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Dec 06 2012

ChiCom Sues Wife for Being Ugly

Things have come to a pretty pass when the communist Chinese are beating us even at our national specialty, lunatic lawsuits:

Jian Feng, divorced and sued his wife for being ugly.

He won his case and was awarded a little under £75,000 [$120,855.00] by the judge, Fox 31 reported.

Feng didn’t realize how ugly his wife was until she bore him a hideous daughter. It was then revealed that Mrs. Feng had dropped just under $100,000 on plastic surgery before meeting him. The court ruled that she had duped him into marrying her under false pretenses.

Now that a precedent has been set for suing on the grounds of ugliness, it’s time for an enterprising lawyer to launch a class action suit against Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

  plastic surgery
The evidence: Mrs. Feng before and after.

On a tip from Wiggins.

20 Responses to “ChiCom Sues Wife for Being Ugly”

  1. Sam Adams says:

    Asians really like those big, round eyes.

    Do you have to marry a girl in the US to sue?
    Come to think of it…Barry could probably sue. Then again, Michele might be able to countersue, since she was lead to believe she was marrying a genius.

  2. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    I wonder if it’s too late for me to sue Eleanor?

    I’ll get an answer fast…this place is crawling with lawyers, literally.


  3. Ummah Gummah says:


    How could Mr. Schultz sue Ms. Wasserman? The truth is right there for all to see.


  4. Eleanor in Hell says:

    Go ahead, Franklin…
    I’ll counter sue for Assault With a Dead Weapon,
    you limp sack o’ sh!t.


  5. -sepp says:

    The guy ought to be thanking his lucky stars that he didn’t find out later he was married to a surgically altered MAN!

  6. Bo-Jangles says:

    Imagine if he was married to that wild-eyed crack-head Nancy (botox) Pelosi! He’d win automatically.

  7. Doug says:

    My wife sues me everyday for being ugly.

    Good thing she’s beautiful. It’s an even deal as far as I’m concerned.

  8. artfldgr says:

    it was not on the grounds of ugliness, but on the grounds of misrepresentation, which in every other area would be considered fraud…

  9. Rotohammer says:

    Missed the ears. Yeah, he’ll need that money to fix the kid’s defects. The daughter was lucky to be born at all. On second thought the poor daughter is probably in an orphanage now.

  10. Jodie says:

    I want to see what the husband looks like. I bet he’s ugly.

  11. Hillman says:

    ‘Now that a precedent has been set for suing on the grounds of ugliness, it’s time for an enterprising lawyer to launch a class action suit against Debbie Wasserman Schultz.’

    Bwahahaha. You’re too much Dave. That’s why you’re my favorite blogger.

  12. Jimbo says:

    When I can sue liberals for being butt-ugly and too stupid to breath, then I’ll be happy.

  13. Jimbo says:

    And we should sue Misshell Zero for scaring children.

  14. Canis lupus says:

    Im surprised he actually won!

  15. IslandLifer says:

    Jodie, couldn’t make it through 30 seconds of that video. Nauseating!

  16. Jodie says:


    I’m so sorry that you had to go through that! I was just referring to the before and after pictures of the Debbie Blabbermouth Shmutz makeover. I hope no one else tried to watch that hideous video!

  17. Spider says:

    Jimbo says:
    “And we should sue Misshell Zero for scaring children.”

    And, for her fat ghetto ass and thighs!

  18. Rednosed Randy says:

    Wow. She looks like an extraterrestrial.

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