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Nov 19 2012

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:


Second runner up:

You can’t fool flies.

First runner up:

Where’s a fly swatter when you need one?

The winner:

“I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, ‘Why, Obama wouldn’t even harm a fly…'”
—Cat Whisperer

Congratulations, Cat Whisperer. You have earned a free shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

11 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner”

  1. Winston Smith says:

    Maybe he really is one of them Reptilian aliens and it took alot of will power not to have his serpent tongue pull the fly into his mouth as a tasty snack?

  2. mark says:

    Funny how a fly can find a pile of shit, even when its inside a suit! Or maybe it’s just waiting for the bullshit dispenser to open up so the fly can grab lunch.

  3. Judith M. says:

    An homage to Psycho wins! How appropriate!

  4. Mike_W says:

    Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, meets a fan.

  5. Sam Adams says:

    Great captions all!!!

  6. christopher pool says:

    A well deserved win!

  7. dmacleo says:

    lol I didn’t know we could quote south park 🙂

  8. KHarn says:

    Man, I was half-way through the winning caption when I recognised it!


  9. model_1066 says:

    I’d say that well…flies are attracted to shit.

  10. Logic_Mine says:

    I think its rigged. But then again, so was the election.

  11. Jane says:

    I’m first runner up…how will I know if I win by default? What address do you want?

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