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Aug 21 2012

Horrific Bias Crime: Bacon Left in Public Park

Hate is a two-way street. It’s true that Muslims have filled whole cemeteries by committing nearly 20,000 documented acts of terror since murdering 3,000 people on September 11. But look at the oppression they endure in return:

An end of Ramadan celebration was tainted [Sunday] when guests discovered three packages of uncooked bacon in a Staten Island park in what police are saying is a possible bias incident.

The revelers gathered in New Dorp Beach Park for the Eid-ul-Fitr when the pork product was discovered near the football field at 7:30 a.m., police said.

Intones Police Commissioner Ray Kelly:

“This has been determined to be a bias event.”

Due to the privileged status Muslims have enjoyed since 9/11, police actually take time away from ensuring public safety to investigate stuff like this. Still more absurdly, the Police Commissioner of the largest city in the country drops whatever he is doing to bow and scrape before Muslims by investigating those suspected of not finding them appealing.

It does get a rise out of them.

On tips from J, Shawn, Sean, Bob Roberts, and G. Fox. Hat tip: Atlas Shrugs.

62 Responses to “Horrific Bias Crime: Bacon Left in Public Park”

  1. metprof says:

    I’m curious. Just what crime was committed here?

  2. Doug says:

    It must be hate crime…just think of all the hungry DOGS it will attract to the place!

  3. Harleybob says:

    @ metprof I’m curious. Just what crime was committed here?:
    The bacon wasn’t crispy enough!

  4. momtothreebeagles says:

    The real crime here is that the bacon wasn’t cooked up and enjoyed by one we counter-moonbats here. 🙂

  5. AC says:

    Suppose a homeless vagrant had been drinking or shooting up in the area, and left empty bottles or used needles lying around. We know these things offend Muslims, but would the liberal establishment care? In the moonbat pecking order, does an addicted bum trump a Muslim?

    The only reason they’re taking this seriously is because they suspect it can be blamed on a white conservative.

  6. StanInTexas says:

    So blacks target whites, and Muslims target Christians, and the authorities can find no “hate” crime there.

    But “BACON” offends Muslims, so that must be hate.

    This is about an hour past STUPID!

  7. whotothewhat says:

    I was called in to investigate a possible hate crime at a Muslim event. As the first investigator on scene I noticed what look like a strip of meat on the ground, I knelt down and used my bic pen to pick up the slice of bacon off the ground, I could tell right away that it was Jones Dairy Farm sliced regular. I quickly stood back up and as I took a bite of my ham sandwich I wondered what sick twisted freak could do such a thing.

  8. Drury says:

    IT’S BACON!!!

    (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

  9. SR says:

    Eid-ul-Fitr ?? What-the-fuk!

  10. Homer S says:

    Mmmmmmmm! Bacon!

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  12. Miguel says:

    There not supposed to EAT bacon. We get that. No one is forcing it into their mouths.

  13. SR says:

    Poor set upon Muslims.

    Canada: Man arrested for walking dog near Muslims in public park

  14. Stephen E Dalton says:

    Next time, herd a bunch of live hogs in there! That will give them something to really scream about! Soo-Wee!

  15. Rodney says:

    If a pack of Bacon is all we need to run theses sombitches off put me down for a case. I will gladly spread the fat around. How about bullet lube made out of pig fat.. Would this be a hate crime?

  16. we're doomed says:

    Build a mosque near the ruins of the world trade center: tell everyone to stop being so paranoid.

    Find some bacon in the park: OMG!!! CALL THE POLICE!!1

  17. Henry says:

    Bacon is meat candy!

    “Liberal” —-> “Progressive”

    “Global Warming” —-> “Climate Change”

    “Illegal Alien” —-> “Undocumented American”

    “Terrorist” —-> “Freedom Fighter”

    “Terrorism” —-> “Workplace Violence”

    “War on Terror” —-> “Overseas Contingency Operation”

    “Penalty” —-> “Tax”

    “Government Spending” —-> “Infrastructure Investment”

    “Hate Crime” —-> “Bias Incident”

    Notice a pattern?

  18. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    I’m curious. Just what crime was committed here?
    This “bias event” is a call to action for moonbats running NYC to pass a law, or to set up some kind of Canadian style “Human Rights Commission” where these sorts of things are made up as they go along

  19. So Cal Jim says:

    It’s Hate Littering! OMG, NO!! Not Hate Littering! Anything but that! I mean, who can forget Schinkenspecknacht?? You know…that terrible night when the Nazi’s swarmed all over Germany putting raw bacon on all Jewish owned businesses and houses? It was horrble! Inhumane! And now we’ve had our own Schinkenspecknacht! We are an evil people. Poor Muzzies!

