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May 11 2014

Eleanor Clift Proclaims That Christopher Stevens Was Not Murdered

Great news regarding Benghazi: Ambassador Chris Stevens was not murdered! Turns out he just died of smoke inhalation; it could happen to anybody. That means that Obama’s outreach initiative to radical Islamists can proceed. Eleanor Clift reports on behalf of the Democrat Party:

If Stevens’ death can be attributed to natural causes by true believer liberals, no doubt the same will turn out to hold true for Glen Doherty, Tyrone Woods, and Sean Smith. Considering Dems were shameless enough to try to pass off Fort Hood as “workplace violence,” why not?

Note that even now Democrat apparatchiks like Clift are trying to prop up the farcical lie that an obscure video critical of Islam is to blame for the terror attack that Obama refused to respond to. At this point, they don’t even pretend that their credibility can be salvaged. They must figure that no one with enough self-respect to resent being lied to would support Democrats anyway.

On tips from Ken and JusttheTipHQ. Hat tip: Gateway Pundit.



69 Responses to “Eleanor Clift Proclaims That Christopher Stevens Was Not Murdered”

  1. Servo1969 says:

    So… if I use a Molotov cocktail to set a house on fire and the people inside die of smoke inhalation – I have NOT murdered them. Got it.

  2. Servo1969 says:

    So… if I use a Molotov cocktail to set a house on fire and the people inside die of smoke inhalation – I have NOT murdered them. Got it.

  3. dan says:

    One of the Queens of the MSM Moonbats. , Elanor can be counted on spouting the party line…some day Pat Buchanon may finally get to see her burst into flames for her bald faced lies.

  4. dan says:

    One of the Queens of the MSM Moonbats. , Elanor can be counted on spouting the party line…some day Pat Buchanon may finally get to see her burst into flames for her bald faced lies.

  5. Neotrotsky says:

    Did you ever notice the anger in her eyes? She is so full of hate

  6. Neotrotsky says:

    Did you ever notice the anger in her eyes? She is so full of hate

  7. ODA315 says:

    ….and the smoke caused the bruising on his body…and the sodomy….

  8. Hungjumper says:

    ….and the smoke caused the bruising on his body…and the sodomy….

  9. ODA315 says:

    By this time next week the line will be they were killed by Tea Partiers.

  10. Hungjumper says:

    By this time next week the line will be they were killed by Tea Partiers.

  11. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Oh, you evil conservatives just trying to stir up trouble!

    Don’t you understand? He died from smoke inhalation, then to try and SAVE him (realizing that he hadn’t personally made that awful internet video that insulted the prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him), they dragged him through the streets trying to get him some fresh air.

    Also, he was NOT sodomized. That was simply a very thorough body cavity search to make sure that none of the BAD TERRORIST Moslem Extremists had put any improvised explosive devices up his rear end.

  12. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Oh, you evil conservatives just trying to stir up trouble!

    Don’t you understand? He died from smoke inhalation, then to try and SAVE him (realizing that he hadn’t personally made that awful internet video that insulted the prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him), they dragged him through the streets trying to get him some fresh air.

    Also, he was NOT sodomized. That was simply a very thorough body cavity search to make sure that none of the BAD TERRORIST Moslem Extremists had put any improvised explosive devices up his rear end.

  13. Marylou says:

    This just in: The 200+ schoolgirls taken from their school
    in Nigeria were not kidnapped, either. Boko Haram just paraded by playing
    flutes, and the girls were hypnotized by the music and followed them
    voluntarily. Then an accidental lightning strike set the school on fire.
    Honest!

  14. Marylou says:

    This just in: The 200+ schoolgirls taken from their school
    in Nigeria were not kidnapped, either. Boko Haram just paraded by playing
    flutes, and the girls were hypnotized by the music and followed them
    voluntarily. Then an accidental lightning strike set the school on fire.
    Honest!

  15. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    This sick bitch needs to swing from a tree. How dare she act flippantly about the murder of our military men and the ambassador.

  16. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    This sick bitch needs to swing from a tree. How dare she act flippantly about the murder of our military men and the ambassador.

  17. Son of the Rabbit People says:

    Welllll……that all depends on whether it is politically convenient to the Democrat party or not.

  18. Son of the Rabbit People says:

    Welllll……that all depends on whether it is politically convenient to the Democrat party or not.

  19. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Because as of yet, there are no repercussions for anything they say or do.

    As of yet…

  20. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Because as of yet, there are no repercussions for anything they say or do.

    As of yet…

  21. Bodhisattva says:

    Hey, we should run with this. This means guns don’t kill people, they just die of an acute form of lead poisoning.

  22. Bodhisattva says:

    Hey, we should run with this. This means guns don’t kill people, they just die of an acute form of lead poisoning.

  23. Logic_Mine says:

    No, I heard this all happened because of a movie. Oh, and Global Warming of course.

  24. Logic_Mine says:

    No, I heard this all happened because of a movie. Oh, and Global Warming of course.

  25. mary says:

    Perfect!

  26. mary says:

    Perfect!

