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Sep 19 2011

EPA Wanted List

The Nazis had the Gestapo; our budding tyranny has the innocuous-sounding Environmental Protection Agency. Before anyone mentions Godwin’s law, consider that the EPA and its armed agents are steadily tightening a stranglehold around the neck of the economy. According to a terrifying ruling by the Supreme Court, they theoretically have the authority to regulate literally all human activity, including breathing. This bloated and nefarious agency has even started putting out an FBI-style wanted list.

From an EPA wanted poster:


Abuteir is wanted on multiple counts of “blending of motor fuel.” I only wish this were a joke.

On a tip from Granny Jan.

18 Responses to “EPA Wanted List”

  1. Roflcoper down says:

    Gotta round up the Jews one way or another.

  2. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    In a addition to dust(!), Hope & Change means hay is also a pollutant. It’s for your own good (GAIA, atheist goddess commands it), you filthy carbon breathing humans.

  3. DANEgerus says:

    Look, behind this rock, it is a Jew!

  4. blue says:

    did the EPA look for him at the 7-11’s in Houston?

  5. chuck in st paul says:

    “blending of fuel”
    Geeez, all the NASCAR and NHRA guys had better run for it!!

  6. Roflcoper down says:

    So many Muslims owning 7-11 stores that they are changing the name to 9-11.

    I that what you are insinuating you angry white red neck with no understanding of basic science and full of hate and fear for things you don’t understand?!? Houston, we have a problem…

  7. Screwy Puppy says:

    These guys imported cars that did not meet emission standards:

    This guy had his crew lie during an inspection. Didn’t Clinton lie. Oh yeah. That was about sex and abuse of his position as a bosss, which is okay.

    This guy removed asbestos:

    Illegal smuggling of one hundred and five (105) thirty pound cylinders of ozone depleting contraband. I never got this. Don’t use products that deplete ozone, but also don’t use machines that produce ozone. I think we all will get put on the list for some sort of ozone violation.

    This guy is guilty of smuggling freon:

    Oily water:

    CAPTURED! He falsified emissions data. Thank God he’s off the streets!

    Start reading some of the “information” posted on the site beyond the most wanted. Read their climate change propoganda.

  8. Winston Smith says:

    First it doesnt indicate he is Jewish. Israel has around 1 million Arab Muslims living as Israeli citizen inside it borders.

  9. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    I wonder if the EPA will regulate the gas chambers they send us to ?


    Wanted by the EPA anyone who refuses to pay homage and worship at the church of the holy earth mother gaia

  11. chuck in st paul says:

    OMG!! I just passed assgas and I don’t have any current carbon indulgences!
    [“Grab the keys honey! We’ll make a run for it!”]

    The whole Freon/ozone thing is ANOTHER scam just like the DDT scam and the catastrophic AGW scam. Some really good papers on it came out around six months ago or so blowing holes in the entire theory. It had to do with persistence of chlorofluorocarbons and of O3 (ozone) in the upper atmosphere. More papers have pretty much put the atmosperic transport mechanism theory in complete doubt. *shock* *surprise* NOT.

    It’s time for the EPA to go away.

  12. KHarn says:

    As I said, we went communist but just won’t admit it. Where’s that “workers’ paradise” you bastards promassed?

  13. John Lewis says:

    As we exhale CO2, I suppose that the EPA can put plastic
    bags over our heads if it so desires.

    Life and death, indeed.

  14. oldguy says:

    Is everyone who works for the federals armed?

  15. Gunner Jones says:

    ” oldguy says:

    September 19, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    Is everyone who works for the federals armed?

    Yep, including the Dept of Education. I think this was mentioned on MoonBattery before

  16. PPs43 says:

    This is getting interesting. What’s next, penal institutions run by Government Greenies??? (You vill eat you peas. Vee haf vays of making you eat your peas.)

  17. dan says:

    Greenies are the best argument for post -term abortion that I’ve encountered….
    … stop overpopulation,thin the liberal herd

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