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Sep 29 2012

Caption Contest


Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

The winner will be announced Monday. Free shirts need to be claimed within a week (i.e., I need a mailing address). T-shirts for the contest are available in blue L or XL only, although white shirts and other sizes are available directly from Party Crasher, along with an excellent selection of other t-shirts guaranteed to cause moonbats to sputter with impotent rage. All shirts are currently at least 20% off.

Via The Feral Irishman.

169 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Varnell Hill says:

    “Again with the gay porn.” *sigh*

  2. Jodie says:

    “C’mon Barack, let’s go to bed. You get so angry when you read”

  3. LV says:

    I wish BO would stop playing solitare and unwrap the chocolates on my pillow for me.

  4. homer says:

    Stimpy you idiot!

  5. Ed Long says:

    Damn! These lessons on how to be president are so hard!

  6. Miz Barkee says:

    “He’d rather watch “Homeland” than pay any attention to me!”

  7. Henry says:

    “What does Reggie Love have that I don’t have?”

  8. Nate says:

    ‘He loves more than me, I KNEW it!’

  9. Porky The Crusader says:

    Stop masturbating in front of your computer looking for goat and Donkey pornography….

  10. Gunny G says:

    “Huge Black Butts again Barry? What’s wrong with mine?”

  11. Tim says:

    Michelle: Sometimes I lie awake at night wishing my penis was as big as Reggies, maybe then he would let me love him the way Reggie did

  12. chris says:

    He said he would stop signing in as Bath House Barry when we got married,where did I go wrong.

  13. wingmann says:

    “All my adult life…and I have yet to see barack beat solitaire”

  14. Kate Powell says:

    The Blue Screen of Death.

  15. Buffalobob says:

    Des computers is harder to work than dem I phones.

  16. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Barack…I’m sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking at the time.

  17. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Barack…I’m sorry. I didn’t think it would go viral when I did it.

  18. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Barack…I’m sorry. But you know I don’t work in that industry no more.

  19. SandyS says:

    Damn, why can’t he quit looking at gay porn?

  20. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Barack…I’m sorry. I didn’t know anyone in the team would have a camera.

  21. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Barack…I’m sorry. Those teamsters didn’t say they would be taking pictures.

  22. metalgarth says:

    Why does he keep searching for wookie porn when I’m right here?

  23. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Barack..I’m sorry. I guess I just got confused at that Tupperware party that night.

  24. Darkstar says:

    Michelle: “Well, at least he finally figured out how to turn the computer on…”

  25. Darkstar says:

    Michelle: “you’ve read it a hundred times already. Maybe ‘Economics for Dummies’ isnt going to cut it after all”

  26. midwestfarmer says:

    Damn – I thought he only gave that finger to Republicans!

  27. Darkstar says:

    Obama: “See Michelle, this guy in Minneapolis, Aahil Mohammad, posted this glowing line about my ideas on his facebook…”

  28. Backbone 76 says:

    Barry, you can play World of Warcraft for one more hour. Then clean up the dog remains and come to bed!

  29. Elizabeth says:

    Damn that man. Everywhere I look, there he is. Looking for bath houses in Hawaii now huh Barack? Screw you. You’re getting no dessert tonight. Which reminds me, we’re running low on Wagyu beef, the servants better have ordered more or they will be going from kitchen duty to Bo poo-picking-up duty.

  30. Lynn says:

    Barack, looking at pictures of Michelle on the internet: “Loose the boob belt.”

  31. Rafael says:

    He treats me like the help. Well at least he doesn’t treat me like the rest of the country.

  32. Mike T says:

    “…it is a void…” spoken in the synthisized voice of Stephen Hawking.

  33. Vic Kelley says:

    Michelle (looking at the floor):
    “Damn what I be steppin’ in? OH HAIL NAW! Bo I’m gonna beat yo ASS. Sasha, clean up after that damn dog!”

  34. Jack says:

    Barry baby, please don’t be mad at me, I’m really sorry about doing the shocker thing on you, but on Oprah she said guys dig that.

  35. jerrytombs says:

    come on baby just one more vaction before its to late……

  36. big-pete says:

    Behind every failed man is an angry woman.

  37. Tommy says:

    Uh oh…..Michelle, remember when you made that “they do all this over a damn flag” comment ? Uhhh….it’s on Youtube.

  38. bob says:

    Oh my God, he’s updating his resume…

  39. blue says:

    Barry honey, I have to tell you – I’m voting for Romney

  40. jthomp830 says:

    “Michelle was filled with shame when she caught her husband prowling the Free Market web sites”.

  41. Elektra says:

    It’s bigfeetpjs. Yes, the men’s have a flap in the back, too.

  42. Baba says:

    Barack finds out his Chick-fil-a application was rejected.

