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Nov 30 2011

Diet Czarina Michelle Obama Pigs Out on Chocolate Sculpture

While the Moonbat Messiah plays golf and campaigns, the Bitter Half keeps up a demanding schedule of her own:

First lady Michelle Obama enjoyed a lovely evening at Co Co. Sala on F Street on Monday night. A Yeas & Nays source tells us she dined with seven friends for dinner and, of course, dessert — which featured an edible chocolate sculpture and house-made artisanal chocolates by Chef Santosh Tiptur.

The woman with the edible chocolate sculpture on her face is the same one who has bullied restaurants into taking French Fries off their kiddy menus.

For dessert, chocolate sculptures.

On tips from Whotothewhat and Blue.

26 Responses to “Diet Czarina Michelle Obama Pigs Out on Chocolate Sculpture”

  1. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    “Obama pigs” has a catchy sound to it. Like it was always there, just unarticulated till now.

  2. Right Reason says:

    Please, for the love of God, tell me that picture is fake/photoshopped.

  3. She looks like an upstanding Neanderthal wife at the kill site lol

    No wonder her rear end so closely resembles the back of a Greyhound bus

  4. Martijn says:


    Great Hatesterbating material, Blount, just the stuff MoonBatshitCrazyville was anxiously anticipating, in that special state of “arousal” thing they do.

    ….I can almost see the gooey blobs of hate spurting from your Ditto-Dick-Head followers! Congrats!

    Have fun y’all!

  5. Bob Roberts says:

    You know, the wives of conservative/Republican presidents also got a lot of flack from the left, just as Michelle gets a lot of flack from the right.

    The difference, though, is the Bush wives, for example, never said or did anything to deserve a bit of it.

    I am glad, however, that – unlike the left, who went after GW’s daughters mercilessly – people are generally leaving Obama’s kids alone. There are lines that should not be crossed. Nobody gave Chelsea any grief – at least not until she was given a media job as a political payback – which was the right thing to do. Too bad the left so often doesn’t do the right thing.

  6. Bob Roberts says:

    Right Reason says: November 30, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Please, for the love of God, tell me that picture is fake/photoshopped.

    Obvious photoshop job. The hair, the mouth, the forehead. All touched. The bones in her hands… not sure about the hands themselves.

  7. Bob Roberts says:

    Hey, apparently PHOTOSHOP IMAGE KILLER’s site got hacked – now you get redirected to some Chinese page.

    Probably shouldn’t go there for a bit – may be installing some sort of malware there.

  8. 762x51 says:

    Nothin like livin large for the Queen and her court. Let the little people eat cake, or in thsi case brussel sprouts After all THEY have to try and work for a living so we gots to keep them healthy.

  9. Martijn says:

    …just curious, citizens of MoonBatShtCrazyville… do y’all do your hatesterbating while in your white robe dress or in civies?

  10. StanInTexas says:

    Martijn, sorry, no white robes here. We are not Liberal Democrats.

    Bu-Bye, Ban-Bait!

  11. Conan says:

    Fucking Wookie is ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road!

  12. Jeff says:

    She is a typical liberal; don’t do as I do, do as I tell you. And if you will not, then I will use the force of government to make you. I am superior to you. I know what is best for you, because I am smarter than you. The rules do NOT apply to me, only to you. Bitch!

  13. Fred C. Dobbs says:

    Conan says:
    November 30, 2011 at 3:43 pm Fucking Wookie is ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road!

    I LOLed. I’m gonna have to use that one.

  14. Jester says:

    I for one am gonna lose weight instantaneously just from having looked at that pic (*retch* *retch* *retch*)

  15. Goldenfoxx says:

    I think that article needs to be sent to every food stamp recipient and rub it in their faces. It should be placed under every door of Section 8 housing just for $hits and giggles.

  16. TexasDoc says:

    Hypocrisy much there, Moochelle Antoinette?

  17. Karl says:

    Oh man! That picture!

  18. Conan says:


    My pleasure! Feel free to use it. I heard from a Sec Svc buddy that when the Wookie backs up, a beeping noise is heard.

  19. NorthernX says:

    Well, at least someone photoshopped it. It probably would have been too grotesque to look at otherwise…

  20. Adam says:

    More of the usual from the gluttonous, hypocritical sow currently disgracing the position of First Lady as her idiot husband disgraces the office of POTUS.

    Martijn the pedophile aka Fez,
    Once again, no real arguments, just straw men, references to male genitalia and masturbation, and accusing us of racism simply on the grounds that we have issues with what a massive (Literally and figuratively) hypocrite Moo- chelle Obama is. You are the most predictable, one- note troll we’ve ever had on this site.
    Get the hell out of here, Fez, and don’t let the door hit you on your way out.

  21. Dr. 9 says:

    I wonder how many times she ate in that resturant, and ate that kind of food (before) it was all being paid for by the White tax payers?

    She personify’s the term, “nigger rich”.

  22. SgtZim says:

    Is martijism gone yet? That guy/gal/tranny has some issues to deal with!

  23. Noelegy says:

    We’re supposed to believe she has seven friends?

  24. Cameraman says:

    “Man that Face looks like a Bag of Smashed Assholes!

  25. EB says:

    This is what happens when racist Internet trolls distort photos in photoshop!

  26. EB says:

    This is what happens when racist Internet trolls distort photos in photoshop!

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