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Feb 23 2016

First Executive Order by President Sanders: Nouns Converted to Adjectives

First the good news: President Sanders will make extravagantly expensive college education free.

Then the bad news: “free” coming from a socialist means that it will be even more extravagantly expensive, that you will have to pay for it whether you use it or not, and that it will probably have to be rationed.

Then more bad news: like everything else in a country increasingly micromanaged by hypertrophic Big Government, education will be run by people like Bernie Sanders.

At least this gives Shrillary supporters an opportunity to laugh instead of cringe for a change:

On tips from Torcer and Chocolate&Cheese. Hat tip: Twitchy.



61 Responses to “First Executive Order by President Sanders: Nouns Converted to Adjectives”

  1. Mr. Freemarket says:

    If Dear Leader says they are adjectives, then they damn well better be treated as adjectives.

    Those who disagree must report at the re-education center Tuesday next. Bring warm clothes and a shovel.

  2. Mr. Freemarket says:

    If Dear Leader says they are adjectives, then they damn well better be treated as adjectives.

    Those who disagree must report at the re-education center Tuesday next. Bring warm clothes and a shovel.

  3. 762x51 says:

    I always wondered about that strategy of having someone dig their own grave. I’m like, go eff yourself and dig the hole, I’m not going to do it. What are they going to do, kill me a few minutes sooner? Better to die in defiance

  4. 762x51 says:

    I always wondered about that strategy of having someone dig their own grave. I’m like, go eff yourself and dig the hole, I’m not going to do it. What are they going to do, kill me a few minutes sooner? Better to die in defiance

  5. Scott Doty says:

    What a fool. Of course it is not “free” but at least the first two years can be less expensive or maybe community college can be free for two years to reduce the cost.

  6. 762x51 says:

    Somebody tell Candice Loren that ones doe not correct totalitarians without consequences.

    Remember, you can’t fix stupid.

  7. Scott Doty says:

    What a fool. Of course it is not “free” but at least the first two years can be less expensive or maybe community college can be free for two years to reduce the cost.

  8. 762x51 says:

    Somebody tell Candice Loren that ones doe not correct totalitarians without consequences.

    Remember, you can’t fix stupid.

  9. TED says:

    You idiots REALLY DON’T need anymore!! 😎

  10. TED says:

    You idiots REALLY DON’T need anymore!! 😎

  11. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Just once I’d like to hear some so-called journalist ask Sanders who’s going to pay for all his programs after the rich have moved their fortunes off-shore and they have left the country. Ask Bern about the folks that have renounced their US citizenship to avoid taxes.

    Don’t let him squirm out of an answer. Demand a clear answer.

    I suspect anyone doing so would be exiting the venue horizontally with tie wraps around their feet and hands.

  12. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Just once I’d like to hear some so-called journalist ask Sanders who’s going to pay for all his programs after the rich have moved their fortunes off-shore and they have left the country. Ask Bern about the folks that have renounced their US citizenship to avoid taxes.

    Don’t let him squirm out of an answer. Demand a clear answer.

    I suspect anyone doing so would be exiting the venue horizontally with tie wraps around their feet and hands.

  13. Momster says:

    Such things as college being “free” will indeed result in rationing. College will be free only for those who have never “contributed” to it through taxation. Those of who do pay for it will be denied access.

  14. Momster says:

    Such things as college being “free” will indeed result in rationing. College will be free only for those who have never “contributed” to it through taxation. Those of who do pay for it (that is, all who have jobs) will be denied access.

  15. gary says:

    even is he took all the rich people’s money and taxed them at 100% , it wouldn’t be even close to being enough to pay for his plan

  16. gary says:

    even is he took all the rich people’s money and taxed them at 100% , it wouldn’t be even close to being enough to pay for his plan

  17. TED says:

    I would say the HEIGHT of ignorance, but the LEFT take that as a challenge! http://media.cagle.com/136/2016/02/14/175495_600.jpg

  18. TED says:

    I would say the HEIGHT of ignorance, but the LEFT take that as a challenge! http://media.cagle.com/136/2016/02/14/175495_600.jpg

  19. TED says:

    WELCOME TO BERNIEVILLE, Not being able to see this outcome is a plain MENTAL illness called DENIAL! http://i.imgur.com/VCJWCCN.jpg

  20. TED says:

    WELCOME TO BERNIEVILLE, Not being able to see this outcome is a plain MENTAL illness called DENIAL! http://i.imgur.com/VCJWCCN.jpg

  21. 762x51 says:

    Do you think the sheep will notice the soldiers with automatic weapons in the grocery stores? Once it happens here, and it has to happen, socialism has never gone any other way, they may notice it, empty shelves my be the first clue though. By then, the damage is done. it will be too late to correct.

