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Jan 26 2013

Caption Contest

passionless-kiss

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179 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Jodie says:

    Come on, just for one second. Just for the cameras! F’ you then!

  2. Lucky13 says:

    just caught another pesky fly again…Mmmm

  3. Sven says:

    I know it was you Barak, you broke my heart.

  4. marcus tullius cicero says:

    holy batshit, the kiss of the she-vampire!

  5. Deborah says:

    Geez Barack, can’t you get anything right?

  6. GunnyG says:

    “I am Lord Barry. Good relations with the Wookie, I have.”

  7. Conan says:

    Barack thinking: “I wish this was Rahm and we were back at Man’s Country.”

  8. d3l says:

    “you reek of chilli-cheeseburgers, you sonnovabitch”

  9. Brian_Boru says:

    For Pete’s sake, Barry! Just close your eyes and think of Reggie. People are watching!

  10. Uh says:

    Moohelle’s cross-eyed smooch from hell.

  11. ob says:

    Wich one is kissing the horses ass

  12. S says:

    I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your throat

  13. NBPP says:

    Kill those white people

  14. Jodie says:

    Glamour Magazine nominates Michelle Obama as “Temptress of the Year”

  15. wayne says:

    Dammit ! I think I just swallowed one of his flies.

  16. Bill T says:

    Let me demonstrate my sphincter-pucker smooch.

  17. Restless says:

    Have a good day at work, honey… and don’t forget to punish success.

  18. Brian_Boru says:

    Charlton Heston kissed way better than you do.

  19. MNcon says:

    Who’s my wittle commie …

  20. Bill T says:

    Damn Moose did you ever consider using some Bag Balm® on those claws?

  21. Wilberforce says:

    “Barack G. Sanford, you fish-eyed fool!”

  22. Henry says:

    Michelle: “I can’t believe I have to kiss this fag.”

  23. Henry says:

    ObrownMao: “I can’t believe I have to kiss this hag.”

  24. dan says:

    It’s almost like she KNOWS where his lips have been.

  25. Buffalobob says:

    This won’t hurt a bit, think of it as a flu shot.

  26. HookLineandStinker says:

    Take this last bite of ribs. I’m full.

  27. Len says:

    Hollywood announces movie poster for NEXT TWILIGHT MOVIE !!

  28. justme says:

    Who needs Weight Watchers just use this Nausea Inducing photo.

  29. John DuBois says:

    Don’t even think about leaving Barry. I have your papers.

  30. Jodie says:

    Natasha Fatale: You are so bad, you’re good!
    Boris Badenov: It’s good to be bad!

  31. Naqamel says:

    “Ugh, I taste Reggie Love again.”

  32. IslandLifer says:

    Sick!!!!!!!!!!! Just plain DIGUSTING!!!!!

  33. Ummah Gummah says:

    .

    You had some white showing, baby.. I told you to keep it discreet, didn’t I?

    .

  34. Gary C. says:

    Come here and give aunt Bunny a kiss, baby.

  35. Rubie Styles says:

    Hey, watch out for the fly.

  36. Alhazred says:

    It’s okay, Hillary can’t stand to kiss her husband either.

  37. Shooter1001 says:

    Jess hole yosef still boy, an let Aunt Esther plant one on that haff cracker face wutchew got dare!

  38. Shooter1001 says:

    MMMM MMMM MMMM

  39. Bill T says:

    We’ve got to fake this for another 4 years or are you finally going to get out of the closet?

  40. Shooter1001 says:

    Bescia de mort

  41. Shooter1001 says:

    Ugh, tuna fish! Where you been Michele?

  42. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Looks bad, smells like dog diarrhea and sounds like someone vomiting through a megaphone.

  43. Xavier says:

    Species V: Total Control

  44. wth says:

    sphincter pucker

  45. Shooter1001 says:

    Did Netanyahu give you a deal on Michelle’s ring, Barack? Word is, he laughed all the way back to Israel.

  46. Shooter1001 says:

    Its not always good to be the king.

  47. Bill T says:

    barry I know how much you like to do rimjobs, is this close enough to the real thing?

  48. ole.roule says:

    I smell Hillary.

  49. Artfldgr says:

    Obama thinks: “I hate having to do this part”
    Michelle thinks: “I hate having to do this part”

  50. 762x51 says:

    I vant to suck your Bloooddd!!

