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Dec 08 2012

Caption Contest

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Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

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76 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. TANSTAAFL says:

    Comrade everything is free in the glorious hopetopia and to prove it here are some shoes.

  2. midwestfarmer says:

    Now don’t go sell these for drug money.

  3. Sarge says:

    Yeah, I know it’s tough finding shoes to fit feet that big.

  4. rex freeway says:

    Just hide your shoes and act like your a pathetic shoe less bum long enough for the main stream media to report this as the truth. Then i will look good, you can sell these later, and MSM will look like the POS they are.

  5. rex freeway says:

    The delusions of MSM.
    What you see, A policemen using his own money to buy a homeless, shoeless veteran a pair of boots. And showing him compassion in his hour of need.

    What really happened, The shoeless homeless veteran actually has shoes and a home. He is a scammer, a result of Obamunism and the Democratic Party

    It shows the journalism that defines the mainstream media for what they are. A mouth piece for the liberal agenda.

    Oh shit, they said caption…….

  6. Marian says:

    Obama made this.

  7. BC says:

    Please give me some money….

    I’m sexy and I’m homeless….

  8. Reagan Conservative says:

    Cop: Merry Christmas, I want to give you these boots as a gift. They’re size 18. Why don’t you try them on? What are you looking for?

    Bum: I gots to get my hacksaw to trim my toenails first. Otis, you gettin a Polaroid of this on yo Obamaphone. I’m gonna strike it rich when dis be go viral on da internet.

  9. Jodie says:

    Thanks officer. Now how ’bout a foot rub and $10.00?

  10. babagounj says:

    Yes President Obama , this is where the line starts for those that wish to kiss your feet

  11. ant says:

    Occupy would have been there to save this man from the ‘fascist’ cop, but they were busy eating $10 sushi at Nobo’s at the time.

  12. ant says:

    The authorities, once again, encounter another of Obama’s illegal alien relatives.

  13. ant says:

    This man missed out on Obama’s spreading the wealth to his bretheren.

    Obama would have bought him shoes, but hey, Hawaiian vacations ain’t cheap, ya know.

  14. ant says:

    Former Hostess worker.

  15. ant says:

    Under Bloomberg’s rules of engagement the officer is compelled to search and sieze a homeless man’s bags for sugar and salt.

  16. ant says:

    Obama worries about heralding in ‘a painful era of cop reliance.’

  17. IslandLifer says:

    What?! Boots?! Say man, you wouldn’t happen to have some spare change would ya?

  18. ant says:

    The man would have visited a soup kitchen, but Mooch’s $500 sneakers would have made him self-conscience.

  19. ant says:

    MSNBC reports, “Racist, Zionist cop makes shoeless man bow his head in prayer.”

  20. ant says:

    NBC reports, “Global warming has the homeless dressing for Summer in NY.”

  21. ant says:

    Obama’s first wine-o summit.

  22. ant says:

    He had shoes….he donated them to Obama’s re-election campaign.

  23. Boston Pat says:

    One of New York’s diversity officers confiscates shoes from a non-compliant entity for an economically exploited involuntarily undomiciled person via the Bloomberg Shoe Mandate of 2012, which fairly distributes foot covering by requiring all shoe stores to provide merchandise regardless of ability to provide financial renumeration.

  24. Racist cop!!
    He didn’t give me the new Air Jordans!!

  25. forest says:

    “I’m new to New York. You got a clue in your bag?”

  26. ant says:

    NY cop warns homeless man what a ‘turn on’ bare ankles are for the muslim population.

  27. ant says:

    The $20 he got paid to vote Obama didn’t go very far.

  28. Eric says:

    I can’t seem to find any humor in the unfortunate circumstances of a fellow former military member with a likely mental disorder. If anyone is diserving of more charity this man is a good example.

  29. Bob Roberts says:


  30. nikkiesq says:

    “Brother, can you spare a dime?” “Sure, Officer, it’s right here in my Prada bag.”

  31. Mary says:

    “I’m sorry sir. I phoned your cousin Barack, and he said he couldn’t help you. I, however, have a conscience and could not walk away without giving you a pair of shoes.”

  32. Jodie says:

    I’ll put the boots on in a moment officer, I just got a pedicure and I’m waiting for my nails to dry.

  33. Hey,aren’t you the President’s brother?

  34. ed357 says:

    A professional deceiver……..

    plays a “good hearted” but naive policeman.

  35. lshep-tx says:

    Hey Van – how about some sort of voting mechanism on this darned ole internet computer thing? There’s some funny ones here.

  36. Shooter1001 says:

    Uggs? Fugg Uggs, take ’em back. Nieman’s has Testonis.

  37. Shooter1001 says:

    Listen up, BRUNO MAGLI! There good enough for OJ!

  38. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Cop steals homeless man’s boots.

    In other news:
    POS steals quadriplegic’s i-phone.