  20. Sam Adams says:

    How does NYC tolerate hot dog vendors who offer something other than Kosher hot dogs?

  21. jerry says:

    it is a crime wasted bacon bookem danno

  22. Anon-Y-Mouse says:

    Hate crime —> Bias Incident —> Anything Muslims don’t like or in any way offends them, which is pretty much everything.

    Hey motherfuckers, this is America. You get to be free. Here’s the bad news: so does everyone else, even people who disagree with or don’t like you. They can drink or eat bacon or do pretty much what they want.

    Get used to it or leave. In fact, forget option one. Just leave.

  23. nobarack08 says:


    Someone planted an IBD – Improvised Bacon Device

    OK, I coined the phrase.

  24. Bill T says:

    Rodney says ” How about bullet lube made out of pig fat.. ”
    Stock up

  25. Alphamail says:

    For all of those who are offended by a benign 75 year-old Christian cross in the middle of the desert; or by the quiet reassurance of the Ten Commandments posted on a wall inside City Hall; or by the immense Christian charity given to the homeless, the needy, or the sick; or to the values of forgiveness and turn-the-other-cheek…..this idiotic placation of Muslims, and a future nightmarish in-your-face politically-correct removal of your basic free speech and Constitutional Rights, is what you now need to prepare for.

    Just as you won’t be able to say you don’t believe in same-sex marriage, be ready to be arrested when you offend a Muslim – and almost anything you do WILL be an offense.

    You couldn’t stand the simple symbols of an America loving faith and you’ve supported the ACLU to destroy them, so now you get to enjoy the fruit of your senseless persistent Christian bashing.

  26. MicahStone says:

    I wonder, if the bacon had been cooked to be deliciously, mouthwatering crisp, would those in the park who were so horrified at the RAW BACON had eaten the cooked version?

  27. Raving Canuck MusTard says:

    They hace free bacon in NYC?
    Teh States are truly the promised land.
    Road trip!

  28. Bill T says:

    Former Marine Indefinitely Detained In Psychiatric Ward Over 9/11 Facebook Posts

    Raub’s attorney – the head of the non-partisan civil rights law firm The Rutherford Institute – points out that Raub is being indefinitely detained, and says:

    For government officials to not only arrest Brandon Raub for doing nothing more than exercising his First Amendment rights but to actually force him to undergo psychological evaluations and detain him against his will goes against every constitutional principle this country was founded upon. This should be a wake-up call to Americans that the police state is here.”

  29. Mickey Shea says:

    Wanna bet that the muslims planted that bacon themselves?

  30. jorgen says:

    discovered three packages of uncooked bacon in a Staten Island park

    And the Muslims had reserved the whole area for their sole use?

  31. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    You must be joking…raw bacon is a crime?

    And I thought being here was Hell.

  32. Geeknerd says:

    Compare Ramadan with Lent.

    During Ramadan, you can’t eat anything while the sun is up, but come nightfall, you can chow down. For some, it’s like having Thanksgiving dinner every night for a week.

    During Lent, you give up some of your pleasures day and night in remembrance of and gratitude to the One who gave up everything for you, sinner, even though you don’t deserve it.

    The Law has been fullfilled, so have a bacon cheeseburger on Easter morning.

  33. Geeknerd says:

    Change “week” to “month”

  34. Nathaniel M says:

    ALL INFIDELS MUST SURRENDER THEIR BACON TO ME. SO SAYS ALLAH!!! *Please also surrender your rye bread, lettuce, mayo, Boar’s Head deli-turkey and sliced tomatoes as well.

  35. Winston Smith says:

    BACOS Bacon bits are meat free. So if you put bacos in their good and the thought they were going to hell because they thought they ate bacon would that be a hate crime?

  36. Libra says:

    “A bias event”.” Meh.

  37. YANKEE says:

    First, they came for my bacon…

    In a school in England, they banned the reading of Three Little Pigs to not offend the Religion of Peace. To avoid being accused of a hate crime, all caring Americans should cover up all crosses, stars of David, images of Jesus and Christmas Trees.

  38. Bo-Jangles says:

    “This has been determined to be a bias event…” — Ray Kelly

    A bias event? That means it’s not a crime. And if it’s not a crime, then why is the NYPD (and the feds) investigating it?

    Ray kelly, a former “tough” NYC street cop, and former Marine commando, has become a totally PC’ized pussy under the thumb of NYC’s Queen Bloomberg.

    He also just released a report that said, after several years of “deep undercover” work in NYC’s huge Muslim community, by some very brave and dedicated NYPD cops, “we found not one bit of evidence of any type of radical behavior on the part of anyone in the Muslim community“.