  51. Shooter1001 says:

    Still use that Dixie Peach?

  52. Skyfall says:

    “I’d rather be felching.”

  53. SparkyWT says:

    Just remember; you are my BITCH

  54. coregis says:

    I will suck your soul out…..damn, beaten again.

  55. Shooter1001 says:

    Don’t press too hard Michelle. Last time it took an hour to break the suction from those lips!

  56. Sam Adams says:

    Yep…I can smell why the flies are attracted to you.

  57. gordo says:

    Somebody get the swatter, there’s another fly on the President’s face and it is HUGE!!!

  58. Ummah Gummah says:

    .

    Guys, I don’t know what to do with him.. the programming isn’t taking.. what are we gonna do until we can get him back to the lab?

    .

    .

  59. Shooter1001 says:

    What’s love got to do with it?

  60. Shooter1001 says:

    MWAH! My hot skinny Kenyan!

  61. IslandLifer says:

    Nasty slobs

  62. Sam says:

    Did the DC Circuit Court hurt your feelings, Barry? Momma will call up and threaten that John Roberts again with her Wookie wail.

  63. Oiao says:

    “Let me suck that fly off of U face.”

  64. Steve442 says:

    The things I have to do for my vacations.

  65. Big John says:

    No wonder you attract flies…Your breath stinks.

  66. artie m says:

    i jist lub de taste of shoo fly pie

  67. epb says:

    Ooo o o …. *snort *snort *grunt oo. Oo o *screech *screech *flaying hands *shake head *pace back & forth. Ooo. Oo o o …..

  68. Strnj1 says:

    “Fail and I’ll snap your neck.”

  69. Henry says:

    Skyfall @4:01…

    So nasty! heh heh

  70. Skyfall says:

    Ahh, but Henry…you knew what it meant! lol

    Sorry, I just couldn’t resist. It says a lot about me that something like that would come into my head. I guess Obama and wife just bring out the worst in me!

  71. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    And you all thought that was a fly…..

  72. Uh says:

    Poop on Rye

  73. Bill T says:

    Sucka you better be glad you got reelected, I wasn’t ready to give up my extravagant Taxpayer funded vacations!

  74. Bill T says:

    barry you been eatin da poo poo again?

  75. SandyS says:

    Salt, I need salt.

  76. lewis swaim says:

    come on give me some sugar you big eared communist bastard

  77. AngryK9 says:

    Don’t screw this up Barry. I will snap your neck so quick you’ll be dead before you hit the floor.

  78. Xavier says:

    Paging Dian Fossey.

  79. jg says:

    I’m yo beard baby, come here ba.. what!! git tat dam fly outta here, sheeat

  80. Xavier says:

    Half-Black Caesar and Miss Cleo

  81. Artfldgr says:

    you eva leave that mofo toilet seat up again, its your ass!

  82. Arty says:

    “The Benghazi four sleeps with the fishes”

  83. dennis says:

    I saw you with Billy-Bob Clinton! DON’T EVEN GO THERE EVER.. I see you with a cigar and it is over.

  84. Jane says:

    Let’s keep it on the up and up this time, Bari

  85. Jane says:

    You is my Baby Daddy and don’t you forget it anytime soon.

  86. Jane says:

    How’s about you meet me in the Lincoln bedroom, Abe.

  87. nobarack08 says:

    notice they both won’t kiss on the lips. Must be afraid of what might come out of each others mouth.

  88. Jane says:

    We can try out a new “position” if you want, Backtrack…

  89. Jane says:

    Come here, Slim.

  90. Jane says:

    You are just my type, HoneyBucket.

  91. Jane says:

    Light my fire, you matchless wonder.

  92. Jane says:

    I’m a little hungry..Can I have your pie?

  93. Jane says:

    Don’t be holdin out, Baby, just cuz I cut dat Boehner guy.

  94. Veritas says:

    So I’m not Rahm, close your eyes and think of Barney Frank.

  95. Jane says:

    The Man in the Empty Suit meets Enough For Two.

  96. Alxandro says:

    “Don’t move, that fly’s got my name on it!”

  97. geno says:

    Stay still, I’m kissing the fly.

  98. lizz says:

    Smooch…I mean mooch

  99. yourfavoriteunkle says:

    Tastes just like chicken shit…

  100. Sam Adams says:

    No tongue, Barack. I know where its been.