    In sympathy with Bob Robert’s campaign, guess the race —oh wait, also guess the name (withheld due to what, race?). And oh yeah, guess the age: yes, the POS is indeed a “teen” as advertised, but guess what else: he’s eighteen.

    And finally…its NBC. What could you expect?

  39. Shooter1001 says:

    I’m not the Lord and you’re no disciple. Wash your own damn feet!

  40. Shooter1001 says:

    Feets don’t fail me now.

  41. Hillman says:

    Cop – Why are you here?
    Bum – To get shoes.
    Cop – What kind of shoes?
    Bum – Obama shoes.
    Cop – Where did Obama get ’em
    Bum – I don’t know…his stash. I don’t know where he got ’em from…but he’s giving ’em to me.
    Cop – oh?
    Bum – Obama!!! We love him. Bama…Bama…Bama

  42. Shooter1001 says:

    Hey man, this is the third pair tonight.

  43. Joe says:

    “You didn’t wear that!”

  44. Restless says:

    Is there anything else I can buy for you that you don’t need?

  45. Chris says:

    “Thank you officer!” *puts shoes in bag*
    “These shoes will go great with my curtains at home!”

  46. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Balance due to the taxpayer:
    Federal Section 8 rent vouchers, Social Security disability, veterans benefits………………………………………………And the cop’s salary
    Balance due to the cop:
    One pair of boots

  47. SNuss says:

    After deceiving a generous, compassionate, police officer who gave him new boots,Jeffery Hillman returns to his government-supplied apartment. He then enjoys his government paid-for food and drink, and laughs about how well his homeless scam is working. “Thanks, Obama!” he cries.

  48. SNuss says:

    “Pardon me, sir, are you homeless, or just an Obamunist moocher?”

  49. klae says:

    The cop did not understand when his partner said to give this “victim” the boot.

  50. Dbm says:

    “So you’ll put in a good word for me with your brother Barack, if I go get a pint also?”

  51. Beef says:

    Ummm…Skechers? You got some Timberlands, man?

  52. Goodness says:

    Sir..sir. Pay attention! This ticket is for dirtying up our side walks with those filthy feet.

  53. lshep-tx says:

    Caught in the act, Whitey taking the from the poor so line their pockets.

  54. libertea73 says:

    “Somewhere in here I have an airline ticket for the global warming conference in Qatar. Does it seem chilly to you?”

  55. McKenna says:

    If ya git me some othem flipflops too, ah can git a dime-bag.

  56. Full Tilt says:

    Get the heck away from me…I wouldn’t be here in the first place if it wasn’t for someone from the government telling me they were here to help.

  57. WTSherman1864 says:

    There’s a sucker born every minute!

  58. Shooter1001 says:

    NYPD? I should be chasin’ drug dealers around the South Bronx. Instead, Bloomberg has me on ‘boots for bums’ duty.

  59. Shooter1001 says:

    I’m from the gummint and …
    Save it, how do you think I got here?

  60. Dr. 9 says:

    “Hey buddy, can you spare a dollar? ON a NYC cops salary, i can’t afford a cup of coffee…”

  61. comet says:

    In the movies, this is where the bum “gets back on his feet again”.

  62. Fat Stanley says:

    No job? No problem! Always happy to help! Anything else to make your stay on our streets more comfortable?

  63. Dbm says:

    Gosh President Obama I’m betting you might be rethinking your whole economic plan now that you are out of office.

  64. Lucky13 says:

    “Look at my money makers. They’re so pretty, oh so pretty!”

  65. Cameraman says:

    Hey! Man I Lost my ID, The Last Officer took my Boots, cuz I had a Pack of Sugar, for My Coffee, at the Homeless Shelter, Tell Mr Bloomberg I be Sorry!

  66. Montanasmama says:

    And this little piggy…..

  67. Depwavid says:

    New Cop Comedy: Footloose and Feckless

  68. Depwavid says:

    I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no brain…

  69. katman says:

    “F**k your boots. I wanna pair of them there Nikes.”

  70. CGW409 says:

    Why yes officer I do have my current Bloomberg homeless permit,let me just get it out.

  71. Shooter1001 says:

    I used to make $50 grand with a job but I’m doin’ a lot better fakin’ homelessness. Now every day is Saturday!

  72. jc14 says:

    “I’m sorry, officer, but all I can find is a couple of saltines for my dinner tonight. Wish I could help you out. I know things are tough out there with you all having to cut back on hours and go part-time, thanks to Obamacare.
    “Hey, maybe you can get something free at the Dunkin Donuts down the street?
    “Best of luck!”

  73. Miz Barkee says:

    Give a bum a twenty and he can drink for day. Give a bum a pair of $100 boots and he can drink for a week!

  74. Cb says:

    President Obama, are you okay?

  75. Elizabeth says:

    Hell naw I don’t have any I.D. But I do have a Race Card. BAM! Now go soothe your white guilt and buy me the new Jordan’s.

  76. Shooter1001 says:

    SO! Mr. ex-President! Where are your Hollywood friends now?

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