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Jan 12 2013

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217 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Restless says:

    Inauguration Day 2013

  2. Steve A says:

    The entire viewing audience of Current TV welcomes their new management.

  3. varkswife says:

    “So where do we get our free phones?”

  4. MidWestFarmer says:

    Obama supporters line up for their new EBT cards.

  5. David Thompson says:

    Obamabots..”Wolfs in sheeps clothing”

  6. MidWestFarmer says:

    Buuuut – Obama said was only going to tax the rich!

  7. MidWestFarmer says:

    Buuut – Obama said he was only going to tax the rich!

  8. Clingtomyguns says:

    Because Obama wasn’t expected to fill the stands at the 18,300-seat Schottenstein Center, his rally was moved to a more suitable venue for his base.

  9. dmgore says:

    O-BAAAAAAAA-Ma

  10. /not my real name says:

    The “Real” Housewives of Iran

  11. Rob says:

    Baa, Baa, Baa, Obaama!

  12. Alborn says:

    Where do we register to vote?

  13. Jodie says:

    Bhaahaa bhahaaahh Bhaaarrracckkk Barraaaaccckkkk…

  14. Alborn says:

    We are here to do our fair share. Shear us!

  15. marcus tullius cicero says:

    sanctuary, save us from horny muslim perverts!

  16. Obama’s supporters show their solidarity with the “black sheep” of the family

  17. steve says:

    The welfare office will open at 5 AM

  18. Laura says:

    “Yessss, Master!”

  19. “Four legs good…two legs baaaaad. Wait! What?”

  20. “ZOMG! Demon zombie sheep!”

  21. Jodie says:

    Dis where you get da Section 8 vouchers?

  22. Jeeter says:

    Is this where we vote for Obaaaaa-ma? And over there as well?

  23. jinks says:

    finally a picture of the 72 virgins.

  24. Laura says:

    RSVP: Obamacare advocates, the Morlocks, will be pleased to attend his Inauguration.

  25. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Welcome to King Barack’s balcony

  26. St. Gilbert says:

    Gazing upon their president, bleating hearts prove that the eyes are the window of the soul.

  27. dogs pigs and sheep says:

    Everyone is safe as sheep at the gun grabber ranch.

  28. Jodie says:

    Mayor Michael Bloomberg has unveiled a new initiative to limit supplies of prescription painkillers in the city’s emergency rooms. As an alternative, he suggests that patients begin counting sheep.

  29. ? everything says:

    as the sheeple awaited their fate, preparations were being made by a force much larger then they; but whom they pledge their continued allegiance too.

  30. IslandLifer says:

    Submitting sheep cluelessly await their slaughter.

  31. Jphat says:

    Obama is running late, please text Obama for America to make a small donation.

  32. Xavier says:

    What you look like without the Second Amendment.

  33. Jodie says:

    New York City brothels prepare for the onslaught of Islamic delegates expected to visit during the upcoming United Nations 2013 Summit.

  34. Paco says:

    We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.

    The Obama presidency is shear pleasure.

    We’re mutton-heads and we vote!

  35. FreedomSeeker says:

    Honey, did you invite your “useless idiots” for dinner, AGAIN!

  36. Aussie-John says:

    “we the sheeple….” // quoth the liberals…

  37. hiram says:

    Obama’s “thousand points of light”

  38. Alphamail says:

    They didn’t know medical quarantine was part of Obamacare.

    But they’re relieved – they’ll soon get to shower and go home.

  39. Max & Eric says:

    Thank you DNC , I’ll be here all week

  40. Restless says:

    Another successful DNC voter registration drive.

  41. HookLineandStinker says:

    Qbama voters waiting for free stuff.

  42. KE says:

    Forward!

  43. KMM (CT) says:

    North Korea night lights

  44. culls says:

    “Whaaaaaaa’s my money and ebt card?”