  101. bad actor says:

    Just think of how many times we can ‘stick it to whitey’ in the next four years! I’m getting aroused…

  102. Elizabeth says:

    After a long day of pretending to eat healthy, a hungry Michelle smells chicken wings on Barry’s breath and goes in for the kill.

  103. Richard C. says:

    I’D RATHER KISS THE FLY!!!!!

  104. Alxandro says:

    Speaking of Michelle, have y’all seen her new drone?

  105. SNuss says:

    This reminds me of an attack by the salt vampire on Star Trek. See: http://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/M-113_creature?file=Man_Trap.jpg

  106. Leonard Jones says:

    His lips taste like fly-shit!

  107. Bob Roberts says:

    You know, there have been so many movies where a move like this was the first step in transferring some infecting organism (or energy being) orally.

    In any case…

    You can just hear Michelle saying “Why does your breath smell like semen”?

  108. Alphamail says:

    Lord of the Flies takes venom from the Black Widow

  109. Artskoe says:

    “Here, try the chocolate mousse – go on, try it, my king!”

  110. Chris says:

    An actual photo of a muslim kissing a pig…

  111. Chris says:

    B.O. – Chewie, stop screwing around and go fix the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon.

  112. NancyLee says:

    Kiss of the Spider Woman………

  113. Freedom Now says:

    Holy crap!!!

    Proof that Obama is the stupidest President ever (and that includes Presidential candidate Bullwinkle!)

    http://sports.yahoo.com/news/obama-says-football-needs-become-less-violent-report-094351441–nfl.html

  114. Sufo says:

    Damn! You smell like Reggie again!

  115. Shooter1001 says:

    Did you eat all the bananas?

  116. Shooter1001 says:

    Pretend I’m Tina Turner!

  117. WTSherman1864 says:

    Next time I will snap your scrawny neck like like a strip of dog jerky and don’t you forget it!!!!

  118. rex freeway says:

    Dammit you reek of semen and tobacco!

  119. Shooter1001 says:

    Koo Koo ka-choo, Ms. Robinson,
    Hillary loves you more than you will know

  120. Shooter1001 says:

    Can I at least get a quick hump in here?

  121. Zilla says:

    I told you to stop calling Reggie. Now, I shall crush you head.

  122. big-pete says:

    Mooch Smooch

  123. big-pete says:

    I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

  124. Awlhattin O'cattle says:

    Proof that the anatomically impossible rectal/cranial inversion is now settled science.

    Look what crawled out of that sphincter!

  125. Shooter1001 says:

    M: BO crapped in the Oval Office again.
    B: It wasn’t the four-legged BO!

  126. ahinam says:

    yet to see a caption that makes me lol

  127. thescribbler says:

    NOT AN ENTRY….Both the wedding ring and engagement ring are worn on the third, or ring, finger of the left hand, and, according to the rules of proper etiquette, the wedding ring goes on first. Wedding-ring fashions change over time, but the wedding ring, which is a concrete symbol of the marriage, is always worn closest to the heart.

    Read more: Does the Wedding or Engagement Ring go on first? | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/way_5339375_wedding-engagement-ring-go-first.html#ixzz2JBFM5nKD

    Just found it interesting that she wears her engagement ring first on that finger. I had always heard that you are suppose to wear your wedding ring first, closest to your heart.

  128. thescribbler says:

    My entry….

    Kiss me, you FOOL!

  129. Awlhattin O'cattle says:

    Look at the size of that hemorrhoid!

  130. Jane says:

    “Go Along to Get Along”

  131. Rubie Styles says:

    Chronicles of a Fly’s Life

  132. Brian says:

    Enough to make any man gay!

  133. Artfldgr says:

    How come you never bow to ME?

  134. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Probably sounded like someone walking in snowshoes through a field of grease.

  135. Ummah Gummah says:

    .

    OT:

    Obama: Football Needs To Become Less Violent

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/01/27/obama-football-needs-to-become-less-violent/

    But he sure loves to spike the ball. Typical lib.

    .

  136. Jay B. says:

    Come on Barry close your eyes and imagine a nubile kenyan boy.

    Seriously, their couple looks so fake he might as well just come out as gay and claim he rented the two kids for show and most people wouldn’t bat an eyelash.

  137. bee says:

    Come giff me large kiss, dollink!