  43. infidel says:

    Oprah said the gay porn thing was good for a marriage. Now he’s watching it too.

  44. mkultra says:

    Behind every closeted gay man is a sasquatch beard with a racial chip on her shoulder.

  45. mkultra says:

    The night President Obama finds out he was conceived during a pr0n movie directed by Frank Marshal Davis.

  46. Alphamail says:

    “Honey, stop with the teleprompter…I have Beyonce on video…”

  47. vinniejoe says:

    (sigh) It’s almost over honey. Just four more months til we move to Hawaii.

  48. IOpian says:

    What is he finding at Man’s Country that he can’t find right here?

  49. LegalizeFREEDOM says:

    CUT TO:
    E-mail on screen, over the Monitor shot.

    Mr.and Mrs. Obama,
    We regret to inform you that your application for increasing the limit on your Race Card has been rejected…..Sincerely your Employer(s).

  50. LibertyBelle says:

    The whole container of Ben & Jerry’s, I can’t believe you ate ALL of it AGAIN!

  51. grayjohn says:

    “Those nude photos of his mother again…sigh. He never looks at mine anymore.”

  52. Mike McBride says:

    “I wish they hadn’t put Velcro in this wall.”

  53. Barbara McBride says:


  54. Marian says:

    “A billion dollars spent on us and I still can’t get any from this loser.”

  55. epb says:

    “Teletubbies, Barack? Seriously?!” *sigh* At least he’s no longer watching himself giving speeches videos.”

  56. epb says:

    Shush, Michelle, I’m concentrating… Ms. Pac-Man, 9 minutes, same game, — I rule!

  57. Allie says:

    “Barack, why don’t you give up on those iphone instructions? It’s 3 am and the phone has been ringing off the hook!”

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  59. Bob Roberts says:

    I think someone already hit this topic, but this is what I first thought when I saw the image:

    It’s bad enough he’s surfing the net for porn… but GAY PORN?

  60. Bob Roberts says:

    Since the above is already probably taken (I saw the word “gay” as I scrolled down to post that one) I’m scrambling to come up with another.

    “But I don’t want to move back to the south side of Chicago! Why can’t we just stay here, refuse to vacate?”

  61. vinniejoe says:

    It’s useless Barack. That Hillsdale College course on the constitution won’t do you any good now.

  62. Cactiki says:

    “There he goes again, flippin’ off people on Chat Roulette!”

  63. jp says:

    The Agony of Defeat
    “We’ve lost Fl, Va, Pa and now Ohio”

  64. jp says:

    Did BO just poop on the floor?

  65. jp says:

    “I’m gonna poop in every room in the White House before it’s over.”

  66. coldwarrior57 says:

    Ok barack I will do you again with the strap-on and no lube if it means that much to you.

  67. Max & Eric says:

    Watching the Debt clock isn`t going to destroy America any faster.

  68. Jeff says:

    Boo Hoo. How do I tell him he lost all 57 states!

  69. Sam Adams says:

    I’m sorry, Barack. I believed those polls, too.

  70. angrythursday says:

    I’m try’n to think Barry, I just can’t seem to remember where they sell spines at.

  71. Joek Loth says:

    michelle is wondering, “Is my husband having an affair with another man??”
    obamao’s thinking: “I wish michelle would leave so I can call this dude back about hookin up with him. Mmm, talkin bout sme hot chocolate!!”
    (alternate)obamao: I wish michelle would pick her nappy afro out, and get rid of the buckshot too!!”

  72. Bill T says:

    Keep tellin ya barry, no way my big bootie eva gonna look like that again!

  73. Bill T says:

    barry why don’t you just ask pelosi where she got her boob job.

  74. Doc6666 says:

    Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win you are still retarded

  75. Bill T says:

    Moose I really don’t think any of this section 8 housing is up to the lifestyle we’ve become accustomed to!

  76. Darkstar says:

    Michelle thought bubble: “Oh my, is he actually doing work? I just dont know what has gotten into him these days…”

  77. Darkstar says:

    Barack thought bubble: “I really cant believe we can watch commercials on the internet – this one is my favorite! Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow…”

    Michelle thought bubble: “I really should have listened to my parents about this guy”

  78. Darkstar says:

    Barack: “See, it says right there that Al Gore created the internet. Think I might be able to use him speaking about that to help me get reelected?”

  79. Darkstar says:

    stucco between Barack and a Hard Face

  80. True Blue says:

    Barak “Well Michelle, I don’t see anyplace in the Craigslist real estate section that accepts pets; so for Christmas, let’s just eat the dog…”

  81. nolajoe says:

    Michelle, “How do I tell Barack that my vasectomy did not take and that he may be pregnant again”

  82. True Blue says:

    Barak “Hang on a second, I just need to photoshop in the notary’s seal and my newest birth certificate will be finished…”

  83. Hiram Abiff says:

    just a sec Michelle , one last listing on …did you call the movers ?

