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Oct 20 2013

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:

bubble wrap

Second runner up:

“Yeah, it’s hot and stuffy, but it’s the only way to get an affordable deductible under Obamacare.”
— Stockton Jim

First runner up:

The Post Office reveals its model for the replacement line of Just Move! stamps.
— Jeanettesca

The winner:

With the end of the government shutdown, furloughed bureaucrat Wilson P. Noogelman is taken out of mothballs and sent back to his job as Director of Paperclip Distribution at the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
— Paco

Congratulations, Paco. You have earned a free t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

3 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner”

  1. WTSherman1864 says:

    Okay, who’s been playing pin the tail on the winner again?

  2. whotothewhat says:

    Classic I love the last one, “Director of Paperclip Distribution at the Bureau of Labor Statistics.”

  3. Spurwing Plover says:

    Kind of reminds you of the girl from WILLIE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY blows up into a blueberry and i mena Gene Wilders version not Depps putrid remake

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