  45. Len says:

    “You know dear…”
    “Yes honey, what?”
    ” I was just thinking…”
    “Baaaaa, baaaaa”
    “Thinking what dear?”
    “Well, I was just thinking, perhaps….”
    “Baaaa…spit it out dear!”
    “I, I was just thinking, well, mmm, mabye those tea partiers, back in 2009, 2010, mabye they were NOT just a baaa….bunch a racists”
    “Mind your tounge honey, you know what the penalty is for sedition, do you want to be fleeced this time of year!”
    “Baaa, baaaa”

  46. Randog says:

    Nov. 6, 2012: Obama supporters line up early at a polling place in Philadelphia

  47. Randog says:

    Obama supporters stake out a good spot near the US Capitol in advance of Obama’s second inauguration

  48. Randog says:

    Press briefing at MSNBC

  49. Randog says:

    Scorned mistresses seek out Bill Clinton

  50. Shooter1001 says:

    My fellow Americans…

  51. Shooter1001 says:

    Watch your step Mr. President.

  52. Shooter1001 says:

    Baaaah Did I hear the word sacrifice? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  53. Shooter1001 says:

    UH OH, I don’t see any black sheep???

  54. Shooter1001 says:

    Here Bo, Here Bo. No more sittin on yo fat butt. Start herding some sheep. Somebody roun here got to do some work. May as well be the damn dog.

  55. wth says:

    Youuuuu promised there would be grass.

  56. TMI says:

    Everyone deserves a college education.
    .

  57. Shooter1001 says:

    He rounded up the sheep? Why do I care, I’m not a sheep! Call me when he starts rounding up the Jews.

  58. Sam Adams says:

    No; I’ve never been invited to a presidential barbeque before. Why do you ask?

  59. Sam Adams says:

    Only the ones with the really thick wool will be sheared.

  60. Sam Adams says:

    What does he mean, “We’ve got to make some sacrifices?’

  61. Sam Adams says:

    Sheep don’t need no ten round magazines!!!

  62. Sam Adams says:

    Black sheep? Black sheep? That’s RACIST!!!

  63. Sam Adams says:

    Nope, the TEA Party gathering is over there. They’re the ones with guns.

  64. Sam Adams says:

    I”f we all coop0erate, we’ll get through this just fine. Now just line up…

  65. Bill Jones says:

    We don’t need no Constitution.

  66. Ummah Gummah says:

    dmgore says:
    January 12, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    O-BAAAAAAAA-Ma

    You had to go and steal my line!

    😀

    .

  67. Ummah Gummah says:

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    We’re your 72 virgins and we welcome you for an eternity of hot sweaty love, Osama!

    .

  68. justme says:

    An the People Celebrate the end of the Second Amendment…

  69. bpete1969 says:

    AP/UPI: Delegates to the 46th Democrap National Convention wait to get into Charlotte Convention Center in the early morning hours.

  70. Bill S. of Courtland va. says:

    Millions of Americans wait to hear what their Glorious Leader will command them to think.

  71. JoyO says:

    Low-information voters!

  72. Kevin M in Auburn says:

    The sheeple await their daily bread from The Anointed One.

  73. Ummah Gummah says:

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    C*OEXI$†

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  74. Ummah Gummah says:

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    I heard that if you go voluntarily and don’t resist or give them any trouble they’ll use the sharp blade and everything will go a lot quicker and you will feel hardly any pain..

    .

  75. Ummah Gummah says:

    Jodie says:
    January 12, 2013 at 1:42 pm
    New York City brothels prepare for the onslaught of Islamic delegates expected to visit during the upcoming United Nations 2013 Summit.

    Hahaha!! LOL

    .

  76. Brother says:

    Things grew tense at an undisclosed location as a large mob of low information voters demanded their Obama money.

  77. Ummah Gummah says:

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    You Americans can’t just up and leave us all alone here in Afghanistan with all those nasty horny Taliban!!! Nooooo……

    .

  78. Catseye says:

    O’BAMS! We come for you!

  79. dapenguin says:

    its Girls night in Tehran

  80. Ummah Gummah says:

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    God putting his invisible hand on Obama’s shoulder, whispering in his ear:

    “Now you listen to me carefully, young man, because I am only going say this once. You see, America is my own country. It’s very special to me and I don’t like to see it messed around with.

