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Oct 31 2012

Chris Christie and Obama Discover Bromance

rinos on parade

The doubts of those who never trusted Chris Christie as far as they could throw him have been validated by the unseemly bromance that has blossomed like a noxious weed as unscrupulous politicians scramble to capitalize on Sandy. Apparently New York’s ultraliberal Mayor for Life wouldn’t let Obama hog the stage in NYC, so Obama headed south and made a new friend. Catherine Poe gasps,

Christie can’t sing Barry’s praises enough. Have you heard him? You’d think that Obama not only could walk on water, he could part the Red Sea or at least chased Hurricane Sandy away.

This is our guy Christie on “Morning Joe”: “He [Obama] gave me his number at the White House and told me to call him if I needed anything, and he absolutely means it. It’s been very good working with the president and his administration. It’s been wonderful.” …

And then on “Fox and Friends” on Fox News, he gushed again about how great the President is treating him, calling him three times to do whatever is necessary for New Jersey. And he said Obama was just “great.” What about Mitt? He’s history. When asked about Romney coming to the state for a tour of the devastation, Christie snapped that he is “not the least bit interested” in whether Romney is coming to Jersey or not. In fact, he “could care less.”

Allowing himself to become a pre-election prop for Obama’s propaganda machine is the thanks Christie offers the Republican Party in return for granting him an opportunity to tout his own horn (which he did loudly) with the keynote speech at the convention. The lesson is drilled home once again: never ever trust a RINO.

BFFs. Or if not forever, until someone else becomes top federal favor dispenser.

On a tip from The MaryHunter.

50 Responses to “Chris Christie and Obama Discover Bromance”

  1. Bob Roberts says:

    So what do we take away from this? Obama’s into fatties?

  2. The MaryHunter says:

    Well Bob, that would be consistent with what we already know.

  3. Goldenfoxx says:

    Oh, oh, oh, the Moose ain’t going to be happy with that photo op!

  4. The MaryHunter says:

    So, Christie could “care less” about $6 trillion more debt, about more green energy boondoggles, about more Obamacare, about more illegals, about more taxes, about more international embarrassment, about more Iranian nukes, about [no] more Israel…

    Statism is just so much easier than conservatism, after all, which takes caring more and giving a damn.

  5. blue says:

    maybe they met at Man Country in Chicago????
    just wondering

  6. blue says:

    looks like Christie borrowed M’Chel’s eating shovel……

  7. blue says:

    so if Obama wins, Christie gets to be what…Secretary of Fat People??

  8. Jodie says:

    Christie lost me when he came out in support of the Ground Zero Victory Mosque.

  9. MicahStone says:

    Per the photo: Laural and Hardy are BACK TOGETHER !!!
    I hear that RINO-socialist slapstick humor is the best.

  10. Master Skeptic says:

    Well, Mr. Christi, I-and I suspect more than a few
    others- am not amused.

  11. Anon-Y-Mouse says:

    We will not forget, Mr. Christie.


    November, baby.

  12. Python says:

    Billy Graham’s Prayer For Our Nation/s


    ‘Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, ‘Woe to those who call evil good,’ but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self-esteem. We have abused power and called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor’s possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression. We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search us, Oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from sin and Set us free. Amen!’
    With the Lord’s help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and wholeheartedly become our desire so that we once again can be called ‘One nation under God!’

  13. Python says:

    Good luck in the lections and if you don’t normally pray then you’d better start the same as we are over here because if our current governments get back in we are in a lot of trouble. My wife and I are actually thinking of moving overseas – one problem though, where?

  14. IslandLifer says:

    Lol! Welcome to the dog and pony show! Can someone grab me a large bucket of popcorn? Like I said….you’d better prepare yourself for what’s coming. Ok, back to the show.

  15. Fred C. Dobbs says:

    Watching Cavuto and it gets interrupted by the Obama/Christie show. It sickens me listening to Christie gush on and on about how awesome the Bamster is doing. Then Jug-ears himself steps up. I had to mute it, but he went on for like ten minutes. How hard would it have been for Christie to tell Chairman 0 to just stay home and keep out of the way. There was no call for him blatantly giving him a photo-op.


  16. facebkwallflower says:

    Wow, first time my gaydar went off for Christie but now that it has, my-oh-my, it doesn’t stop beeping at any pic I look at of him. Been testing the gaydar equipment out all day, even had it calibrated but it still goes off for Christie pics.

    On another note: “Everywhere I travel today, it is, “Obama has commander in chief moment with Sandy” Uh, excuuuuse me, but he is NOT commander in chief of civilians and states and even FEMA. He is cic of the military. Am I missing something here in my education? Do I need correcting and educated on this?”

  17. IslandLifer says:

    @Python, there is no use running but I would suggest to get out of the city if you’re in one.

  18. facebkwallflower says:

    @Fred, so agree with you. How hard would it be for Christie to just report in without the opinating and fawning? How hard is it to say, “I called the president and he has supplied such and such?” This is so artificial one is left suspecting that it was a requirement to praise and load on the accolades as payment for a response from federal government, Obama, fema, the works. Is Chrisie doing what he must to get through this for his state?

  19. facebkwallflower says:

    @blue — enjoyed your comments. Short and sweet!

  20. isit1984yet says:

    Laurel and Hardy

  21. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    My first guess, and likely scenario is Christie is just another rino, made of rubber.
    Guess #2 Rioting ?
    One union thug in Camden has already suggested threats of riots to bump police hiring.
    This storm could be the perfect crisis.

