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Aug 27 2012

GEICO Fired Gunny for Speaking Ill of the Moonbat Messiah

The aptly named Progressive — run by George Soros knockoff Peter Lewis — isn’t the only insurance company run by moonbats. There is also tax-dodging zillionaire crony socialist Warren Buffett’s GEICO, which fired the esteemed countermoonbat known as Gunny for criticizing the Moonbat Messiah:

Ever wonder why R. Lee Ermey only did one hysterical commercial for Geico? The “Full Metal Jacket” star says the insurance giant gave him a pink slip because of his political beliefs.

Ermey famously bashed President Barack Obama in December 2010, saying his administration was trying to “impose socialism” on the American people and was “destroying the country.”

Here’s Gunny for GEICO:

…and here he is telling us what he really feels:

Regrettably, Gunny apologized for having told the truth about Obama. The lesson: don’t ever say you’re sorry; you’ll get the axe anyway.

On tips from AC and Dr. 9.

18 Responses to “GEICO Fired Gunny for Speaking Ill of the Moonbat Messiah”

  1. Doug says:

    Hell, only steers and queers are from GEICO and GEICO doesn’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

    Why, Warren Buffet looks like the kind of guy that would f*ck somebody in the a$$ and not have to common decency to give him a reach aroubd.

  2. forest says:

    Government Employee Insurance Company.

  3. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Crap. I just cancelled my motorcycle insurance with Progressive and changed to Geico. Looks like I’m back in the market for insurance. Can anyone tell me if there is an insurance company NOT owned by a moonbat? Save me some time here.

  4. Anon-Y-Mouse says:

    Gunny calls ’em like he sees ’em. I’d walk into harms way with him any time, any where.

    Hoo rah.

    (Trickle, try Allstate. I get a descent rate from them. Not sure about their political affiliations.)

  5. Drury says:


    Dairyland Insurance only does motorcycles. I think they are a subsidiary of Sentry Insurance. Never had a problem with them, but don’t know if they are owned by leftist tools. I KNOW for a fact Progressive and GEICO are using their profits for un-American causes, so they will never get my business.

  6. AC says:

    Crap. I just cancelled my motorcycle insurance with Progressive and changed to Geico. Looks like Iā€™m back in the market for insurance. Can anyone tell me if there is an insurance company NOT owned by a moonbat? Save me some time here.

    You’re USAF retired, right?


  7. James McEnanly says:

    At least they also fired that anchorman wannabe as well. I don’t remember his name, but he made some unflattering remarks about Conservatives. I haven’t seen him since this commercial , which came out about the time Anthony Weiner used his smartphone to do a very dumb thing.

  8. Gunny G says:

    This Gunny stands with the mighty Gunny Ermey! Fuck Geico and Progressive. I use Allstate and they give me a great rate and BEEN using them since 1991!

  9. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    AC, USAA doesn’t offer motorcycle insurance. They have a deal with Progressive, which is how I ended up there to begin with. I have since contacted USAA and told them about Peter Lewis and his funding of left wing causes and asked them why they would refer conservative military people to a lefty loon. I also told them that Progressive is charging 4 times what GEICO charges. I haven’t heard back yet.

  10. 762x51 says:

    Wanna bet Gunny Ermey doesn’t give a rats ass about those weak sisters? Chick – Fil – a should have him do some commercials for them.

    I will not do business with these leftist scum, never have, never will. We need a really good database of companies who support the commie cause so we can give our money to business who agree with our values. That means no movies, I went to the Act of Valor but that is the only one I have seen in the last five years, that was to support the SEALs not Hollyweird.

    You only get to vote for government offices every two years but you can vote with your dollars every single day. Piss on the scum get in their face and let them know why.

  11. Mr Evilwrench says:

    He’s done a couple of pretty good Glock commercials, not like you’d see them on the idiot box, but look them up on youtube.

  12. PabloD says:

    Gunny is like a honey badger; I’m confident that he doesn’t give a s–t about being fired by Geico.

  13. Nathaniel M says:

    Just the sight of Gunny Ermey’s mighty eyebrows make limp lefties piss themselves. It’s scientifically proven. šŸ™‚

  14. Nathaniel M says:

    Gunny eats a honey badger a day to keep his teeth and finger nails nice and clear.

  15. Jimbo says:

    I thought GEICO only insured foreign lizards.

    State Farm has always been good to me, and for my age etc. – they’re as inexpensive as anyone.

  16. Mockingbird says:


  17. Bath House Barry says:

    Private Snowball got slapped by a white sergeant. Justice for Snowball!

  18. Lucky13 says:

    There’s nothing like going out with a WMD Gunny. I salute you for being the loose cannon that you are.

    “This economy sucks!”

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