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Feb 29 2012

College Students Demand We Pay Them to Have Constant Sex With Each Other

Tuition at Georgetown University Law School is $23,432.50 per semester. According to liberal moochers, that doesn’t leave enough for even the richest of rich kids to pay for contraception:

Speaking at a hearing held by Pelosi to tout Pres. Obama’s mandate that virtually every health insurance plan cover the full cost of contraception and abortion-inducing products, Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke said that it’s too expensive to have sex in law school without mandated insurance coverage.

Apparently, four out of every ten co-eds are having so much sex that it’s hard to make ends meet if they have to pay for their own contraception, Fluke’s research shows.

“Forty percent of the female students at Georgetown Law reported to us that they struggled financially as a result of this policy (Georgetown student insurance not covering contraception), Fluke reported.

It costs a female student $3,000 to have protected sex over the course of her three-year stint in law school, according to her calculations.

Wow, that’s a lot of money. No wonder she wants to force other people to pay for it through their insurance premiums.

Condoms cost about $1 apiece at CVS, not that anyone needs to pay that much when Planned Parenthood and others give them away or sell them at a discount. Miss Flake must have a very active social life, especially considering that Georgetown is a Catholic university, where you would hope some vestigial remnants of morality still survive, even in the District of Columbia.

On tips from Fiberal, J, Shawn, R F, and G. Fox.



101 Responses to “College Students Demand We Pay Them to Have Constant Sex With Each Other”

  1. Agnostic Conservative says:

    These are your future lawyers, judges and legislators American.

    Take a good look at these special snowflakes.

  2. Agnostic Conservative says:

    And you are wrong Dave. Catholic University girls are the easiest in my experience.

  3. StanInTexas says:

    Interesting!

    Sandra Fluke’s entire argument is “I’m a flaming slut and demand you subsidize my lifestyle while I attend law school.”

    Perhaps she would like us to pay for the gas in her Lexus and her meals at Ruth’s Chris Steak House as well.

  4. Keith in Seattle says:

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS PATHETIC HARLOT CAN KEEP HER STINKY LEGS CLOSED. I”M NOT PAYING FOR HER TO BE A DIRTY SLUT….

  5. Shooter1001 says:

    C’mon Ms. Fluke you couldn’t get laid on Death Row with a bag full of pardons. Who are you kidding?

  6. Rob A says:

    I like what Santorum’s friend recommended: keep an aspirin between your knees! It’s a lot cheaper and one bottle of aspirin will last you a long time.

  7. RICH says:

    Shut your whore mouth.

  8. LouieLouie says:

    Clearly, her surname has been misspelled here.

  9. SpringTexas says:

    According to this site, http://tinyurl.com/7az9nuy, you can get condoms for .41 cents each if you purchase multi-packs. So if she and her friend are having sex once a day for a year they should be paying only $149.65 per year for condoms (.41 x 365.)

  10. lao's mom says:

    lao, now see what you could have been doing if you just buckled down and went to college instead of staying in the basement all day working for mister Soros!

  11. Dr. 9 says:

    Maybe she should try keeping her legs closed.

  12. metalgarth says:

    I’m wondering what the Cousin Itt look-alike with glasses was doing under that table.

  13. james says:

    Just like a KKK azz to single out a Catholic university

  14. james says:

    And fuq Agnostic pu$$y-boy

  15. nobarack08 says:

    abstinence costs nothing.

  16. SpringTexas says:

    According to this 2007 article, http://tinyurl.com/7s5o3jc, college women were paying $30 to $50 per month for the pill. That’s only $600 a year ($50 x 12 months.) Even over a course of 3 years (Fluke’s estimate) that’s still only $1800. So where is Fluke getting her $3,000 figure?

  17. PostHaste says:

    One aspirin is all it takes.

  18. Brian_Boru says:

    Today, a smelly whore with a man-head haircut who can’t keep her legs crossed or her mouth shut. Tomorrow, a superior court judge who throws out the jury and enters a directed verdict.