  84. Drury says:

    Ah hell, he’s watching that “what what in the butt” video again….

  85. Harleybob says:

    I’m sorry his is so much bigger than mine!

  86. ZEP says:

    Just a second LaVaughn, some troll went through the “United States” Wikipedia and put that there is 50 states in the union…noobs.

  87. …The Daily Kos is not happy….

  88. joebafett says:

    I just realized that half of my twitter followers are fake profiles created by nancy polosi.

  89. Joe says:

    “No, barry. I don’t want to wear the strap-on penis anymore.”

  90. joebafett says:

    hang on just finishing my application for mcdonalds

  91. True Blue says:

    “Well, it looks like George Cloony can’t make it to our Al-Queda fundraiser in Aspen this year…”


    “Well, we still have that offer from the Ayers’ to stay on their couch in January…”


    “Sorry Michelle, none of the guys on Craigslist are willing to let you watch…”

  92. Logic_Mine says:

    C’mon Hussein! I’z guess we’z goin backs to da ol’ neighborhood.

    (but I’z takin everything I can wit me)

  93. Scott Hotter says:

    “F” YOU Michelle! If I want to go to Trannie ,I WILL!! You’re not the same Drag Queen I married.

  94. FrankHD says:

    I’m so ashamed…stumped by “tetris”

  95. Restless says:

    “You’re number one, Barack.”
    “Sure. Yeah. You, too.”

  96. Mike Pickering says:

    “If it ain’t the damn teleprompter, it’s the computer!!! Larry’s turn tonight, he’s waitin’ on ya, and you’ve got an early T-off time at the club”.

  97. Extirpates says:

    Oh sheet, that guy’s cork is way bigger than mine!!!!

  98. Heltau says:

    He swore to me he would NEVER get back on “Wifey’s World” again.

  99. Granny Jan says:

    Michelle Obama (not a parody):
    “I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”

  100. jc14 says:

    “Barack, you know you’ll never understand all that Constitution crap on the Hillsdale College website; just fuggedaboutit, baby, and come to bed. Sigh!”

  101. George Mason says:

    That one is not big enough. Oh yeah! Here we go! A nice big one! That will go in my butt nicely!

  102. IslandLifer says:

    Another staged pose shows the absolute misery burning inside.

  103. Bob Smith says:

    “….Romney Wins!….”

  104. Contessa61 says:

    Michelle, “Don’t worry about it Barack. Msnbc and the rest of them will cover it up. Let’s go to bed.”

  105. Ashley32 says:

    Michelle thinking to herself, “How many more times can he watch that Beyonce music video tonight?”

  106. sami says:

    “Damn, my crops all died while I was out campaigning.”

  107. Bob says:

    Michelle dreams of his father.

  108. Randy says:

    “I am so ashamed of Barack, he is watching those Romney videos again.”

  109. Code3 says:

    “Gay porn AGAIN?! You can take Barry out of the bath house, but you can’t take the bath house out of Barry.”

  110. Kelly says:

    Have you seen the price of a one way Uhaul from D.C. to Chicago Michelle?

  111. David says:

    “What????” “I thought I was the only Klingon he looked at.”

  112. Alxandro says:

    “Damn, I forgot the batteries again.”

  113. Sam Adams says:

    Granny Jan says:
    September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Michelle Obama (not a parody):
    “I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”
    +++++++Granny Jan says:
    September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Michelle Obama (not a parody):
    “I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”Granny Jan says:
    September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Michelle Obama (not a parody):
    “I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”

    Poor Barack…he works so hard!!!

  114. Sam Adams says:

    Bitter? You haven’t seen bitter yet!!! Where do you get off telling me we got to move back to Chicago?

  115. Sam Adams says:

    That better be your index finger you are holding up.

  116. ant says:

    I thought it was Iran hacking our banks.

  117. ant says:

    Does someone you know have a problem gambling with other people’s money?…there is ‘hope’…

  118. ant says:

    “If you experience any of these symptoms while taking ‘Hope and Change’…nausea, depression, fear or anxiety, poverty, or feelings of anger…stop taking ‘Hope and Change’ and contact a Romney immediately.”

  119. ant says:

    Obama just found out the film ‘1984’ is free on youtube and it just gets funnier everytime he watches it.

  120. ant says:

    The loss of Reggie the ‘body-man’ has everyone feeling blue.

  121. ant says:

    Mooch knows everytime Barack logs onto Moonbattery noone in the house is gonna be happy that night.

