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Nov 12 2012

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:


Second runner up:

“I’ll have a lot more flexibility in my second term, Comrade… Hey, is this mic on?”
—Highway Hospital Student

First runner up:

All in all you’re just another pr*ck on the wall.

The winner:

“No, I told you I don’t need the bus to the 5th precinct — I just voted there 20 minutes ago! Now that I’ve voted here I’m supposed to go to the 2nd precinct and vote there! So which bus do I need?”
—Bob Roberts

Congratulations, Bob Roberts. You have earned a free shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

4 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner”

  1. Sam Adams says:

    Congratulations, Bob. I wanted to note that the great thing about these shirts is that they are longer than normal. You can tuck them in your pants and when you bend over, you don’t have a “plumber moment.”

  2. Jodie says:

    There are many funny ones, but Bob Roberts comment is a clear winner! Very clever!

  3. bob says:

    it’s funny yet it’s sad. Wouldn’t wager a penny that didn’t actually happen….

  4. Bob Roberts says:

    Wow. A lot of great submissions, hard to believe mine was picked. Bob (@ 7:45 a.m.) is correct in every way.

    You know SEIU and others (i.e. those formerly know as ACORN and still just as active at voter registration/election day fraud as they always were, just under new names now) are bussing people from place to place and even state to state to vote multiple times.

    Too bad we can’t prove it.


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