  19. metalgarth says:

    So where is Fluke getting her $3,000 figure?

    She’s also figuring in the amount of booze the average male has to drink before she starts looking good.

  20. Mr. X says:

    This generation of self-absorbed indigo children have absolutely no human dignity. It’s quite creepy.

  21. Alborn49 says:

    Cry me a river. This person is so ignorant it speaks volumes as to the kind of education students get now days. I read where you can get the pill in Georgetown area Target for $9.00 a month. Do these people have so much money that they do not know how to compare prices? These whiners are disgusting. If my children had turned out like these people I see on TV I would be in jail because I would have beat them to death. Nothing is free. What you get “free” someone has worked for so you could have it “free”. When we stop working you people will starve to death. Maybe that is not a bad idea. Bring the system down we will survive.

  22. Conan says:

    She’ll suck cock to climb the corporate ladder.

  23. Kevin R. says:

    She’s beginning her career as a democratic party operative with a bang.

  24. Randall says:

    Something that should be said to all lawyers, so I’ll just say it: “Suck it.” Saves money too.

    Although a second look at her (retch) makes me wonder why she needs contraception. No man I know, and I know some dogs, would hit that. Unless he used a shovel….

  25. Kevin R. says:

    MY CONTRACEPTIVE HAUL

    http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/292202/my-contraceptive-haul-charles-c-w-cooke

    All free, all the time. I get the distinct impression that moonbats don’t have romance, they’re just rutting like wild animals.

  26. h. says:

    The ugly bitch on the floor looks like the offspring of Michael Moore.

  27. […] Moonbattery – Tuition at Georgetown University Law School is $23,432.50 per semester. According to liberal moochers, that doesn’t leave enough for even the richest of rich kids to pay for contraception: […]

  28. SpringTexas says:

    Usually women who have that much sex charge a fee. Everywhere else other than Liberal Land they are known as prostitutes. And Georgetown University is in Washington, DC. Maybe Fluke needs to check into the Washington Department of Health FREE condom program:

    http://doh.dc.gov/doh/cwp/view,a,1371,q,603907.asp

  29. Jay says:

    Here’s a thought, Ms. Fluke: Either don’t have sex or buy your own damn contraception.

  30. Jay says:

    And if Ms. Fluke is the one having $3,000 worth of protected sex in college, what does that say about the quality of women at that college?

  31. John Lewis says:

    “I’m a flaming slut and demand you subsidize my lifestyle while I attend law school” – flaming slut or not, it’s pathetic when a woman has to pay for sex. Two thoughts: why doesn’t Georgetown hire a madam to teach them how to make money from sex? And, the last time I checked, masturbation was free.

  32. lao says:

    “Republicans being against sex is not good,” the G.O.P. strategist Alex Castellanos (said) mournfully. “Sex is popular.”

  33. StanInTexas says:

    John, while all that is true, no Liberal will accept such honesty. They must be allowed and celebrated for doing anything and everything their heart’s desire, AND they expect others to pay for it.

  34. StanInTexas says:

    Loa,

    An off-topic Lie. Why am I not surprised.

  35. Fiberal says:

    Lao-Z,

    Not surprised to find you on this post. You realize of course, that this thread is not about homosexuality?

    I also don’t imagine very many people want to hear about your relentless diarrhea condition either.

    Its difficult to have original thoughts, but look…..when the subject moves away from homosexuality or diarrhea, you hide behind the Cut&Paste.

    Just gotta do anything for attention, huh?

    BTW how goes the clean-up activities at your house? Your mom holdin’ up okay or what?

  36. lao says:

    LOL!!!

    Would a New York Times writer lie about what a Republican said?

    Ghastly Outdated Party

    stanwee, apparently believes the following comment of his is “on topic”.