  27. mary says:

    My God, woman! What the hell is wrong with you??? She takes liberal spin to a whole new level! Obviously trying to protect her goddess Hilary. All I can say is, I wish I hadn’t seen that clip.

  28. mary says:

    My God, woman! What the hell is wrong with you??? She takes liberal spin to a whole new level! Obviously trying to protect her goddess Hilary. All I can say is, I wish I hadn’t seen that clip.

  29. mary says:

    Seriously, I DID ACTUALLY read that some liberal loons are blaming global warming for the kidnapping.

  30. mary says:

    Seriously, I DID ACTUALLY read that some liberal loons are blaming global warming for the kidnapping.

  31. mary says:

    If only the American gun culture was more balanced, meaning I can have a gun, and you can’t, right Hilary? Next they’ll say Boko H was inspired by American gun culture. Would anyone be surprised?

  32. mary says:

    If only the American gun culture was more balanced, meaning I can have a gun, and you can’t, right Hilary? Next they’ll say Boko H was inspired by American gun culture. Would anyone be surprised?

  33. Jack Bauer says:

    Do you not see a pattern here? Whether it’s this delusional dingbat Elenor, or Nancy Pelosi, or Harry Reid, or Jimmy Carter: These people are just plain f&^%$# crazy! When they are younger, they have the skills to keep that covered up. As they get older, they often slip up, and provide us with a window now and then that gives us a glimpse of what is going on in their heads, and it is for the most part, a very scary thing to see, especially when they are in positions to influence our lives.

    We see this all the time, like when Maxine Waters in committee, criticized the oil companies for having the nerve to make a profit, and said among other things: “This democrat, will be in favor of socializing the oil companies”. She didn’t mean to say it, and if you watch the video, even her staff was snickering behind her back. Another was Congressman Dingle, who on the subject of Obamacare stated that “it takes a long time to put together the legislation needed to ‘control the people’….”, leaving little doubt what Obamacare is really about in the minds of these people.

    I think psychological evalution and drug testing should be mandatory for all people who serve in Congress.

  34. Jack Bauer says:

    Do you not see a pattern here? Whether it’s this delusional dingbat Elenor, or Nancy Pelosi, or Harry Reid, or Jimmy Carter: These people are just plain f&^%$# crazy! When they are younger, they have the skills to keep that covered up. As they get older, they often slip up, and provide us with a window now and then that gives us a glimpse of what is going on in their heads, and it is for the most part, a very scary thing to see, especially when they are in positions to influence our lives.

    We see this all the time, like when Maxine Waters in committee, criticized the oil companies for having the nerve to make a profit, and said among other things: “This democrat, will be in favor of socializing the oil companies”. She didn’t mean to say it, and if you watch the video, even her staff was snickering behind her back. Another was Congressman Dingle, who on the subject of Obamacare stated that “it takes a long time to put together the legislation needed to ‘control the people’….”, leaving little doubt what Obamacare is really about in the minds of these people.

    I think psychological evalution and drug testing should be mandatory for all people who serve in Congress.

  35. dan says:

    probably warming from the school burning…or possibly the car bomb that day that killed seven innocent bystanders in the same city….
    not a word about the three hundred Christians beheaded
    and now the religeon of peace has started crucifying Christians

  36. dan says:

    probably warming from the school burning…or possibly the car bomb that day that killed seven innocent bystanders in the same city….
    not a word about the three hundred Christians beheaded
    and now the religeon of peace has started crucifying Christians

  37. southernsue says:

    the demon party is testing out new talking points

    if these talking points don’t work, there will be others until they find one that sticks

    watch for these new talking points to be repeated

  38. southernsue says:

    the demon party is testing out new talking points

    if these talking points don’t work, there will be others until they find one that sticks

    watch for these new talking points to be repeated

  39. southernsue says:

    LOL!
    this would be funny if the situation wasn’t so sad

    now back to America where obama is trying to make our country the same as the cesspools across the ocean

    we need jobs and our freedom to prosper
    be at the poles and vote republican straight ticket
    we will deal with the rinos when we get control of house and senate

  40. southernsue says:

    LOL!
    this would be funny if the situation wasn’t so sad

    now back to America where obama is trying to make our country the same as the cesspools across the ocean

    we need jobs and our freedom to prosper
    be at the poles and vote republican straight ticket
    we will deal with the rinos when we get control of house and senate

  41. James Mcenanly says:

    I find it hypocritical that a group the supposedly eschews Western teaching arms itself to the teeth with Western machine guns, dresses in western style military clothing, drives around in western vehicles and uses the Internet to get its message across. Let them arm themselves as Muhammed did.

  42. James Mcenanly says:

    I find it hypocritical that a group the supposedly eschews Western teaching arms itself to the teeth with Western machine guns, dresses in western style military clothing, drives around in western vehicles and uses the Internet to get its message across. Let them arm themselves as Muhammed did.

  43. DNS says:

    While the shutting up would be helpful, a minor downside would be her not being aware of being strung up.

  44. DNS says:

    While the shutting up would be helpful, a minor downside would be her not being aware of being strung up.