    Now if you keep screwing up, worshipping Satan and doing his will, then you will be spending the rest of eternity with these here sheep. You see, Satan doesn’t fool around nor does he ever tell the truth. So believe me, he will give you to these 72 virgin sheep if you don’t repent and change your path.”

    .

  81. dapenguin says:

    Oh Achmed, that cute one in the center is winking at you

  82. Ken says:

    You don’t need a gun to protect them. Just post a wolf-free-zone sign.

  83. Ummah Gummah says:

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    OT:

    Bill Clinton was asked by a concerned journalist: “How is Hillary’s head?”

    Bill: “Oh it’s OK, but I really miss Monica’s”

    .

  84. Eoin says:

    Democrats. They’ll make for plentiful survival protein when the collapse comes.

  85. Ummah Gummah says:

    Ken says:
    January 12, 2013 at 4:59 pm
    You don’t need a gun to protect them. Just post a wolf-free-zone sign.

    You don’t need much to control ’em either since they’re all unarmed.

    .

  86. justme says:

    Having just been declared a wolf free zone the American Sheep Celebrate!

  87. Dooley says:

    Go ahead GOP, try to prove that we voted more than once for Obaaaaaama.

  88. Rick says:

    News Headline: “The Vast Multitudes of Government Dependent Libtarded, Demoncrap Sheeple Gather in Rapturous Anticipation of Their Dear Leader’s Impending Proclamation That Private Gun Ownership is to be Banned in the People’s Republic of the Socialist States of Amerika!”. Byline: Armed Bands of Constitutional Terrorists Plan Resistance Movement…

  89. Restless says:

    After this crowd showed up, the owner of Ed’s Bait & Tackle dropped the acronym E.B.T. from all advertising.

  90. Dooley says:

    Voter I.D.??? We don’t need no stinking voter I.D.

  91. True Blue says:

    And what does a sheep say?
    Obaaaaaama

  92. True Blue says:

    (Narration by Richard Attenboro)
    “…unfortunately, when our crew turned on the lights, half of Obama’s following scuttled under the refrigerator; leaving rest of the herd to fend for itself against the nocturnal predators…”

  93. True Blue says:

    “After deciding that a Jackass did not properly symbolise their base, the Democratic National Committe held open tryouts today for their new mascot…”

  94. Louisiana Steve says:

    Shovel Ready Jobs in the making.

  95. justme says:

    Showing up for a barbeque without having read the menu beforehand has consequences….

  96. dan says:

    All of these sheep to choose from and we had to get
    a Kenyan
    (bet you thought I was going to say a blackone:)…..
    but that would have been Raaaaacist !)

  97. epb says:

    Is this where we get our Obama phone?

  98. epb says:

    Night Of The Walking Brain Dead Democrat

  99. epb says:

    “Bah Bah Bah, Barack Hussein Obama, Bah Bah Bah”

    — Elementary school kids performing?
    — Naw, just the usual bleating from the MSM Animal Farm.

  100. Skyfall says:

    “As the light of liberty slips slowly below the horizon, the 99 percent ‘lean forward’ and wait instructions…”

    (PS If I win, I’ll be waiting for my tee shirt having a beer at Ed’s Bait & Tackle.)

  101. epb says:

    Back in the day when Democrats were Democrats, and sheep were scared.

  102. Skyfall says:

    (that should be “await instructions”. Does this disqualify me?)

  103. epb says:

    Arbeit Macht Frei

  104. jc14 says:

    “Wow! I’m sure glad we made it to Inauguration Day, Mabel. Lots of other Democrats here, huh? Why the hell is it so dark?”

  105. SR says:

    Baaaaaan gunnnnnns!

  106. Bob Roberts says:

    It seems all the good ones I thought of when I saw the image are taken, started skipping through them pretty fast so maybe this one is too:

    Democrats lining up to get fleeced again.

  107. libertea73 says:

    “Any of you guys have any idea what we just voted for?

  108. Leonard Jones says:

    Four legs good, two legs baaaaad!

    AKA Obama voters.

  109. Cooter says:

    The sun sets on America as Obama is Inaugurated for his 2nd term

  110. rockman says:

    “The sheep outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

    Adapted from Orwell’s animal farm.

