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Aug 09 2017

College Offers Moonbat Wokeshop

A Christian is saved. A moonbat is woke. Becoming truly woke can require systematic brainwashing. This is provided through our lavishly taxpayer-subsidized system of higher education:

Lewis and Clark College [in Portland, Oregon] will host a series of “WOKEshops” during the fall semester to teach students about “different forms of oppression and privilege.”

According to an advertisement for the new series, the so-called “WOKEshops” (derived from the popular social justice slang term “woke”) are designed to help participants “engage in critical reflection, dialogue with people from different backgrounds, explore various identities, and understand systemic privilege and oppression.” …

One “WOKEshop” called “The Power of Language,” for instance, will teach students “about inclusive language and the power of words” while offering strategies “for speaking up against hurtful language.”

For more on the power of language, reread the part of 1984 that discusses limiting thought by curtailing vocabulary.

In a “Self Care for Social Justice Advocates” workshop, meanwhile, students are encouraged to attend if they “feel like the more ‘woke’ [they] become, the more stressed [they] are,” exploring “the ways that social advocacy adds to [their] stress and how to more fully integrate ‘rest.’”

Stress among pampered college snowflakes who extent childhood into their 20s is considered a serious issue.

Another “WOKEshop,” titled “Oppression, Privilege, and Microaggressions,” asks students who have “experienced or witnessed a form of oppression” to come learn “how they show up in our lives.”

It doesn’t say crying towels are provided, so be sure to bring your own, in case the microaggression sob stories tug on your heartstrings.

The future does not have anything pleasant in store for the generation of sniveling, self-pitying, self-hating fools liberal social engineers have been cultivating.

What colleges are increasingly about.

On tips from J and Torcer.

16 Responses to “College Offers Moonbat Wokeshop”

  1. Bosun Higgs says:

    Libs maintaining the NewSpeak inversion of meaning—”woke” for those somnambulants posing as brainiacs.

    At least we don’t need sunglasses to spot them.

  2. Kevin R. says:

    All those people are going to be good for is pulling plows and cannon fodder in wars.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Woke: That Leftist delusion can become real if one believes hard enough.

  4. grayjohn says:

    Higher(?) education has become a waste of time and money. Especially money. Tens of thousands of dollars to end up knowing nothing and being incompetent for even the simplest jobs. Trade school, or go to work. College is pointless.

  5. KHarn says:

    I’m torn. On the one hand, I’m thrilled that there are people who are savvy enough to take advantage of social trends to make a buck; but on the other hand, THIS IS F**KING STUPID!

  6. FromNJ says:

    White students are welcome at these Wokeshops.
    Provided they sit in the back, keep their mouths shut, and accept the blame for EVERYTHING..

  7. grayjohn says:

    I don’t think they’d learn that much. If Woke was Shineola maybe.

  8. Frank says:

    For those who don’t read German, the Nazi message is “Germany, Awake”! Nice to have the Nazis back. They’re a welcome change from the crazy N. Koreans.

  9. Swordie says:

    My pineal gland just uncalcified.

  10. vladdy says:

    So when is the workshop to teach correct grammar? For universities to spread this crummy, ebonics version of “awake” shows exactly where their heads are (in case anyone didn’t know). It is like all the “journalists” picking up on obama’s misstated “red line.” You don’t warn by drawing a “red line,” dum dum. It’s a “line in the sand.” Sigh. (And “optics”? BHO always spoke like an ESL student.)

    Oh, one more, since they’re in the news. If people would stop saying “google it” when they mean “research it” or “look it up,” it might tear into some of the omnipotent entity’s 80% of the world’s search business (and maybe even affect their work with the Left, biased algorhythms, tracking, and data-mining.) We have kids at schools who don’t even know the concept of “various search engines” ’cause they’re learning that, in research, the first thing to do is turn on google! Arrrggh!

  11. 127guy says:

    The flatulence from all those vegans in one place will surely be contributing to “global warming…”

  12. 127guy says:

    All for the generous price of $60K annually…

  13. ICEvictim says:

    “different forms of oppression and privilege.”
    are they going to teach them about the crusade against white hetero males??

  14. ICEvictim says:

    well sure, they’re all down at the bathhouse with King Putt

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