  45. Jodie says:

    Here is an example of that:

    “Environmental writer Nafeez Ahmed has a theory about what’s at the ‘roots of the crisis’ surrounding the kidnapping of hundreds of school girls by Boko Haram, an Al Qaeda-affiliated Nigerian terror group: climate change and the African nation’s ongoing energy crisis.

    ‘Instability in Nigeria … has been growing steadily over the last decade — and one reason is climate change,’ Ahmed wrotein a recent blog post for the Guardian. “In 2009, a UK Department for International Development (Dfid) study warned that climate change could contribute to increasing resource shortages in the country due to land scarcity from desertification, water shortages, and mounting crop
    failures.”

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/05/12/u-k-bloggers-shocking-theory-about-whats-at-the-root-cause-of-the-nigerian-school-girl-abduction/

  46. Jodie says:

    Here is an example of that:

    “Environmental writer Nafeez Ahmed has a theory about what’s at the ‘roots of the crisis’ surrounding the kidnapping of hundreds of school girls by Boko Haram, an Al Qaeda-affiliated Nigerian terror group: climate change and the African nation’s ongoing energy crisis.

    ‘Instability in Nigeria … has been growing steadily over the last decade — and one reason is climate change,’ Ahmed wrotein a recent blog post for the Guardian. “In 2009, a UK Department for International Development (Dfid) study warned that climate change could contribute to increasing resource shortages in the country due to land scarcity from desertification, water shortages, and mounting crop
    failures.”

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/05/12/u-k-bloggers-shocking-theory-about-whats-at-the-root-cause-of-the-nigerian-school-girl-abduction/

  47. Cameraman says:

    Eleanor Clift just jumped off the Cliff, what a Asshat!!!

  48. Cameraman says:

    Eleanor Clift just jumped off the Cliff, what a Asshat!!!

  49. Tchhht!!! says:

    “… psychological evalution and drug testing should be mandatory…”

    I’ve been saying that for years. I would also add that anyone who attended a liberal college is automatically disqualified from holding public office.

  50. Tchhht!!! says:

    “… psychological evalution and drug testing should be mandatory…”

    I’ve been saying that for years. I would also add that anyone who attended a liberal college is automatically disqualified from holding public office.

  51. Leonard Jones says:

    To be a liberal is to be delusional! One has to abandon logic, science,
    history, economics, and common sense to become this stupid.

    You have to believe that 350 PPM of CO2 is causing global warming.

    You have to believe in a discredited economic / political system that
    murdered 150 million+ people, but not in capitalism.

    You have to fail every history class you ever took to make the case
    that Islam is not a violent religion, even while they murder millions of
    Christians in Africa.

    You have to believe that the failed social engineering that turned our
    inner city streets into war zones is a success.

    I could go on for pages.

  52. Leonard Jones says:

    To be a liberal is to be delusional! One has to abandon logic, science,
    history, economics, and common sense to become this stupid.

    You have to believe that 350 PPM of CO2 is causing global warming.

    You have to believe in a discredited economic / political system that
    murdered 150 million+ people, but not in capitalism.

    You have to fail every history class you ever took to make the case
    that Islam is not a violent religion, even while they murder millions of
    Christians in Africa.

    You have to believe that the failed social engineering that turned our
    inner city streets into war zones is a success.

    I could go on for pages.

  53. 4farms says:

    Yup, Eleanor that’s right. And so it must be right that no Jews were murdered in Germany during WWII, they just died of gas inhalation.

  54. 4farms says:

    Yup, Eleanor that’s right. And so it must be right that no Jews were murdered in Germany during WWII, they just died of gas inhalation.

  55. Will says:

    Imagine what liberals would be saying if someone had said that Travon Martin died of the affects of an injection of heavy metal alloys!!!

  56. Will says:

    Imagine what liberals would be saying if someone had said that Travon Martin died of the affects of an injection of heavy metal alloys!!!

  57. oldguy says:

    I see MS Clift still has her long term memory. Short term is gone though as she didn’t remember the video story was discredited. This is what happens when you wake them too fast.

  58. oldguy says:

    I see MS Clift still has her long term memory. Short term is gone though as she didn’t remember the video story was discredited. This is what happens when you wake them too fast.

  59. Angel says:

    Just another case of workplace violence. It’s time to move on.

  60. Angel says:

    Just another case of workplace violence. It’s time to move on.

  61. randy harrison says:

    I thought she would be in assisted living by now.
    She must be vying to be the next Helen Thomas.

  62. bobdog19006 says:

    She says “respiratory failure”. I wonder if that was before or after they cut off his genitals?

    Must have accidentally hurt himself in the fall, a common workplace accident in that region.

  63. bobdog19006 says:

    She says “respiratory failure”. I wonder if that was before or after they cut off his genitals?

    Must have accidentally hurt himself in the fall, a common workplace accident in that region.

  64. 762x51 says:

    So if I rob a liquor store at gun point and the clerk who is 67 years old and 100lbs over weight dies from a heart attack they can’t charge me with 2nd degree murder?

    Wanna bet?

  65. 762x51 says:

    So if I rob a liquor store at gun point and the clerk who is 67 years old and 100lbs over weight dies from a heart attack they can’t charge me with 2nd degree murder?

    Wanna bet?

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