  111. Gus says:

    Gun control…gun control…gun control…

  112. rex freeway says:

    What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real
    Meek and obedient you follow the leader
    Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel

  113. Mattius Maxumus says:

    The useful idiots await their next command.

  114. RocnRobin says:

    Are we safe from the bad guns yet, Master?

  115. Dan says:

    O bahhhhhhhh maaaaaaa!!!! O Bahhhhh Mahhhhhh….He’s gonna saaaaaaaaaaaaave me. Saaaaaaave meeeeeeee. O bahhhhhhhh maaaaaaa!! Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Maaaaaa.

  116. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    No worries
    This one eats dog

  117. Miz Barkee says:

    “…-and that government
    from the sheeple,
    to the sheeple,
    against the sheeple
    shall not flourish
    on the earth”

  118. John says:

    So that’s what the 2nd amendment looks like…

  119. SNuss says:

    What do you mean “there aren’t any Inaugural tickets left”?

  120. True Blue says:

    Some directors advise a person with stage fright to picture their audience naked; Obama just see’s ’em as they are…

  121. SNuss says:

    On a related note:

    Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary living with a tribe of black natives.

    One day the big chief comes along and calls the Missionary into his hut, where he was sharpening his big axe. He explains to the white man that his daughter has just given birth to a white baby, and that since the missionary’s the only white man for thousands of miles, the missionary will be the “main course” at dinner that night.

    “Now just hang on a minute, give me a chance to explain, chief,” says the Missionary. “You’re jumping to conclusions here. Let me tell you a story. See all those white sheep out in the field and how there’s one black one amongst them.”

    The Chief thinks for a moment. “OK!” says the Chief, “You say nothing, I say nothing.”

  122. SNuss says:

    What do you mean “James Carville called us CATTLE?”

  123. Jimbo says:

    Invasion of the Democrats

  124. Leonard Jones says:

    Four legs Gooood, Two Legs Baaaad.

    In more simple terms, Obama voters.

  125. SNuss says:

    The casting call for the remake of “The Hills Have Eyes”, starring B. Hussein Obama

  126. Marianne Laudati says:

    We heard the polls were opening early to vote for President Obama’s 3rd term.

  127. SNuss says:

    Baa-baa Obama sheep, give me all your wool, so I can “spread the wealth”. Obamaphones and EBT cards for everyone!

  128. LyleLovett666 says:

    We’ve turned in our guns,now what?

  129. HarleyBob says:

    New Democrat voter’s getting ready to make a run for the U.S. border.

  130. lizz says:

    Lo fo voters lining up for free stuff from Obaaahma

  131. George says:

    Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

  132. Bob says:

    Be a lamb, grant me a third term.

  133. icandothisallday says:

    Deleted scenes from 2016: Obama’s America.

  134. Contessa61 says:

    The White House press corp without the Fox News correspondent and Jake Tapper.

  135. My sheeple, my sheeple…..

  136. Mike says:

    Obama voters line up for their free stuff, disappointed that their Obamaphones don’t work out here.

  137. Sean A says:

    “Pssst. I’m confused. I thought this Obama guy was supposed to be ‘lying in a manger.'”

    “Oh, he’s lying alright.”

  138. Tommyboy says:

    69..70..71!

    Just one more kill until Nirvana calls me.

  139. Sam Adams says:

    We bask in the light of Dear Leader.

  140. Sam Adams says:

    Should we avert our eyes?

  141. Sam Adams says:

    That teleprompter is too bright!

  142. SteveO says:

    Hey Mohammed…Your 72 virgins have arrived…

  143. Finally here- an Amerika Moochelle can be proud of

  144. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Any moslem’s wet dream: Goats Gone Wild!

    .

  145. Chris says:

    You’re all safe…he only eats dogs.

  146. G. Fox says:

    …….Lambs to the slaughter, the 47%

  147. Bob Roberts says:

    What, no open thread? OK, here’s a few for today:

    Occasionally the French get something right:

    Several hundred thousand people are expected to march through Paris on Sunday against the planned legalization of same-sex marriage in the first mass protest against the unpopular President Francois Hollande.

