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Jul 22 2013

Deputy Suspended Over Iced Tea and Skittles

Trayvon Martin has become the personification of the sociopathic punk of privileged pigmentation whom it is mandatory that we all revere. This is what happens when you blaspheme against the Church of Saint Skittles:

A sheriff’s deputy was suspended on Thursday after bringing a can of Arizona Ice Tea and a bag of Skittles to work at a Florida county jail.

These items have become deeply symbolic in the controversial trial of George Zimmerman, as they were being carried by Trayvon Martin when he died in Sanford, Florida, in February 2012.

Actually, you don’t make Purple Drank with ice tea; Martin was carrying watermelon fruit juice cocktail. But tea is close enough for the media, especially since it’s racist to say “watermelon” when you are talking about blacks.

Corporal Chris Wood was denounced as “offensive” and “insensitive” for committing this thought crime. His suspension was his first disciplinary action in 10 years of service. Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ive described Wood’s career up to now as “stellar.”

Wood has apologized of course; that’s reflexive in our culture now. But he still has to undergo the humiliation of “sensitivity training.”

At least Wood didn’t bring the Robitussin.

On a tip from Wiggins.

10 Responses to “Deputy Suspended Over Iced Tea and Skittles”

  1. forest says:

    The media really were relentless about misidentifying the beverage, weren’t they. No detail is too small to lie about. I know I’ve said it before, but this case may have been an all time low for those maggots.

  2. Völkermord says:

    Why did they give up on Jenkem (fermented feces) so soon? Cough syrup makers will have to put a bittering agent in there or is that what the skittles and watermelon is for.

  3. ThisObamaNation says:

    Can’t a cracka be havin him sef sum Arizona Ice Tea an Skittles an sheet wit out bein accused of bein a honky azzed cracka ray cist?

  4. Mickey Shea says:

    His parents can carve up his remains into tiny pieces and sell them as relics…this was a big business in medieval
    Europe…there are some fat stacks to be made.

  5. Softly Bob says:

    This is just getting ridiculous now.

    Come on, you red-blooded Conservative Americans – when are you going to start seriously kicking some Moonbat ass? Get your revolvers out and make ’em all dance, film it all, and stick it on YouTube or even in the cinemas.
    Forget Hollywood, I’d pay good money to see that.
    I’d love to see Kerry, Obama, Hillary, Sharpton, Holder et al being given serious pistol-whuppings.

  6. Dr. 9 says:

    If Deputy Woods were black, or Muslim, the media would be screaming about his First Amendment (right) to Freedom of Expression being violated.

  7. Son of Taz says:

    As much as I detest the public unions, in a case like this, the pinky-ringed thugs might come in handy when someone is suspended for being non-PC.

    Restore him to work status, clear his record, and file a complaint about the supervisor that started it.

    That would be the union’s only purpose.

  8. bob says:

    Softly –

    My 9mm is strapped to my hip under my loose fitting shirt. I carry hollow points with a round chambered.

    I’m prepared to defend myself and those around me regardless of what color of person I have to shoot.

    But I’m fairly certain it would be someone of the moonbat persuasion.

    See, conservatives don’t riot, and generally we also don’t shit where we eat, but that goes without saying.

  9. dan says:

    neva eva apologize ….deny ,deny,deny and then blame them for misunderstanding and being judgemental
    (i learned that trick from my ex…)

  10. White_Polluter says:

    I don’t think you make purple drank with watermelon fruit juice or skittles either. What I’ve been able to find is sprite and jolly ranchers. Where is all this skittles = drank coming from?

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