    Perhaps she would like us to pay for the gas in her Lexus and her meals at Ruth’s Chris Steak House as well.

  37. StanInTexas says:

    Republicans are NOT against sex, Lao.

    The person that sid that is an IDIOT, as is the person that posted it here as if it were relevant!

  38. lao says:

    LOL!! stanwee, I have never doubted that a great many Republicans are idiots.

  39. JNN says:

    Someone contact her parents and slap the S&@T out of them. They raised a well spoken pathetic deadbeat freeloader.

  40. StanInTexas says:

    loa, you are NOT a Republican.

  41. AC says:

    You know, it takes two to tango, and when I was in school, the guys bought (or got freebie) condoms.

    Women are equals now, so take that baloney inflated figure and cut it in half. Any guy who refuses to chip in half the cost of getting laid is probably a loser not worth having coffee with, let alone hooking up with.

    Judging by the numbers, I’d guess what they did was take the cost of the most expensive birth control pill and add that to single condoms, purchased and used daily, over an erroneously high 30 days per month.

    Heaven forbid these future leaders shop their birth control to Walmart, buy condoms in bulk online, and come to the stunning realization that 30 days of sex in a month is not realistic.

    A couple hundred bucks a year per couple is realistic. Oh well, college students will simply have to take that out of the budget for cigarettes, booze, weed, video games, pizza, road trips, movies, music, Jello swimming pools, etc.

  42. lao says:

    I’m really disappointed that blount didn’t use the original headline:

    Sex-Crazed Co-Eds Going Broke Buying Birth Control

    Is there any truth to the rumor that Georgetown has been swamped with enrollment applications?

  43. Fiberal says:

    In fairness to Ms. Fluke, I would just like to point out the possibility that she is perhaps the most accommodating female on the campus.

  44. StanInTexas says:

    “accommodating female”

    Fiberal, you mispelled WHORE!

  45. Fiberal says:

    Lao-Z,

    The topic is not going to swing to homosexuality; give it up.

    And if you can’t post in a serious, adult manner, just go help your mom with the clean-up.

  46. AC says:

    And for F’s sake, I went to an Ivy, and not even the super broke kids on scholarships seemed to have any problem buying contraception, even after having been tapped out by ridiculous book costs, student fees, and the cost of living in that area.

    Even some of the rich kids tried to save money on one thing so they would have that much more to party.

    Above and beyond that, even some of the rich kids with generous stipends from super wealthy parents would still compare prices and buy in bulk, because, well you know, many of them conformed to a real-world stereotype which isn’t mentioned in politically correct company, despite the elements of truth behind it.

    If not getting knocked up is that damn expensive then she had better tell her boyfriend to borrow a kippah and get to work learning to comparison shop.

    People prioritize their spending. If a student has to choose between getting laid, getting drunk, getting baked, and getting a new iGadget, then so be it.

    I won’t be shedding any tears for those who whine on and on about not having enough money for unnecessary activities to distract them from their studies.

  47. Fiberal says:

    Stan,

    Seems to me that rather than a business, Ms. Fluke is running a personal charity service.

  48. nobarack08 says:

    I thought prostitutes had to buy their own supplies, did I miss something here or was that how she was paying for her tuition?

  49. Fiberal says:

    Lao-Z,

    Once your RDC* is cleared up, you may want to contact Ms. Fluke.

    Its never too late to change your perverse ways you know.

    .
    *Relentless Diarrhea Condition

  50. AC says:

    The topic is not going to swing to homosexuality; give it up.

    I can swing it there easily.

    Public subsidization of birth control is oppressive towards homosexuals, who are being forced to fund heterosexual sex paraphernalia.

    Hey lao, don’t you have any concern for the burden being placed on homosexual taxpayers by contraception mandates?

    I know the reverends Sharpton and Jackson would be up in arms if the government taxed sports jerseys and baggy pants and used the proceeds to send J. Press gift cards to eeeeeeeevil one percenters like me.

