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May 21 2012

Desmond Hatchett, the New Socialist Man

Just as the unemployed Angel Adams (currently pregnant with her 16th child as she screeches, “Somebody needs to pay for all of this”) is the New Socialist Woman, there is also a New Socialist Man — the male end result of liberal social engineering. His name is Desmond Hatchett:

A Tennessee man’s problems paying child support aren’t so surprising: He has 30 children with 11 different women.

Desmond Hatchett, 33, of Knoxville, is pleading with the state to help him pay for child support, citing the fact that he earns minimum wage.

At least he’s employed at all; it’s doubtful many of his kids’ mothers are.

Say the offspring of Angel and Desmond are as fertile as their parents. The 46 kids could pair off and produce 1,058 grandkids, each a reliable vote for more socialism. Then the grandkids could pair off and produce 24,334 great grandkids. The great grandkids could pair off and produce 559,682 great great grandkids.

Never mind the 12,872,686 great great great grandkids; long before we get that far, we will either have thrown off the welfare state to reestablish a society based on individual responsibility, or our civilization will have collapsed.

Hatchett wants taxpayers to pay for his profligacy.

On tips from AC, Artfldgr, Conan, Profiler, Bo Jangles, Bob Roberts, Shawn, and Anne.

21 Responses to “Desmond Hatchett, the New Socialist Man”

  1. Stephen E Dalton says:

    A joke. A black man call Washington was hauled into court for non-payment of child support. The judge looked at his record and discovered to his astonishment that Washington had thirty kids by five different women. His honor glared at the defendant and said, ” Man, aren’t you ashamed that you fathered all these young one and you’re not supporting them?” W replied, “Sir, when I gets that feeling, I thinks I can support the whole world!

  2. Kanaka Girl says:


  3. Sandy says:

    When he gets that “feeling” he needs to remember that it is National Masturbation Month. Really? Put his butt in jail. He’s not supporting them anyway, at least in jail, he can’t create anymore.

  4. justme says:

    The worst case progeny put forward, fails to take into account the “losses” due to Stand Your Ground Laws. Surely, there will be some “breakage” due to Trayvoning. The herd will undoubtedly be thinned due to gang violence, police interaction, and self defense. Nonetheless, the assessment is accurate, thanks to this one man – Many Democrats will be elected for generations.

  5. RKae says:

    And all the inbreeding going on in your hypothetical scenario will definitely make sure they’re all voting democrat!

    …I mean, I HOPE it’s hypothetical!

  6. Dr. 9 says:

    What most Americans don’t realize is what a common practice this is in the ghetto. True, i doubt most dudes go this far, but the principle is the same. Knock-up every ho they run into, (she’s on welfare of course) then go by every month and get your piece of that check. And, as a bonus, Medicaid goes with it. And, thanks to this Nation of Fools, it’s all free!

    What do you call a White man who goes to work everyday, pays his bills on time, pays his taxes, abides by the law, and takes care of his home and family?

    Answer: SUCKA!

  7. Beef says:

    What about the 11 women in this story? They are the ones deciding to have kids with a guy making minimum wage who already has dozens of kids.

    They do this because they know they don’t need a provider, they have the government (us) to support them and their children.

    So instead of waiting for a guy who will stick with them and support them, they hook up with Desmond instead.

    Desmond is just a role player here. Those 11 women would have had their 30 kids with or without him. As long as we force men to pay for other men’s children, women like this will step into the job.

  8. RKae says:

    Here’s some more math for you:

    In NYC, black pregnancies are aborted 60% of the time.

    Of the black children that are allowed to see the light of day, 75% of them do not have fathers in the home.

    If only 40% of them are allowed to live and only 25% of that 40% have fathers present, then they represent only 10% of the original total.

    That means 90% of black men “pump ‘n’ dump.”

    This is the situation created by the democrats.

  9. Wilberforce says:

    I’ve said it before, but this movie is actually a dark comedy/documentary detailing exactly this.

  10. Path says:

    This young man should be court ordered to not only have a job but also a second, third and fourth job. 90% of whatever he makes should be given as child care and he should then have to struggle to take care of himself with what’s left.

  11. AZRon says:

    Looks like Obamas son.

  12. Marian says:

    And this vermin and his ho’s are catered to by cowardly politicians. More so than those of us who are responsible citizens. This is what welfare, the great society gave us: generations of men who have litters of children with no thought to raising them. The cycle repeats itself over and over; then we get roaming gangs of vicious criminals with no morals. Thanks democrats.

  13. dan says:

    make that dog LIVE with all dem bitches…now THAT would be an appropriate punishment

  14. Bob Roberts says:

    Turns out I was one of the latecomers with this post. Probably didn’t deserve credit, though I did post it along with others. Understand, everyone, it’s hard sometimes to catch EVERY time EVERYONE posts these things, particularly if you’re way ahead of the curve. Remember it’s more important to bring these stories to a wider audience than it is to get credit for doing so.

    Which is also nice – it’s really gratifying to see some small reward for effort made, but the importance is in getting the word out, not getting a pat on the back for doing so.

  15. Judith M. says:

    Poor Desmond. There just ain’t enough of him to go around…except for his sperm, of course.

  16. JooJooB says:

    I would feel alright with my tax dollars going to lock this creep up. Any man who is this irresponsible should either be incarcerated to prevent his knocking any more women up, or he should be sterilized. Tough luck, if you can’t control yourself, we will help you out.

    Any woman who goes on welfare should be enrolled in a job producing program of training or education … if they fail to keep up, they lose their benefits, if they have not become self supporting after a reasonable amount of time (a year or so) they should be sterilized and lose their benefits, but offered an opportunity to join a kibbutz, populated by people who don’t have their lives together, and are learning to live responsibly in a communal setting, and learning a trade, while they grow their own food, and cook and clean and take care of the space their are allotted.

  17. T says:

    Maybe they will all inbreed and be like their parents.

  18. T says:

    @dan has a good point.

  19. Vic Kelley says:

    Parasite. I’m surprised this made the news it happens so often. Coloreds take for granted that the rest of society owes them and their offspring endless support. Let the “children” do without let their mothers work to support them. And this Desmond punk can have his pay garnished too. It’s not our fault he grew up without job skills. Don’t blame the economy. Desmond is one of millions whose personality doesn’t like to take orders or work well with others. He probably has a background – bad credit, arrests, etc. – that prohibits him from getting good jobs too. Not our fault. Not our responsibility.

  20. Noelegy says:

    Desmond and Angel must never, ever be allowed to meet.

  21. Narrator 1 says:

    He’s got 99 problems, but the dole ain’t one.

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