    Activists have mobilized a hybrid coalition of church-going families, political conservatives, Muslims, evangelicals and even homosexuals opposed to gay marriage for the show of force.

    So many are expected to converge on Paris from around France that police had organizers split it into three separate columns starting from different points around the city and meeting in the Champ de Mars park at the Eiffel Tower.

    Patriotic Group To Build Armed ‘Defensible’ Neighborhood Fortress

    Yeah, they tried that outside Waco once, turned into the world’s largest BBQ under the Clinton Administration.

    ARMED VIGILANTE GROUPS POLICING 2 MEXICAN TOWNS

    Several hundred civilians have taken up arms in two towns in a southwestern Mexico state and are arresting people suspected of crimes and imposing a curfew, leading authorities to promise to reinforce security forces in the area.

    People in the area said about 800 residents were participating in the armed groups acting as unofficial police. The vigilantes ordered a 10 p.m. curfew for the two towns and are looking for suspected criminals. Schools have suspended classes.

    In Ayutla, Romualdo Remigio Cantu, one of the coordinators for the civic group Union of Peoples and Social Organizations of Guerrero, said that more than 30 people had been arrested. The detainees are accused of drug trafficking, extortion and kidnapping, he said.

    This next one… You know, even moonbats occasionally have some redeeming qualities. Well, read it and figure out what I’m talking about.

    Reddit co-founder commits suicide

    Here’s one of the parts (from another link) that caught my eye about this guy:

    Mr. Wolf said he would remember his nephew, who had written in the past about battling depression and suicidal thoughts, as a young man who “looked at the world, and had a certain logic in his brain, and the world didn’t necessarily fit in with that logic, and that was sometimes difficult.”

    Basically, he was out of touch with reality and rather than fix that, he killed himself.

    One more bit from the original link:

    even his astounding achievements seemed bleak in his own tortured mind.

    MOONBAT!

    Who would have thought that the bit in obamacare that protects us from doctors turning us in with regards to guns came from – wait for it – HARRY REID!

    Of course now that he feels secure, for the moment, he’s revealing his moonbat nature and taking a 180 degree different stance.

    And speaking of moonbat Harry Reid:

    Harry Reid, Dick Durbin, Patty Murray and Chuck Schumer have written a letter to Obama urging him to take all “lawful steps” to increase the debt limit, with or without the Republicans.

    Remember, these are 4 of several Democrats who expressed outrage at raising the debt limit in 2006.

    Put aside the picture of leading lawmakers, usually so jealous of their constitutional prerogatives, asking the president to ignore Congress. What is striking about the letter is that every one of its signers — Reid, Durbin, Schumer, and Murray — voted against raising the nation’s debt ceiling just seven years ago.

    On March 16, 2006, the Senate held a vote on a measure to raise the debt ceiling by $781 billion — the fourth such vote of George W. Bush’s presidency. Republicans controlled the Senate, and Democrats spent much of the debate railing against Bush’s spending. “When it comes to deficits, this president owns all the records,” said Reid. “The three largest deficits in our nation’s history have all occurred under this administration’s watch.”

    Declaring themselves outraged by such spending, Reid, Durbin, Schumer, and Murray all voted against raising the debt limit. So did every other Democrat — including Sen. Barack Obama. But on Friday, the four lawmakers urged now-President Obama not only to raise the ceiling but to do it in a constitutionally risky fashion by going over the head of Congress.

    This is a dangerous move. Congress specifically gives the power of the purse to Congress alone. If Obama takes their advice he would be clearly and deliberately violating the Constitution.

    A Conspiracy So Immense

    What will it take for the mainstream media to cover the progressive movement?

  148. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Excuse me, Sir.. We’re looking for the way to Chicago..

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  149. Ummah Gummah says:

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    We want to live in America, we want to live in America, We want to live in Ameerre-e-e-e-e-ca-a-a-a!!!!

    .

  150. born in 76 says:

    Mr Obama, unlike the occupy crowd, these new potential voters seem to be too smart and too focused to be manipulated.

  151. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Don’t blame US. We didn’t vote.