  51. Fiberal says:

    On second thought, giver her a call anyway.

    I very much doubt Ms. Fluke will be concerned about your RDC.

    In fact, I think you two would be just right for each other.

  52. Jimbo says:

    Funny how this works, huh?

    “Accommodating female” = disease-ridden slut who puts gratuitous sex ahead of everything.

    “Liberal” = disease-ridden slut who puts gratuitous sex ahead of everything.

  53. StanInTexas says:

    nobarak,

    Because she is whining about not being able to afford to have sex, I have serious doubts that she is paying for ANYTHING on her own.

    This tramp is expecting people to pay for her needs, wants, and whims. And she is willing to make a public spectacle of herself to get her freebies!

  54. StanInTexas says:

    Fiberal, even is Lao were to move over to the female side, he has already demonstrated that this one is too old for him.

    Lao likes ’em young!

  55. Fiberal says:

    AC,

    Work with me here. I’m trying to reform Lao-Z.

    I don’t think Ms. Fluke would notice Lao-Z’s RDC and she would be a first for him.

    This is a match made in homo heaven.

  56. AC says:

    If you go by the greying of her hair, she’s too old for most of her college class. Perhaps Mrs. Robinson can find one student with a sufficiently bright future in plastics to buy the birth control for which she refuses to budget.

  57. Fiberal says:

    Stan,

    Lao-Z won’t be able to tell the difference.

    I’m guessing that what with dealing with the RDC, he’ll have his hands full.

  58. AC says:

    His hands? They’ll be empty; it will be Gunther’s mouth which is full.

  59. lao says:

    Poor AC, he used to be a beacon of intelligence in the moonbattery wasteland. Now fibby has turned even HIM into a troll.

  60. Fiberal says:

    Alright. That’s enough of that.

    You’re always good for a laugh, Lao-Z.

    Thanks a pile.

  61. AC says:

    Poor AC, he used to be a beacon of intelligence in the moonbattery wasteland. Now fibby has turned even HIM into a troll.

    Do you want to quote a specific statement, disagree with it, and offer an opportunity for a rebuttal?

  62. lao says:

    fibby whined: … if you can’t post in a serious, adult manner,…

    For his personal examples see: @3:23 / @3:41 / @3:45 / @3:47 / @3:49 / @3:51 / @3:54 / @3:57

  63. lao says:

    Sure AC.

    Defend your statement @3:58 and present a justification to prove that it’s not typical moonbattery homophobic swill.

  64. Conan says:

    Lao wishes someone would pay for his anal rejuvenation for him. After decades of fisting, he has to wear diapers.

    Poor little libtard.

  65. lao says:

    Like I said AC, “typical”.

  66. AC says:

    Defend your statement @3:58 and present a justification to prove that it’s not typical moonbattery homophobic swill.

    Homophobic? Where are you getting homophobia out of that? It was a slam directed against a psychotic communist pervert. You’re not actually going to defend that loon’s sick fetishes?

    Do you have anything of substance to argue, or will you be conceding the discriminatory burden this contraception mandate places on gay and lesbian taxpayers?

  67. lao says:

    Give it up AC. Gunther has been banned for ages and has not posted to this thread.

  68. AC says:

    So? Why can’t we have a laugh at his/her/its expense? (Rules 5, 12)

    Do you have anything of substance to argue, or will you be conceding the discriminatory burden this contraception mandate places on gay and lesbian taxpayers? (Rule 4)

  69. Eric says:

    You are all missing the point.

    Just as Dems believe a BJ is not “sexual relations”, they also believe abortions are birth control, by definition.

    The $3000 cost is for multiple abortions, controlling BIRTH, not pre-coitus pregnancy prevention such as condoms or the pill.

    The mistake is not in the message they are relaying, it is in the intent of their goals. This is how they teach lawyers to speak.

  70. lao says:

    Thanks AC. I see you want to ignore the fibby post immediately before your @3:58 when you started your post with “His hands?”

