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Jan 06 2013

Debt Limit

Would you elect Mr. Smith to be president of the USA?

Just change his ethnicity, give him a name like a terrorist, teach him to spew Marxist rhetoric, and many people would.

On a tip from TED.

4 Responses to “Debt Limit”

  1. Kevin R. says:

    That guy doesn’t have a spending problem. His problem is the rich aren’t taxed enough.

  2. Bo-Jangles says:

    Politically speaking, in the end, the American people always get exactly what they deserve.

  3. Dr. 9 says:

    Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, ‘Titanic’ & ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.

    One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report.

    Titanic: cost – $29.99
    Clinton: cost – $29.99

    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton: Let’s not go there.

    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery
    Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.

    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton: Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.

    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary – basically the same thing.

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