make your own

  69. Sam Adams says:

    Urine Trouble Now!

  70. 762x51 says:

    Little Dictator Lemonade Stand
    1 cup for only $5.6T
    2 cups on sale $17.9T

    Get your rich neighbors to pay for it all.

  71. Canis lupus says:

    Thats racist.

  72. 762x51 says:

    Marxist Kool-Aid

    Tastes like piss but . . . . has no redeeming value.

    Ummah Gummah says:
    December 1, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Mr. X says:
    December 1, 2012 at 10:30 am
    Come on Glen, don’t lower yourself to their level.

    Actually, the only way to take on the LIEberal enemy, just like those SATANIC moslems, is to use exactly their own methods on them, and then double down and do it even worse.


    Everything else has been tried and we’ve seen how that has worked out..

    Ummah – Exactly right. Both the progressives and Islamists are trying to annihilate us. We must annihilate them first if we are to survive.

    Clean up America, kill a liberal.

  73. 762x51 says:

    Hillary passes a kidney stone.

  74. Goodness says:

    Jerry Hall-Stienwitz went to great lenths to ensure no one fondled his prized totem.

  75. IslandLifer says:

    If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down. Ann Dunham apparently left her stool floating.

  76. Sweep the leg says:

    Got no more funny with this guy. Just, fuck you, Barry…

  77. dutch says:

    Piss Poor Performance Prevents Proper Planning

  78. Sackie says:

    Jesus turned water into wine… Obama turned it into piss.

  79. dutch says:

    Dang, and I thought I could make the “waters” recede.

  80. dutch says:

    So that’s what drowing in Chinese debt looks like

  81. SNuss says:

    “Hey! Don’t pee in my jar and tell me it’s raining!”

  82. Bloodless Coup says:

    ‘Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on. Looks like Black Jesus got taste of what he is doing to America.

  83. SNuss says:

    “Can I get a few ‘New Jersey Whitefish’ in here?”

  84. Right4Liberty says:

    What a waste of good piss.

  85. Right4Liberty says:

    Mason jar…$1.50. Urine… free. Realizing you are in way over your head… priceless!

  86. Bad Barry says:

    Piss jeebus is not happy.

  87. Bob says:

    Walmart to cease health care coverage for new part-timers. See link

  88. Right4Liberty says:


  89. LANMaster says:

    Swimming on Obama’s prosperity

  90. KELLYFROMWI says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “piss on you” doesn’t it??

  91. Right4Liberty says:

    Hmmm… this water tastes a little like “Blow”….

  92. Right4Liberty says:

    I didn’t study much in college and wasn’t expecting a urine test.

  93. Right4Liberty says:

    Michelle is going to be so angry… piss is just empty calories.

  94. Right4Liberty says:

    It’s warm and a little salty, but at least nobody bothering me to do my job

  95. Cameraman says:

    Dunk the Clown..Three Balls for a Dollar..

  96. WTSherman1864 says:

    This doesn’t smell like lemonade to me!!

  97. Navycopjoe says:

    Help me, I’m melting….

  98. Stephen Moriarty says:

    This tastes familiar! Hmmmm,

  99. michael says:

    In his element.

  100. T says:

    In over his head again…

  101. jthomp830 says:

    WHO’S all wee-ed up?

  102. I would title this piece of art:

    1. Obama engages in his deranged version of Crapitalism.

    2. It is total crap that the libs see this guy as messiah.

    3. He is baptised in waste.


  103. JPhat says:

    Camel piss cures cancer. Obama in piss cures sore throats.

  104. junkyard infidel says:

    allahu barackbar..may piss be upon him !

  105. Miz Barkee says:

    The message in this bottle reads: From this day FORWARD, abandon all HOPE and save all your CHANGE. I won again – so piss off!

  106. Tim Fite says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Controversial art exhibit defaces more than two pints of urine.

  107. klae says:

    Why impeach when a simple flush will do?

  108. John Knoefler says:

    Piss Obama

  109. katman says:

    “Guess I got a little wee-weed up.”

  110. PoPs says:

    HMMM, I`ve had that taste in my mouth before!

  111. Alxandro says:

    Obama has always loved golden showers, so why not a bath this time around?
    Problem is, that pee looks watered down?

  112. grayjohn says:

    Look America! I’m imitating a mortgage!

  113. Leonard Jones says:

    Piss Christ or Piss Messiah

    If it fits, it fits!

  114. Oh Noes! says:

    Now this is what you call a golden shower!

  115. Conor W. says:

    This jar smells like sugarpuffs and success.

  116. Joek says:

    (from Two girls and a cup) “One obama and a jar”.
    “obama in pee for us to see, transparently”.
    “Fear not, the pee will cleanse thee”.
    “obama , patron saint of urine”.

  117. depwavid says:

    Where it belongs…

  118. depwavid says:

    Marxist whiz kid

  119. depwavid says:

    Cornholio needs TP, not peepee

  120. Alborn says:

    Obama tweets this is my Christmas present for Larry Sinclair.

  121. SNuss says:

    Obama Kool-ade: FDA certified for Leftist consumption.

  122. Max & Eric says:


  123. Restless says:

    Don’t forget to flush.

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