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May 29 2012

Chris Hayes Snivels, Crawls, Apologizes

While the rest of us honored America’s heroes yesterday, effete metrosexual Chris Hayes of MSNBC was issuing a sniveling apology for his Sunday proclamation that he feels “uncomfortable” using that term for bloodthirsty Christofascist jingoist homophobic oppressors of the righteously victimized because it is “rhetorically proximate” to saying it’s okay to fight America’s enemies.

Similarly, I feel uncomfortable calling members of the lib media “Americans.”

Not that long ago, lefties spat on troops returning from conflict. Now they duckspeak about rhetorical approximations and hide behind insincere apologies as soon as someone points out what vermin they are. Even liberals should have the courage of their convictions. But the moonbats at NBC News aren’t exactly heroes.

Unworthy of respect at any level.

On tips from G. Fox, SR, TrickleUpPolitics, and Shawn.

31 Responses to “Chris Hayes Snivels, Crawls, Apologizes”

  1. Maudie N Mandeville says:

    Similarly, I feel uncomfortable calling members of the lib media “Americans.”

    Good one!

  2. Maudie N Mandeville says:

    Separated at birth? Chris Hayes and the dyke from Air America now on MSNBC.

  3. JNN says:

    I went to college with little losers like this one. They think of themselves are smart, worldly, etc. The reality is that they are great examples of Low-T raised “boys” who have had years of exposure to limo. liberalism, especially feminism. Natural selecton will take care of them.

  4. wingmann says:

    chris is rachel madcow with a slight makeover.

  5. StanInTexas says:

    It must truly gall Hayes that his bosses made him apologize for saying what he truly believes. What happened to journalistic freedom and the 1st Amendment?

    I blame George Bush and Ronald Reagan for this travesty!

    {/sarcasm off}

  6. EXFED4 says:

    This twerp’s parents could have changed everything about the eventual outcome of their spawn, by giving him a BB gun and letting him go outside once in a while!

  7. Gary C. says:

    Similarly, I feel uncomfortable calling liberal males men.

  8. Spider says:

    Obviously, this effeminate radical Leftist was born with, not a silver spoon in his mouth, but a platinum one. This fag never worked a day in his useless life, yet he sits there and berates highly dedicated and brave people who sacrifice all for this country. He/she/it is a perfect example of what msnbc has to offer. Nothing!

  9. FrankW says:

    Serious question for a moment. I have a masters degree. I have likely read 10,000+ books over my lifetime. I have been engaged in debate countless times. WTF does “rhetorically proximate” mean?
    The closest I get is “nearly no answer expected”.
    And secondarily (and rhetorically) why is it only little effeminate weasels like that use phrases like that?

  10. Sam says:

    If you do a search on “rhetorically proximate,” every single hit comes back to this skidmark’s comments over the weekend.

    I’m inclined to think he took two polysyllabic words and mashed them together in an effort to sound smart. Sophistry, thy name is Christopher Hayes.

    If you dig into his background, there are some serious discrepancies — his only degree is his BA in Philosophy from Brown, but there’s mention that he was an Adjunct Professor at St. Augustine College. Typically one needs at least a graduate degree in order to even become an Adjunct.

    Oh, and his child (he bred, unfortunately) has the hyphenated last name of he and his wife. I guess we know who wears the pants in that house…

  11. modd kenwood says:

    the new darling of the left. certainly he’ll be invited to numerous fetes this summer for his reckless rhetoric where he’ll be the toast of the upper west side…

  12. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    The guy just can’t help but spew word salad. Look at the text of his “apology”. Oh, and consider that he is the editor-at-large of the lefty pub The Nation.

    “On Sunday, in discussing the uses of the word ‘hero’ to describe those members of the armed forces who have given their lives, I don’t think I lived up to the standards of rigor, respect and empathy for those affected by the issues we discuss that I’ve set for myself,” Hayes says in a written statement. “I am deeply sorry for that.”