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  152. epb says:

    The Real 72 Virgins of the OIC

  153. epb says:

    The Collectivist IQ

    No, it matters not how many Occupier sheeple gather. Dumb is still dumb. (A flock of sheep smell better too!)

  154. big-pete says:

    Sun setting over America – Nov. 6, 2012

  155. big-pete says:

    Welcome to the Bill Ayres Citizen’s Reeducation Camp

  156. Jodie says:

    Don’t worry guys, I secretly slipped a note to Jane Fonda, telling her about our torture and imprisonment. I’m sure help is on it’s way!

  157. Marknlutz says:

    Where’s all the black sheep?

  158. Ummah Gummah says:

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    SEIU/ACORN/UAW goon with a megaphone:

    OK, Ladies and Gentlemen! This way for your voter registration!

    .

  159. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Now that all the white sheep have turned in their guns, it’s Party Time for Jamie Foxx!

    .

  160. infidel says:

    And now, returning to the Democratic national convention…..

  161. Jim says:

    Koooooool Aiiiiiiiid, Kooooooool Aiiiiiiiid….

  162. Jim says:

    The nations news services gather to hear the President speak.

  163. Jim says:

    The nation’s news services gather to hear the President speak.
    (punctuation fixed)

  164. John B says:

    The President is about to take the podium for his inaugural address as thousands of his supporters await to hear him speak.

  165. Maudie N Mandeville says:

    Dawning of another day for Section 8 Housing.

  166. Burrow Owl says:

    My fellow Americans….

  167. Big Al says:

    President Judas goat will lead us.

  168. Bad Barry says:

    We the Sheeple don’t need no stinking debt ceiling.

  169. epb says:

    “Look into my eyes, my eyes, straight into my eyes, my eyes… On the count of three you will blindly follow me: 1 – 2 – 3, (poof) you’re a Democrat!”

  170. Token Conservative says:

    Dumb, dependent, disarmed. More lambs for the slaughter, or, the Democrat ideal for the populace, “safe” in their weapons free society?

  171. Andy says:

    The crowd was extremely disappointed to find that tickets were sold out for the 2013 inauguration festivities.

  172. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Actually I hear there’s plenty of hotel room left for the inauguration. Weird that this turnout was so good but noone wants to see the re-inauguration.. I am really beginning to think that the election was stolen, never mind the percentages.

    Easy enough to do mass ballot fixing with electronic machines..

    .

  173. Metryq says:

    Sheep without guns—pulling the wool over America’s eyes.

  174. Shooter1001 says:

    Wooo Hooo We’re all going to get a shower!!

  175. Andy says:

    After waiting anxiously in line all night, the crowd was extremely disappointed to learn, all the tickets had been pre-sold for the Obama’s 2013 inauguration festivities.

  176. oldguy says:

    No sleep for you!

  177. Shooter1001 says:

    Mr. President, we have the wolves ready. We can vote on the luncheon menu now.

  178. reeko says:

    “Where’s our free stuff? Free stuff ain’t baaaaad…”

  179. Henry says:

    What a surprise!
    A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
    Now things are really what they seem.
    No, this is no bad dream.

    (Continuing on a theme from rex freeway)

  180. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Now if you all just count each other you can all fall asleep..

    .

  181. Shooter1001 says:

    Ummah Gummah says:
    January 12, 2013 at 4:59 pm

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    “God putting his invisible hand on Obama’s shoulder, whispering in his ear:”

    With all due respect to God, perhaps the Lord should have Satan put a hoof on each of Obama’s shoulders and whisper in his ear “Bend over, mutt boy, I’m going to do to you what you’ve been doing to America for the last four years.”

  182. Mr. Nice says:

    “I don’t believe in guns,” said Dorsey. “I don’t own a gun. I’m totally at the mercy of my saviors.

    Quote from . . . Robbery victim wants to thank Good Samaritans who came to his rescue
    http://www.khou.com/news/local/Robbery-victim-wants-to-thank-Good-Samaritans-who-came-to-his-rescue–186572461.html

  183. MNcon says:

    FREEEEEEE … STUUUUUUFF …

  184. RayNAiken says:

    BAAAAA! Where’s my free stuff?

