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Apr 16 2013

F*** for Forest — The Movie

If you think it is incredible that the global warming hoax still serves as a pretext for authoritarianism despite the conspicuous lack of warming for nearly two decades now, consider this — F*** for Forest is still around too. A new documentary has the ecopornography outfit back in the news:

“Blood and sperm. The perfect mix,” says a tattooed hippy, as he licks both off his hands, having just had sex with a woman in front of a small audience in a Berlin basement. “Life-giving fluids we are all so afraid of. We’re so afraid of ourselves! It’s all organic.” It’s not everyone’s idea of popular entertainment, but this scene can be experienced at a safe distance in a new documentary, F*ck for Forest, detailing the activities of the group of the same name (without the asterisk). …

The live displays are a sideline; funds are primarily raised via their website, which has images and videos of its core staff members and whatever volunteers they pick up on the street in myriad sexual permutations, from naked people up trees to chaotic orgies. Subscribers pay about £10 [$13.10] a month, and the proceeds go towards rainforest conservation projects in South America. …

[FFF cofounder Tommy Hol Ellingsen] and his Swedish partner Leona Johansson can talk at great length about the ills of western society, freedom of expression, the sanctity of nature and nobility of indigenous tribal life, but in the documentary their philosophy is put to the test. The first half details their eco-hippy existence, wandering the streets of Berlin, propositioning strangers to contribute to the website, getting stoned, having sex, and subjecting audiences to their performance art (if the “blood and sperm” part sounds shocking, wait for their terrible folk songs).

By exploiting the environmental angle, they actually make money as professional hippie degenerates.

Leona estimates that the non-profit organisation has made in the region of €100,000 (£85,000) [$131,000] a year, since it started in 2004. Their website details how the money has been spent on buying up land and promoting permaculture and indigenous lifestyles in Brazil, Peru and other countries. And as the film attests, they also live a frugal lifestyle, wearing clothes and eating food they find in rubbish bins, rather than spending the charity’s money.

When they get stoned, they presumably find the drugs in rubbish bins too. It is unthinkable that funds intended to save the sacred forests would go up in marijuana smoke.

These days it isn’t easy to push the envelope, but Tommy and Leona consistently manage.

When Tommy and Leona first started the website in Oslo, they received a grant from the Norwegian government — a decision the authorities regretted when Tommy and Leona caused a stir by having sex on stage at a Norwegian music festival later that year, while a hardcore band called the Cumshots played along. That led to an obscenity trial, at which Tommy pleaded for the cause of public nudity and dropped his trousers in court. Shortly after, they relocated to Berlin, where they’ve continued to make enemies. In 2009 they were ejected from an anarchist congress in the city for insisting on the right to remove their clothes during a workshop entitled “Anarchy and Sex”. The controversy resulted in the entire congress being shut down early. In 2011, they took things even further by interrupting the Ascension Day service in Oslo Cathedral with a naked protest (in defence of a priest who was sacked for writing about sex). Shocked members of the clergy had to drag them off the altar.

Michal Marczak, the director of the documentary, comments on FFF’s pornographic product:

“My first impression was, who the hell would ever watch this? And even if they would, who would pay for it? It’s really vulgar and its very … hairy. Nobody shaves their armpits, and it’s really badly lit. But I noticed that the people mostly seem happy in it.”

Moonbats are easy to please in some respects.

Tommy and Leona, thankfully with their clothes on.

On tips from Stormfax and Steve A. Hat tip: Watts Up With That?

14 Responses to “F*** for Forest — The Movie”

  1. Wilberforce says:

    Speaking of forests, this didn’t take long…

    “US Forest Service PR rep blames Boston bombing on Tea Party.”

  2. Dr. 9 says:

    They are perfect examples of why euthanasia should be the law of the land.

  3. Flu-Bird says:

    Proves that enviromentalism isa mental disorder cuased by a strict vegan diet eating too many NUTS and Berries too many EARTH DAY celebrations too nany CAPTIAN PLANET marathons and watching AVATAR 2 or 3 times a day and realing SILENT SPRING,THE POPULATION BOMB and EARTH IN THE BALANCE until the pages fell out

  4. Henry says:

    Communist Goals as read into the Congressional Record January 10, 1963:

    22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to “eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms.”

    23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. “Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art.”

    24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them “censorship” and a violation of free speech and free press.

    25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.

    26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as “normal, natural, healthy.”

  5. Flu-Bird says:

    Eco-wackos like JULIA(BUTTERFLY)HILL who spent two years sitting ina tree she called LUNA(Lunatics like herself and hew followers)and the U.C. BERKELEY wanks who sit in trees Frankly Tree sitting is more proof that enviromentalism is a mental disorder as well

  6. Flu-Bird says:


  7. Spartan24 says:

    Seeing those two having sex would be a soul scarring nightmare. The smell alone would make me puke.

  8. Flu-Bird says:

    Spartan 24. Enough to make skunk gag or make a vulture sick

  9. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    I saw something like that mating last night.

  10. Archie Bunker says:

    Does that woman think she is a 9 year old girl? To zippy on the left, please occupy a shower stall.

  11. Doug says:

    Dave, you had one Freudian slip in there, whith which I wholeheartedly agree: Fuc* the Forest.

    They can mow it down for all I care, spotted owls and all.

  12. Dave Blount says:

    Thanks Doug. It was a Freudian slip all right. I fixed it.

  13. Flu-Bird says:

    We used to have one of those annoying eco-wacko groups in our small town they were always filing stupid lawsuits to stop logging but their end came in 2001 when they cut off all the water to the KLAMATH BASIN FARMERS in order to protect two worthless TRASH FISH and a Salmon you can buy in the store and their HQ was in a WOODEN BUILDING with a WOOD sign But the jerk who headed the group is still at it

  14. Vic Kelley says:

    Just looking at them made me queasy damn sure glad I can’t smell them through the internet.

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