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Aug 01 2012

Democrat Registration Drive

As the election tightens despite all of our money that Obama has been strategically throwing around, expect Democrats to focus on their most loyal constituency — the one group of voters that can be counted on never to wise up:


Via Grouchy Old Cripple, on a tip from TED.

12 Responses to “Democrat Registration Drive”

  1. snuss says:

    Can they also sign up for food stamps? PARTY, PARTY!

  2. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Lucifer is considering setting up a polling booth down here to keep his Anti-Christ in the White House. Asbestos curtains, of course.

  3. Jim says:

    It’s fits the damndemocrat’s plot of, “Vote early, vote often, get out the dead vote, and is your dog registered?”

  4. wth says:

    They didn’t just pull the corpse out to register him to vote, they also had to make sure that he is being properly taxed.

  5. Bob Roberts says:

    Oh, I thought you said, “…the one group of voters that can be counted on never to RISE up.”

    My bad.

  6. Libtard says:

    More than the dead voting, a bigger threat may come from SCTYL, the Spanish company that has been outsourced by the government to provide voting platforms for the Nov election.

    Whereas this is apparently not (as rumored) a Soros-owned company, they seem to be grossly incompetent at best.

    Florida won’t use them bc of mis-counting and the DOD has disowned some of their claims.

    SCTYL’s own website is amateurish and their posted claims have no relevant links for verification.

    Worse, it is not clear how their chain of custody or quality controls are done or that such controls are even contemplated- if their website is any indication.

    So the big questions are, why SCTYL –and how are the results held by SCTYL being audited?

    Don’t expect any answers from Republicans.

  7. Brian_Boru says:

    This is why the highest paying job in the cesspool of Democrat corruption that is the City of Compton is the funeral director.

  8. LOL

    That’s a good one

  9. Winston Smith says:

    The County Coroner/Medical Examiner is the top gubment job in Moonbat cities. Each corpse is automatically given an absentee ballot – prefilled of course.

  10. TrojanMan says:

    As a good Metallica song is titled “Sad but true”

  11. HiramHawk says:

    Now that there, is the funniest thing I have seen all week!

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