    Hayes continues:

    As many have rightly pointed out, it’s very easy for me, a TV host, to opine about the people who fight our wars, having never dodged a bullet or guarded a post or walked a mile in their boots. Of course, that is true of the overwhelming majority of our nation’s citizens as a whole.[A non-apology apology] One of the points made during Sunday’s show was just how removed most Americans are from the wars we fight, how small a percentage of our population is asked to shoulder the entire burden and how easy it becomes to never read the names of those who are wounded and fight and die, to not ask questions about the direction of our strategy in Afghanistan, and to assuage our own collective guilt about this disconnect with a pro-forma ritual that we observe briefly before returning to our barbecues. [So, during his “apology” he managed to take a swipe at middle America for our Memorial Day traditions.]

    But in seeking to discuss the civilian-military divide and the social distance between those who fight and those who don’t, [I guess this is more libtard speak for how only poor people join the military, right out of the Vietnam era. Get some new talking points, libtard!] I ended up reinforcing it, conforming to a stereotype of a removed pundit whose views are not anchored in the very real and very wrenching experience of this long decade of war. And for that I am truly sorry.

    So, what he is really sorry for is for insufficiently criticizing the War in Afghanistan. During Watergate there was talk about the “non-denial denial”. This is a “non-apology apology”. Vermin.

  13. Joe says:

    Hustler magazine could do a similar job on him as they did to S.E. Cupp, except the truth is, no one would wonder.

  14. Birdie Num Num says:

    This cockroach is a typical, iconic example of 90% of the uni-think clones who populate and dominate the media.
    This one just happen to be careless and let the mask and tongue slip briefly.

  15. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    I forgot to add attribution for the story. It’s from The Weekly Standard.

    “how small a percentage of our population is asked to shoulder the entire burden” just pisses me off every time I read it. As a Vietnam era veteran, I remember vividly the whole meme about how poor blacks and other poor people were being railroaded [drafted] to fight the white man’s war. Now that there is no draft, people choose to join. If Charlie Rangel had his way [look at the bill he keeps submitting] the draft would come back to, acc to his twisted logic, make the military more equal. He said he would force us to be free. [Yeah, I know.] The size of the military is ultimately decided by Congress. Check out sequestration and the plan to let troops go, libtard. Whose idea was that do you think?
    I just hate guys like him.

  16. dmgore says:

    Why do libs wear those glasses?

  17. Lagnar says:

    Dave, you took the words right out of my mouth, only better.

  18. Jay B. says:

    My God, look at that effete little beta male. Another little piece of shit believing he’s better than a soldier on duty because he buys expensive lotion.

  19. Marian says:

    I would pay money to put this yellow-bellied, military hating wimp in a room with Marine veterans and watch what happens. Oooh it would be so delicious.

  20. Jay B. says:

    Marian says:
    Looking at him, he’d be a stuttering little thing and the moment he’s in front of a computer he would call them names on a blog.

  21. Louisiana Steve says:

    I find it hard calling the folks at MSNBC journalists.

  22. Jay B. says:

    TED says:
    Is that your kiddo? She’s cute as a button.

  23. Geeknerd says:

    Orwell called it “duckspeak”

  24. Charlotte says:

    Conservative twitter OWNED this. Once he said it…the twitter war was on….

    Can’t remember the exact hashtag, but it was something like this: #chrishayesheroics (or something similar). WHAT A HOOT!!! Best one I read (and there were tons) was that he went in the shallow end of the pool without floaties!!! Everytime I see this jerkoff I will think of that. Unable to call him what I really think because it would be prolifically profane.

    Ridicule. It’s what on the dims dinner plate. YUM.

    Twitter rules!!!

  25. Sam says:

    I would actually watch MSNBC if this happened. Chris Hayes would be perfect for an “OVULATES” sign around his neck.

  26. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    To clear your palate, watch Trace Adkins and the West Point Glee Club sing “Till the Last Round’s Fired”

  27. Drew says:

    Chris Hayes the weak effeminate little bitch prestitute.

  28. Drew says:

    Chris Hayes the weak effeminate little bitch prestitute.

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