  22. Highway Hospital Student says:

    C’mon guys…you know Chrithie hath a thing for gay muthlims:

    …and thometimes when holding your true love tight, it just doethn’t matter what people think, damit!

  23. Highway Hospital Student says:

    They must be talking about Reggie again.

  24. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Either that, or Chrissie is saying, “Another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stanley!”

  25. MicahStone says:

    RINO christie: does standing next to this socialist extremist make me look even fatter?
    Yes – and even more fat-headed.

  26. Anon-Y-Mouse says:

    …and yet Hugh Hewitt (who I respect quite a lot) is saying he thinks the Christie thing is not only OK, but helps Romney.


    What the heck am I missing here?

  27. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Chrissie says to BO:

    “Then Bush turns around to the bartender and says: ‘See?, …see?…I told you no one cares about Muslims'”

    (– after having said: “George Bush is drunk at a bar and tells a guy that he wants to nuke ten million muslims and one Blond. So the guy at the bar asks ‘why the Blond?'”)

  28. Alxandro says:

    Michelle, you’ve lost weight.

  29. James McEnanly says:

    Give them bowler hats, and they could go out as Laurel and Hardy

  30. IslandLifer says:

    @Mousy, the only rational opinion I heard was to draw Obongo to NJ keeping him occupied and away from key states. Pffff. Only time will tell us all the truth.

  31. czuch says:

    kinda figgered he was like that, but didnt know he was a chubby chaser. Want another donut??

  32. Your Inner Voice says:

    This is the guy Anne Coulter, who was(is)a GOProud adviser, wanted desperately to be the party nominee for presidential candidate in the 2012 race. She ended up w/ Mitt…we’ll soon she to what degree Mitt is an improvement over ChrisChrissy.

  33. Your Inner Voice says:

    Rush had several possible explanations for Chrissy’s stunt today on his show, and every one of them sounded plausible when he explained them.
    One explanation was that it was a rope-a-dope of Obama time/money in the very short time left in the campaign.

    Another was that Obama forced himself on Christie(Heh!) with the club of emergency dollars over Chrissy’s head.

    Another was Christie’s totally pragmatic need for emergency money for his state that he really does care about.

    New Jersey is VERY liberal and is good optics for Christie (who doubtless has higher aspirations)to be non-partisan in an emergency for the sake of his constituents, and to make the GOP look good at the same time (mind you, “good” by RINO definition)while Mitt continues to campaign.

    Another explanations is that it is a combination of all of the above: suck up to a money source while sucking up his remaining campaigning time, and looking good to liberal constituents who are themselves in desperate need NOW, and taking the heat in place of Mitt(whom, it is speculated, is a close associate of Mitt’s privately, and is a RINO as well) who wants to look bi-partisan but has to campaign.

    …Or, maybe Chrissy’s is another Crist.

  34. Hybrid Lemon says:


    Apparently, Governor Christie was not secured tonight as he observed the devastation over Lakehurst, New Jersey…

    He is reported to have struck a mooring mast and his body burst into flames. Within moments, he had crashed to the ground.

    Oh, the humanity.

  35. facebkwallflower says:

    hey, if this is a picture during the Sandy devastation, then why the heck is hussein laughing and so full of mirth and merriment. Onne would think he would be overwhelmed and if he could not muster up that level of feeling, well, he should at least know, socially, how to reign it in. Was this a Sandy Disaster photo?

  36. Jodie says:

    Photo caption: When asked about the devastation from hurricane Sandy, Obama said, “It’s not optimal,” then broke out in laughter.

  37. IslandLifer says:

    Good one Jodie. Caption: “Well little buddy since I can’t stick my head up there I hope you like my thumb”

  38. Clingtomyguns says:

    isit1984yet says:
    October 31, 2012 at 2:35 pm Laurel and Hardy

    Yep, my first thought. But then, more like Deliverance’s Ned Beatty and Brokeback Bathhouse Barry.

  39. Lisa says:

    You know Obama and Company are laughing behind Christie’s back. What a pair. Christie should show a little bit of dignity. He claims to support Romney but that would mean he may have to wait another 8years to run for the presidency. If OB wins it’ll only be 4 years. That is if Obama leaves at all. We could be in for another one of Obama’s “mandates.”. President for Life anyone?

  40. Ummah Gummah says:


    I’ve literally turned blue in the face posting on Conservative blogs that CC is a big fat hypocrite who pals around with moslems and who supported the Ground Zero Hamasque.

    He appointed a moslem to New Jersey Superior Court, among other things.

    I’ve been onto CC since Day One and breathed a sigh of relief when Paul Ryan was chosen to round out the Romney ticket. I was really afraid he’d choose Condoleeza [this Benghazi situation was too confusing for the won to act sooner than he did] Rice or Krispy Kreme Chrystie.

    Now that he’s willingly exposed himself, may he switch parties and be done with it. And we with him.


  41. Ummah Gummah says:


    Seriously, he just placed himself openly to the left of Bloomberg. There is absolutely no room to the left of Bloomberg in the GOP, even counting OWIMPya Snowe, Boeh-Hoo, McLAME and Grahamnesty.


  42. Ummah Gummah says:


    Had another look at the pic. Eeeeeeeeeewwww!


  43. Jodie says:

    Thanks IslandLifer!

  44. Have some tea says:

    Never EVER trust a RINO. In memory of self serving Arlen Specter.

  45. Sickening, and linked at RR

  46. Angry Canuck says:

    Yeah, that is a knife in your back.

  47. ray loose says:

    Come on barack, you can’t treet new york and new jersey, like benghazi.

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