  185. RayNAiken says:

    I should have seen the other “free stuff” postings before I posted. Sorry.

  186. coregis says:

    Mr. President, the members of the press pool are waiting your command.

  187. Ummah Gummah says:

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    FREE Haircuts for all the sheeple here.. we keep the wool!

    .

  188. wingmann says:

    Some on the right have called you guys useful idiots.I,being the lightbringer,say that is not true…you have been very useful…..now please hurry on to the train…Auschwitz has a schedule to keep.

  189. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Obama is the greatest Fuehrer ever! Millions of sheeple simply can’t be wrong!

    .

  190. johnny says:

    The tranquil scene at Obama’s second inauguration, where all his sheeple are saying now you promised to eat the eagle and not us

  191. Bob57 says:

    We all agree with Baaaaaaarack!! Assault weapons should be baaaaaaaaaanned!!

  192. Dave says:

    Obama, Obama, Obama……

  193. Larry says:

    Gun Free Zone

  194. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Moosechelle had a little lamb..

    .

  195. Hula Girl says:

    Okay sheeple, calm down, there’s plenty of room for everyone in the oven.

  196. “Umm….I definitely liked it better when the wool was still pulled over our eyes. Why is there a bar b que here?”

  197. Brian says:

    99.9% of the American people – unknowing lambs being led to the slaughter. The other .1% are the treasonous politicians leading us there.

  198. True Blue says:

    A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.

  199. True Blue says:

    But…but… He said that only the rich were going to get fleeced…

  200. Darryl says:

    Baa, Baa, Baa, Baaaarack, take us to the promised land

  201. True Blue says:

    Mary had a little lamb
    For which she paid a tax.
    Her lazy worthless neighbor said;
    “It’s unfair, the code is just too lax!”
    So Mary paid, and paid some more,
    While her lazy worthless neighbor said;
    “Make her pay some more!”
    “I want more stuff, and work’s too hard,
    Take it from her and fill my EBT card.”
    So Mary worked, and Mary slaved;
    While the government took all she saved.
    They spread her wealth to everyone,
    And when the wolves came, they took her gun.
    “We’re being fair, we’re doing right.”
    Came their mocking laughter in the night.
    So Mary sat, and Mary thought;
    “This evil surely must be fought!”
    She sold her sheep, she burned her farm,
    She took what little she had,
    and moved somewhere warm.
    “They spread my wealth, but not my work,
    They gave what I earned to some lazy jerk.
    How is that fair?
    How is that right?
    America, God Bless You;
    It is time to FIGHT!”

    (Not a caption contest entry, just food for thought; from a genuine Patriot who won’t be bought.)

  202. wth says:

    Baa-arry.
    We know the goats are in there.
    Don’t you love us anymore, Baa-arry?

  203. Contessa61 says:

    Ewe!!! The Obama fan club.

  204. Contessa61 says:

    Obama voters = Romans 8:36

  205. JNN says:

    Feminist Committee for Obama and free birth control.

  206. Shooter1001 says:

    Ein Volk
    Ein Reich
    Ein Obama

  207. direwolf says:

    Year in review: Democrats baa … uh … boo God at presidential convention in Charlotte, NC this past September.

  208. Helencles says:

    M.M.M.
    Million Moonbat March

  209. jc says:

    Is this where we go to pay our Union dues?

  210. Steve G. says:

    Sheep #one to sheep #two: “I’m so glad we’re not like like those Republicans.”
    Sheep #two in reply: “Yeah those Republicans are just blind followers, not independent thinkers like us”

  211. Goodness says:

    As the sheep were herded into a much smaller pen for no apparent reason; they noticed–for the first tim–there were no sheepdogs present.

  212. Goodness says:

    The Islamic version of The Pearly Gates.

  213. Sam Adams says:

    From Mrs. Adams:

    Oh look, it’s the Senate.

  214. Leigh Haines says:

    O-baaaa-ma!
    O-baaaa-ma!
    O-baaaa-ma!

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  216. dawn smith says:

    Obaa ma followers waiting to be fed.

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