    Trying to claim you were talking about Gunther is lame, even by moonbattery standards of logic.

    Thanks for your own contribution to the swill and a pathetic attempt to pretend you never posted what you did.

  71. AC says:

    Trying to claim you were talking about Gunther is lame, even by moonbattery standards of logic.

    I will successfully claim I was talking about Gunther, seeing as I mentioned him by name.

    That being said, do you have anything of substance to argue, or will you be conceding the discriminatory burden this contraception mandate places on gay and lesbian taxpayers?

  72. lvb-rocks says:

    Given the original post and all the comments, has anyone here considered whether Catholic teaching on contraception just might be, well, right? All that the Church predicted has come to pass. Look how this topic, one that is “settled” in the minds of most people, is now returning to the top of the cultural debate — and, strangely, instigated by those who support it. Just as for abortion, issues that are answered incorrectly in the beginning will have inevitable negative consequences and will never go away no matter how well “reasoned” or justified. Contraception is one such issue. It’s like a criminal returning to the scene of the crime in hopes of seeing his handiwork and unconsciously in hopes of being caught. If you can’t see the links between contraception and the decline of culture in dozens of areas, you could use a better optometrist.

  73. towerclimber37 says:

    I don’t believe that it cost her 3,000 bucks..I don’t think she’s that hot.
    Unless she’s a ho. If she’s putting out..then yeah.

    Perhaps she needs to keep her legs together more often…
    just sayin!

  74. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    And you are wrong Dave. Catholic University girls are the easiest in my experience.
    Agnostic
    Yea ? But can you convert them to Atheism ?

  75. Marian says:

    Attention all people flocking to this hag’s school to get a chance, remember: everyone she has slept with you will also sleep with. The rate she’s copulating, she’ll have enough diseases to kill a horse. The truth is that she’s probably not getting any AT ALL. Like all liberals, she just wants to get on TV.

  76. lao says:

    AC, I have really tried to give you an opportunity to back off from your own stupidity.

    I can understand getting caught up in the slime fest that fibby started. I’d happily accept an apology but obviously, you are now too invested in your own lame deception to take that route.

    Whose hands AC? What will Gunther’s mouth be full of AC?

    Like I said, you’ve become a troll.

    Too bad.

  77. AC says:

    AC, I have really tried to give you an opportunity to back off from your own stupidity.

    Back off from what? I raised a dozen or more substantive political points then threw in a joke for good measure. You view responding to the joke as the best use of your time.

    I can understand getting caught up in the slime fest that fibby started. I’d happily accept an apology but obviously, you are now too invested in your own lame deception to take that route.

    Or, you can recognize the statement for what it is, denounce Gunther’s fringe moonbattery, then move on to substantive political points. If you really are the moderate liberal you claim to be, then you should have no problem denouncing a communist with an animal fetish, having a laugh at his expense, then moving on.

    Unless, of course, deep down you supported his postings, but couldn’t bring yourself to say so publicly for concern it would make your arguments appear even weaker.

    That being said, do you have anything of substance to argue, or will you be conceding the discriminatory burden this contraception mandate places on gay and lesbian taxpayers?

  78. TonyD95B says:

    I think Ms. Fluke presents one of the most thoughtful and rational arguments for abortion that I have ever heard…………..

    ………unfortunately, her mother missed the chance.

  79. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    If condoms should replace an education in exchange for your tuition payment, should an IUD replace the toys in a Happy Meal ?

  80. AC says:

    Here’s how moonbats have sex:

    http://www.salon.com/2012/02/29/the_edge_of_free_love/

    When you can’t enjoy a nice time with your high school girlfriend, run off and screw a patchouli-drenched hippie moonbat from a commune.

  81. Dupree says:

    Since when do the women pay for the condoms?

  82. Barack's Beard says:

    If the progs keep coming up with crazy shit like this it’s going to put Moonbattery out of business.