  138. MNcon says:

    You’re doin it wrong …

  139. Rob says:

    I’ll pretend to kiss you and you’ll pretend to like it.

  140. Highway Hospital Student says:

    In all fairness, this may be the ugliest, —(Moose appearing to be something akin to a large parasitic tic attached to BO’s narrow Kenyan head)—, but it isn’t the first attempt by liberals trying to simulate human affection.

    Al and Tipper Gore put on repeated public displays of canine foreplay that were only unabashed for them simply because they had learned from old movie trailers that this is what you did to impress audiences.
    http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Celebrities/S_Z/Ti_Tod/Tipper_Gore/1/tipper-gore-1.jpg

    .
    In the end, Al and Tipper only impressed themselves—while everyone else discovered that their liberal fans possessed extraordinarily strong stomachs.

  141. Bad Barry says:

    The female of the species prepares to bite the head off of the scrawny and vastly inferior male.

  142. Shooter1001 says:

    See what I have to do for you Mama?

  143. Steven Kendall says:

    You better stop being SO CHEAP with those Government Paid vacations I get this next term or I’ll snap your head off!

  144. Len says:

    Barack, hold still while I unravel my tounge.

  145. big-pete says:

    The Man Trap

  146. Jane says:

    The Great Pretenders

  147. Cactiki says:

    Aww mom, not in front of the guys!

  148. Alphamail says:

    Feinstein views photo — adds Assault Pucker to list

  149. epb says:

    For the first time in her life she’s proud of her babies’ daddy.

  150. Joy says:

    Knock this wig off, Zippy, and I’ll knock you across the room.

  151. Len says:

    Luke, I am your father!

  152. Alphamail says:

    URGENT: Scientists discover origin of deadly flesh-eating disease

  153. Len says:

    Psst, cool it, moo-chelle, your chin is growing an extra succubus mouth again.(look closely)

  154. Jane says:

    Something’s screwed up here…

  155. Jane says:

    Let me put it to ya this way, Baby.

  156. Jane says:

    No, no, no, I’m the Queen.

  157. bad actor says:

    Ok, but this time I get to be the shepherd, and YOU be the sheep!

  158. Eleanor in Hell says:

    Look Franklin! It’s Eva Braun at The Eagle’s Nest.

  159. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    In your dreams, Babs.
    In. your. dreams.

    👿

  160. True Blue says:

    “Okay, I caught that tasty fly; now don’t let me catch you on Drudge with another…”

  161. Sam Adams says:

    Has my little Barry finished fundamentally transforming America yet?

  162. raff says:

    Hows it feel to kiss Peter Griffens negative?

  163. Jane says:

    “Paradise by the White House Lights”

    “And we’re glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
    Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife”
    (Meatloaf, “Paradise by the Dashboard Lights”)

  164. Miz Barkee says:

    Is that a fleck of fly sh!t on his cheek?

  165. Miz Barkee says:

    Four more years of photo op kisses! *sigh*

  166. Jane says:

    Dingleberry wishes he had an imaginary wife…or at least a composite one.

  167. jc14 says:

    Michelle ma Belle: “No lips that have touched a Double Cheese with fries from Wendy’s will ever touch mine!”

  168. WhiteFalcon1 says:

    “Let me eat that fly for you, honey-bunches!”

    They kiss like their related or some ignorant shit!

  169. Heltau says:

    You look at Boyance like that again and I am going to give you a Phillipino Haircut.

  170. contessa61 says:

    “We’re doing it honey.” smooch “We’re becoming fascist dictators to all these whiteys.”

  171. “You know I’d give you a REAL kiss if you weren’t as gay as an Easter bonnet!”

  172. Jane says:

    Getting Our MoBo On.

  173. junkyard infidel says:

    jug ears and purple lips meet wookie face with sasquatch hips !

  174. Jane says:

    All’s fair in love and Taqiyya

  175. wingmann says:

    Yes Kira…we almost gottem’ by the ka-nutsack.

  176. Right Reason says:

    “I told you to shave if you know we’re going to have to kiss.”
    “I’m sorry, Barack, I forgot.”

  177. Joe says:

    Ammo for her secret service detail: $500. Cost of armed guards for her daughters mexican vacation: $49,000. Her husband moving on second amendment rights while she was on a hawaiian vacation: priceless.

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  179. Shooter1001 says:

    Chlamydia is not the new intern!

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