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Nov 20 2012

Drive As I Say, Not As I Drive

Given the outrageous hypocrisy of our liberal rulers — who govern by the motto, “Do as I say, not as I do” — it would be hard to imagine a better bureauweenie to head the Massachusetts Highway Safety Department than Sheila Burgess:

[C]onnections [with the likes of Hanoi John Kerry] helped her secure her $87,000-per-year government job even though she had no experience in the field of highway safety.

Her personal experience with traffic violations, however, are extensive.

[The Boston Globe] reports that she has had 34 different entries on her driving record since 1982.

Those charges vary, and include four speeding violations and two instances where she refused to stop for a police officer. There are single counts of times when she was cited for not having her license or registration in her possession, not staying in her lane, and not wearing a seat belt. …

The most recent of her seven car accidents took place on August 24, when she drove a state-owned blue Ford Taurus off the side of a road in Blue Hills Reservation, crashing into rocks.

Fortunately, the only apparent injuries were to her head, sparing vital organs.

There is no firm date of when she will return to her position managing the six-person team that is in charge of doling out $2million to local police departments to spend on safe driving campaigns.

What’s next, making a fat person the Surgeon General? Oh wait…

Sheila’s face was not spared.

On a tip from AC.

15 Responses to “Drive As I Say, Not As I Drive”

  1. Henry says:

    Are we sure that she really had a head injury? From the sound of it, she was that way before the accident.

  2. Tchhht!!! says:

    A head injury to a moron just causes them to have an orgasm. I’m sure Sheila enjoyed the experience very much.

  3. SR says:

    Well, she could be Surgeon General too.

  4. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Democrats get at least 34 do-overs………………….
    And counting

  5. John Cunningham says:

    looking at her pic, it is hard to decide: did someone set her face on fire, then put it out with a shovel? or was she eaten by a wolf, then shit down a cliff? Hard to call….

  6. IslandLifer says:

    Where’s it’s neck?

  7. Kevin R. says:

    P. J. O’Rourke wrote that the best kind of car for reckless driving is a rental car. Shelia says the best kind of car for reckless driving is a government owned car.

  8. Joe says:

    You guys are terrible….funny as hell, but terrible.

  9. KHarn says:

    She looks like my brother’s girlfriend. The whore tried to blackmail me a year after he killed himself.

  10. Nathaniel M says:

    Meh… A PURE AMATURE! Nobody beats good ol’ Carol Migden. 🙂

    On May 18, 2007, Migden was involved in an automobile accident where she crashed her SUV into a sedan, which was stopped at a red light injuring a woman and her 3-year-old daughter, who were sent to the emergency room.[21] Migden was given a Breathalyser test, which showed that she was not drunk. Migden claims that she may have suffered from an adverse response to her leukemia treatment that led her to drive erratically.[19][22] 911 tapes released in August show other drivers who saw her during her 30-mile trip along I-80 were panicking as they reported seeing her hit the center divider, and repeatedly come close to hitting other cars, before finally hitting one.[23] One motorist claimed Migden told her, “You can’t talk to me like that. I’m a senator.”[14] Migden voluntarily ceased driving as she continued to undergo treatment and as medical tests were pursued.
    In May 2007, Migden said “I owe an explanation to the public and myself and, in particular, the person I hurt.”[19]
    On August 10, 2007, Migden entered a no contest, also known as nolo contendre, plea to charges of reckless driving and was found guilty of the May 18, 2007 incident. Migden paid a $710 fine and was sentenced to two years of probation.[24]
    In 1996, Migden ran a stop sign by the State Capitol and crashed into a 1990 Dodge Spirit owned by Teresa Latham. The crash injured Latham and destroyed Latham’s car. Latham claimed that Migden did not “seem concerned at all about the situation.”[25]

    And she was a VERY powerful Dem for years.

    .F***!!! Why am I still in this state??

  11. Nathaniel M says:

    KHarn says:

    Dear Lord that’s friggin terrible. Sorry for your loss

  12. Nathaniel M says:

    Oh and of course… she represented Marin County for the Hat Trick.

  13. Son of Taz says:

    They don’t call ’em MASSHOLES for nuthin’!

  14. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    You guys are terrible….funny as hell, but terrible.
    It’s not our fault, just look at the material we have to work with.

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