  83. MissAnthropy says:

    I’m betting condoms and birth control pills aren’t anatomically necessary for any of her sexual liaisons….

  84. RS says:

    She’s got libertine down pat.

    But can she grow into self-reliant libertarianism and drop the demands to be supported by others?

  85. AC says:

    If condoms should replace an education in exchange for your tuition payment, should an IUD replace the toys in a Happy Meal ?

    San Franfreakshow already did it

  86. Maudie N Mandeville says:

    Lesbians and ugly overweight women don’t need birth control.

  87. chuck in st paul says:

    I know this girl. When her parents found out that most of her sexual bouts were for money and after they got their anger under control, asked her how much she’d made. Sandra replied, “$5,285.25”. When her dad asked who the cheap SOB was the gave her twenty-five cents, she answered, “Why, all of them!”

    If these sluts would keep their knees together it wouldn’t cost any of us a cent.

  88. chuck in st paul says:

    Ghost of FA Hayek – February 29, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Back in Chicago the going joke was – How do you get a Catholic girl to stop having sex? You marry her.

  89. Tim from TK says:

    “ao says: February 29, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    LOL!!!

    Would a New York Times writer lie about what a Republican said?”

    Yes: 1) a NY Times writer would lie about damn near anything; 2) you disgrace real writers by calling Maureen Dowd a writer.

  90. Agnostic Conservative says:

    @Ghost of FA

    Why would I care about converting anyone to anything?

  91. Joek Loth says:

    “JANE, YOU IGNORANT SLUT”!!!

  92. Joek Loth says:

    Eric says:
    February 29, 2012 at 4:26 pm:The $3000 cost is for multiple abortions. Dude, you stole my thunder!! Right on, Right on, Right on!!!
    chuck in st paul says:
    February 29, 2012 at 8:43 pm:Sandra replied, “$5,285.25″. When her dad asked who the cheap SOB was the gave her twenty-five cents, she answered, “Why, all of them!”
    Thank you so much Chuck!!! That was freakin HIGHlarious!!!
    Her parents must be so proud!!
    Actually she looks like a guy who hasn’t mastered the art of painting his face like a real female yet, still experimenting dontcha know now!!! Cant wait to see the lamestream media’s coverage of this one, better yet cant wait to see the NEW MEDIA’s COVERAGE OF THIS!!! I heard about this on Glenn Becks program this a.m.!! And Pat, Stu & Glenn were all trippin balls on the story!!

  93. Joek Loth says:

    P.S. FOAD already, won’t you loazee.

    Word is that he/she was BANNED from all of the plannedabortionmillsparenthod in the vicinity due to the fact that she kept emptying out all of their reserves!!!!

  94. Duke says:

    Back when I was in school the girls all knew how to make up that $3K for their contraception, plus a little for books and tuition as well. But, hey.., back then there weren’t any “liberals and progressives.” We called them what they were – sluts and prostitutes.

  95. Jodie says:

    No surprise coming from the university that covered a monogram symbolizing the name of Jesus, as Obama ordered them to do, before his speech:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKY2q9kvl5E

  96. Don says:

    What a tasty morsel she is! What does that say about the men at George Town? She must be like 7-Eleven…open all nite, hot to go, and for 89 cents you get a slurpy.

  97. fxdwg69 says:

    If you can’t afford lobster, eat peanut butter. If you can’t afford to be a slut, stop having sex. She calls herself a college student?
    Must be a law student.

  98. John Garrett says:

    What’s next, taxpayer subsidized trips to Thailand for pedophiles? Free DSL and porn site subscriptions for sex addicts? Oh I forgot, heterosexual men aren’t members of a recognized victim class.

  99. mike says:

    what’s next do we have to start paying for rush’s viagra and oxycontin. it looks that way since his on air days are numbered. Guess it’s welfare and unemployment for the biggest moocher of all.

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