    The darkness is descending and still no one is opposing it.

  22. 762x51 says:

    Do you think the sheep will notice the soldiers with automatic weapons in the grocery stores? Once it happens here, and it has to happen, socialism has never gone any other way, they may notice it, empty shelves my be the first clue though. By then, the damage is done. it will be too late to correct.

    The darkness is descending and still no one is opposing it.

  23. TED says:

    HELL, EVEN HILLARY knows better!! http://i.imgur.com/KBqKk31.jpg

  24. TED says:

    HELL, EVEN HILLARY knows better!! http://i.imgur.com/KBqKk31.jpg

  25. TED says:

    http://i.imgur.com/OzGLSxI.jpg UNTIL the dimes run out, oh, did you forget that?

  26. TED says:

    http://i.imgur.com/OzGLSxI.jpg UNTIL the dimes run out, oh, did you forget that?

  27. TED says:

    Baaaaaaaaaa

  28. TED says:

    Baaaaaaaaaa

  29. TED says:

    AND THEY actually buy it!!!!

  30. TED says:

    AND THEY actually buy it!!!!

  31. TED says:

    THE PURE TRUTH.

  32. TED says:

    THE PURE TRUTH.

  33. TED says:

    IGNORING FACTS, the ONLY thing the LEFT has EVER been good it.

  34. TED says:

    IGNORING FACTS, the ONLY thing the LEFT has EVER been good it.

  35. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    Thank you!

  36. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Most people refuse to believe that their own government would shoot them in the back.

    Of course, few people understand that Stalin killed 50 million and Mao killed 70 million….mostly of their own citizens.

  37. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Most people refuse to believe that their own government would shoot them in the back.

    Of course, few people understand that Stalin killed 50 million and Mao killed 70 million….mostly of their own citizens.

  38. Eddie_Valiant says:

    True, but they didn’t have a 2nd Amendment. That’s why it’s so important to not let the gubmint get a toehold on the right, lest it be gone.

  39. Eddie_Valiant says:

    True, but they didn’t have a 2nd Amendment. That’s why it’s so important to not let the gubmint get a toehold on the right, lest it be gone.

  40. Eddie_Valiant says:

    They’ll notice when the toilet paper runs out.

  41. Eddie_Valiant says:

    They’ll notice when the toilet paper runs out.

  42. Mr. Freemarket says:

    23,000 laws concerning firearms later, I’d say the government has more than a toehold on the second amendment.

  43. Mr. Freemarket says:

    23,000 laws concerning firearms later, I’d say the government has more than a toehold on the second amendment.

  44. Buffalobob says:

    Does the sobbing Sanders supporter live in a storage room, or did her parents lock her in their garage?

  45. Buffalobob says:

    Does the sobbing Sanders supporter live in a storage room, or did her parents lock her in their garage?

  46. Foxwater says:

    Well, maybe the nouns self-identify as adjectives. That’s ok by liberals…

  47. Foxwater says:

    Well, maybe the nouns self-identify as adjectives. That’s ok by liberals…

  48. TED says:

    THEY won’t notice, THEY will be just a chunk of lead heavier, MUCH quieter and SLIGHTLY more unaware….

  49. TED says:

    THEY won’t notice, THEY will be just a chunk of lead heavier, MUCH quieter and SLIGHTLY more unaware….

  50. George Lortz says:

    Do these fools actually write and send their own tweets ? I would think some dumbshit staffer is doing it, and getting clearance from some semi-upper echelon flunky. If the candidates are actually sending this shit out, they’re dumber than I thought.

  51. George Lortz says:

    Do these fools actually write and send their own tweets ? I would think some dumbshit staffer is doing it, and getting clearance from some semi-upper echelon flunky. If the candidates are actually sending this shit out, they’re dumber than I thought.

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