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Feb 04 2013

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:


Second runner up:

“What difference does it make?”

First runner up:

“Why do I want this job? Hmmm… we didn’t cover that in the prep.”

The winner:

“Senator Hagel, would you please provide members of this committee with a courtesy flush?”
—Backbone 76

Congratulations, Backbone 76. You have earned a free t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

14 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner”

  1. WTSherman1864 says:

    Lame choices. This shooter fellow made numerous submissions. Seems Moonbattery’s rules are rather Moonbattery-like. In the future I will leave submissions to the rest.

  2. Alphamail says:


    This contest is for fun. Just like the caption contest can have multiple entries, it can also have multiple comments……….

  3. Alphamail says:

    WTSherman1864 is a poor loser.

  4. Alphamail says:

    WTSherman1864 is a fuddy duddy.

  5. Alphamail says:

    WTSherman1864 probably came in last.

  6. Alphamail says:

    WTSherman1864 needs to get laid.

  7. Rob says:

    I thought I had a pretty strong one this time but I didn’t make the cut. My congrats to the winner. I’ll get that T-shirt someday.

  8. Jodie says:

    Maybe it’s time for Obama to step in and regulate the Caption Contest industry./sarc

  9. Rob says:

    But then they will have to ration the shirts so everyone gets one. Of course, the people who already have one will need to pay for ours. 😉

  10. IslandLifer says:

    Well you always have the option to purchase one if you don’t win. In my opinion I should have a drawer full of them lol :)! Heck, I think I just might do it to advertise in this ultra liberal state I call home. Personally I enjoy everyone’s entry and look forward to Saturdays. If I could I’d buy you all one but the greedy government prevents me due to the thieving damage they do to my paycheck.

  11. Rob says:

    True, but I prefer to figure out how to win rather than just throw money at something to solve it. Just having the shirt doesn’t make me a winner.

  12. WTSherman1864 says:

    Like I said, will leave submissions to the rest. I judge the winners just about every week to be lame. Extremely lame. And no, instructions say leave “a” comment. Need to be more specific. Like I said, the contest is completely moonbattery. And to the troll aphasnot, I am a fuddy duddy and poor loser who came in last and would not mind getting laid, if that helps. Now you got your reply so you can lay off of keyboard and possible purchase a life somewhere.

  13. Alphamail says:


    Thank you for leaving submissions to the rest of us, Your Highness….obviously our attempts at humor have been lame and have offended your supreme wisdom and creative genius.

    After your uncanny discovery that Hagel rhymes with Bagel, and then somehow amazingly associating that with cream cheese…well…there’s no reason for anyone here to try and compete with that type of supernatural genius.

    I say we bag the contest and just start mailing you the T-shirts.

  14. Rob says:

    I say we mail him a shovel. Say, I wouldn’t mind winning an official Moonbattery entrenching tool myself. Then I can build my house from what the bourgeoisie have kindly left for the rest of us.

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