  122. ant says:

    Barack and the Mooch add up their $3 donation total…not good…and wedding season’s over.

  123. ant says:

    Barack books a luxury suite online…while Mooch ponders the sacrifice of having stayed home for a whole day and a half.

  124. ant says:

    “Before you order, Barack, make sure the shipping of the ‘Trojan Twister’ really is discreet, like they say.”

  125. ant says:

    Almost done, hon, just reporting CNN’s Libya report to ‘Attack Watch’.

  126. ant says:

    “Hold on, Michelle, I’m reading ‘The Life of Julia’ and I wanna see how it ends.

  127. ant says:

    “I’m playing ‘Words with Friends’ but it’s all in arabic.”

  128. Ted says:

    “Finding a new job isn’t so easy is it?”.

  129. Kathryn says:

    Damn! I slipped into something more comfortable then realized it was the wrong BO. Where is that dog?

  130. Shooter1001 says:

    The pharmacy is open all night, Barack. Better pick up some batteries with the Viagra, I’ll probably need them!

  131. Shooter1001 says:

    Face it Barack, you just can’t get it done!

  132. Shooter1001 says:

    Barack, why can’t you do to me what you’re doing to the rest of the country?

  133. Shooter1001 says:

    Never mind Barack, Bo took care of it.

  134. Shooter1001 says:

    Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
    Jesus loves you more than you will know
    God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson

    Run along Michele, I’ll be up later.

  135. Richard says:

    It’s OK, Barry. I hear Hitler was impotent, too.

  136. Dystopic PC says:

    All that for a damn fag.

  137. FrankW says:

    Thought bubbles:
    Michelle: “I so hate it when he does not eat what I choose for him”.
    Bammy: “One of these days I am gonna eat what she does not what she preaches.” [Flips the bird {Hidden of course}]

  138. Scott Drummond says:

    “Barry, what’s that gay porn got that I don’t have?”

  139. Piker says:

    Is Gay Porn destroying your marriage?

  140. Bad Barry says:

    It came from the swamp.

  141. katman says:

    “i’d give her the finger but i’m afraid.”

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  143. Shooter1001 says:

    Hitler had one more testicle than you, Barack!! And Jimmy Carter has two more!

  144. Shooter1001 says:

    I’m not angry with you Barack, I just washed off my makeup.

  145. Shooter1001 says:

    C’mon baby, let’s play catch the gorilla!

  146. DaveinMinnesota says:

    “Oh, I thought I saw someone in here….but just an empty chair…”

  147. Shooter1001 says:

    I’m wearin’ those mammyjammys you like.

  148. Karen K. says:

    Barak, I know. I’m looking forward to moving to Hawaii in January too…stop scrolling through the house pics.

  149. WJGBalderama says:

    Wednesday, Nov 7, 2012.

  150. FrankHD says:

    I can’t belive he’s been up for hours trying to come up with a good caption to win a free t shirt!

  151. Bill T says:

    Barack, I don’t think there’s a cure for Electile dysfunction!

  152. Steve Thornberg says:

    lo’dy lo’dy, he be whackin’ t’gay po’n agai.

  153. … and The Beatles thought they had trouble with the Blue Meanies.

  154. Len says:

    Honey, he’s just the mayor of Chicago,now please, come to bed.

  155. Steve T says:

    Hon- does I look like Aunt Esther on Sanford and son?

  156. Gembutsuguy says:

    I’m just not as satisfied as I used to be…and his “electile” dysfunction is getting worse.

  157. Restless says:

    Stupid site. says my qualifications are better suited for dogcatcher than for president.

  158. ant says:

    “When I read my horoscope, do I use my actual birthday or the fraudulent one?”

  159. ant says:

    “Look, hon, two million Egyptians just ‘friended’ me.”

  160. gideonii says:

    Why Reggie and not me?

  161. Rex Freeway says:

    He’s been like that all night. I don’t think he believes he really lost.

  162. Steve T says:

    Or “Honey – do ah’ look likes Aunt Esda’ on Sanfo’d and son?”

  163. Steve T says:

    Where that right hand at – what you doin fool?

  164. Steve T says:

    It’s hurtful when you call me aunt Jemimah!

  165. Doug B says:

    Nov 7, 4am “Barack, come to bed, it’s a landslide and now we can retire to Hawaii; we’ll try again in 4 years ’cause Romney’s sure to screw up worse than you.”

  166. joeh says:

    Barak, you really do suck!

  167. Momster says:

    I wish he wouldn’t obsess so much over Reggie’s vacation pictures that are posted on his facebook page.

    (And–how do I tell him about the other guy in the pictures—or does he already know?)

  168. Sweep the leg says:

    Barack honey, come to be…OMG! He really IS gay!

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