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Apr 08 2013

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:

north korean soldiers

Second runner up:

“Say herro to my rittle fliend!”
— Jodie

First runner up:

“Laugh all you want, but these Fruit Cake Battle Hats are fully edible and last for years!”
— GP Fahey

The winner:

Kim Jong Un’s kitchen staff hunting dogs for the upcoming peace talk luncheon with Obama.
— Chris

Congratulations, Chris. You have earned a free t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

4 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner”

  1. dan says:

    twisted…warped and totally hilarious…
    great choices Dave……thanks all

  2. MissAnthropy says:

    LOL. The whole time I’ve been trying to figure out what terrain that camo pattern is supposed to work in. Lime Green Rainforest maybe?

  3. Bob Roberts says:

    North Korea’s Army Is Full of Jumping, Leaping, High-Kicking Martial Artists

    Chuck Norris will handle it.

    Check out the videos:

    First, we get a glimpse of the very organized, in sync, North Korean military doing what appear to be dance steps. Their form is strong and they’re clearly working as a unit. This looks like they’ve put in a lot of time at rehearsals, and it’s paying off. They might make sectionals next year. Here’s a much closer look of their furious dance moves. Their high kicks and are impressively high, though that one guy needs to remember to keep his leg straight. Form is important, guys. The judges are watching. Their punches pack a lot of, well, punch, so they have that going for them. They have a lot of flair. 27 pieces, by my count. (Cultural Reference)

    The North Korean military is also very excited for Wrestlemania this weekend. Here, we see four soldiers demonstrating their wrestling prowess. On the left, one soldier performs a fireman’s carry suplex and appears to kill his victim. He then jumps backward and takes a “bump” himself for good measure. Maybe he was trying to do a “People’s Elbow” like his idol and this weekend’s headliner, The Rock. We have watched this GIF probably 50 times and cannot figure out why he jumps backwards. It will keep us up at night. Because it’s hilarious. (He was trying to do a complete flip and land on his feet, but he missed, obviously.)

    On the right, one soldier ducks a punch to perform a belly-to-back suplex. Any collegiate wrestler would tell you his form needs work, though. Ge gets an assisst from his dance partner jumping into it. It looks like the jumper lands on his head, which isn’t safe, and would be called a “botch” if performed in the ring.

    We cannot figure out a practical application for this flipping manoeuvre on the battlefield but it is undeniably fierce. That roll out is so smooth, so well executed. You can’t hate on this.

    “OK, this is the part where you play dead. Ready, set, go.” They almost invoke memories of the putty patrol from Might Morphin’ Power Rangers.

  4. bruce says:

    See the Norks can’t trust their people in real camouflage, it might give them ideas. Instead they favor the Red Coat theory: the more visible a soldier is the less likely he will run away.

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