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Dec 28 2017

Churchill Movie Comes with Health Warning

The moonbattery is everywhere — even in a movie about the ultimate countermoonbat, Winston Churchill. Churchill’s ever-present cigars were iconic…

Yet the makers of a new biopic of the wartime leader have still deemed it necessary to warn film-goers that ‘the depictions of tobacco smoking are based solely on artistic consideration’.

The ludicrous health alert comes in the final credits of Darkest Hour, in which Gary Oldman has been acclaimed by critics for his performance as the former Prime Minister.

Actually, the depictions of tobacco smoking are more likely to be based on historical rather than artistic consideration. Churchill, who lived to be 90, habitually smoked cigars.

However, cigar smoking having been determined to be politically incorrect, history is undergoing revision, so that Churchill no longer smoked cigars. Refer to the photographic evidence. Stalin’s regime used similar techniques.

When cigars have been completely removed from Churchill’s life, they will have to do a remake of Darkest Hour, reflecting the new historical fact that he didn’t smoke.

On tips from Lyle.



19 Responses to “Churchill Movie Comes with Health Warning”

  1. THE LIEBERAL MEDIA says:

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    We need a health warning for libs about islam. Something that Winston Churchill adamantly warned about.

    Oh and remember Marie Larf.. here she claims credit for obarfma for defeating ISIS:

    http://www.breitbart.com/video/2017/12/28/marie-harf-strategy-led-defeat-isis-laid-obama-administration/
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  2. rpp618 says:

    Well, they have already white-washed the fact that Churchill himself claimed to drink a quart of whisky a day.

  3. I never see movies, so perhaps I’ve missed where they show warnings about the dangers of extra-marital sex – STDs, unplanned pregnancies, emotional damage, etc.

  4. Jodie says:

    I wish they would put a warning label on Obama. I get nausea, headaches, and cramping when I see his face or hear his voice. And he won’t go away!

  5. magic1114 says:

    More stupidity. Excuse me, I need to find a smoke… And maybe a beer.

  6. Eddie_Valiant says:

    He smokes ….and carries a gun???? TRIGGERED!

  7. Franklyfrank says:

    Congratulations! You gave me the first belly laugh if the day!
    Excellent.

  8. James McEnanly says:

    The photographer who took the definitive portrait of Churchill got hime to look like that by taking away his cigar.
    http://www.churchillsocietyct.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wsc.jpg

  9. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Wipe out cigars and cigarettes but open up marijuana stores because it’s so good for you.

    Is there more blatant hypocrisy? I haven’t found it.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Is not hypocritical when wonderful heroic Leftists do it, comrade!
    https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mr-peabody-sherman/images/2/20/Boris_Badenov.png

  11. Anonymous says:

    And uniform too… he might not have had a weapon on him here, but one never knew.
    http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/gettyimages-102165893.jpg

  12. Anonymous says:

    Went out with the Hayes Code…

  13. Leonard Jones says:

    Churchill smoked big fat cigars. Liberals smoke big fat members.
    I may be crazy but I will take my chances with cancer over Anally
    Injected Death Serum any day!

  14. roccolore says:

    England doesn’t have a Winston Churchill, but a Neville Chamberlain. And veganism is more deadly than cigar smoking.

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