    What a load of PC bullshit! Where does he think the plot to blow up tunnels and bridges, and the JFK airport fule pipeline a couple of years ago came from? The feds had no trouble finding that plot. Perhaps no one told Kelly about Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn, an area filled with radical Muslims. Perhaps he, and his master Queen Bloomberg, should try leaving Manhattan once in a while.

  39. Kanaka Girl says:

    Wonder how long it will take Nanny Bloomberg to ban bacon?

  40. 762x51 says:

    This is a terrible waste of bacon. Pigs feet would have been cheaper and more appropriate for this “event”

    Bo-Jangles says:
    August 21, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    “This has been determined to be a bias event…” — Ray Kelly

    A bias event? That means it’s not a crime. And if it’s not a crime, then why is the NYPD (and the feds) investigating it?

    Bo – “bias event” is PC code language for hate crime, that is why they are investigating it. Now if they had left a crucifix in a jar of pee at the local church, they would have gotten a different response from government, a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts.

    Government is supporting one religion over another here, expressly forbidden by the First Amendment.

  41. Ummah Gummah says:


    Wow.. I just wanted to have a look back in time to see how Roverand terry Bones is doing, that fine pooch who attacked a bacon-laden KKKoranmpf and I had to witness that all but the first and last pictures have been erased:

    Looks like an act of self-censorship, quite possibly caused by ROP™er death threats on Free Republic staff.

    All those beautiful action shots have been erased!

    I have to conclude that death threats from moHAMedans on “infidels” are not a “hate crime”.



  42. KHarn says:


    muslims don’t believe in SAME-SEX MARRAGES. In fact, they will KILL anyone practicing such.

    Just thought I’d let you know what kind of people you cow-tow to.

  43. Ummah Gummah says:


    I couldn’t find the pics on Waybackmachine either:

    Should’ve SAVED them so that future generations of FREE MEN AND WOMEN might be able to enjoy them!



  44. Ummah Gummah says:


    What kind of dirt they got on Kelly?

    With all the littering in New York, throwing bacon on the ground is a “hate crime”??!!!

    What if it turns out that moslems threw the bacon in order to DIVERT police attention to this insignificant incident so that they are free to carry out a TERRORIST PLOT elsewhere??!!

    Or maybe this is just a test.. how do we know this isn’t so?


  45. Ummah Gummah says:


    A little research led me to a fearless and intrepid site which offers a few of the original pictures:

    KKKoranmpf with bacon!!

    Roverand Terry Bones loves it!!


  46. Ummah Gummah says:


    GOP water boy Sean Hannity calls on Congressman Todd Aiken to get out of the race.

    The GOPstablishment wants him to step down and Hannity puts him on the air to demand why he doesn’t do “what’s good for the party”.

    Not what’s good for America, mind you.

    Because what’s good for Karl Rove, Grover Norquist and the House of Bush is NOT usually what’s good for America.

    Like another poster wrote: If Barney Frank can run a male callboy ring out of his house while his live-in boyfriend grows weed in the basement why should the FBI be going after Republican skinny dippers in Israel?

    If the KKKennedy KKKlan can RAPE and DROWN women without consequence, how come this congressman is taken to task for MISSPEAKING and cajoled to drop out of the race?!

    I say Todd Aiken stays in the race and takes the fight to the GOOPERS.

    Let him give interviews galore and explain why he is staying in and put the focus on the KKKennedys and Barney Frank and the pedophile Harry Reed!!


    GIVE ‘EM HELL!!!


  47. Anon-Y-Mouse says:

    Ummah, have you stripped a gear? Akin is an idiot. Not only will he obviously lose, but he’ll be THE target (already is) and focal point for every prog who wants to say “SEE??? The Repubs hate women and don’t even know how fornication works!”

    The guy needed to withdraw immediately. This is WAY beyond “misspoke”. “Real rape”? A woman’s body “shuts down”? No matter what he intended to say, if that’s the best he can do, we can do WAY better without a dipshit like that. Sorry.

    GET OUT TODD…DO THE RIGHT THING. (If not, kinda makes you wonder who he’s workin’ for.)

  48. TonyD95B says:

    This WAS a HORRIFIC crime……what kind of sick fiend would waste three perfectly good packages of bacon????

  49. james says:

    Is it a hate crime for me to hate all the bullshit the progressive moonbats are forcing us to deal with? A bunch of sissies and a bunch of bullies … cops and progressives … all equal a bunch of deranged idiots, led by stupid politicians who are deluded into thinking their greatest purpose in life is to tell us what to do and to be our nannies… let’s send them a wake up call.

  50. TED says:

    They should have brought in some DOGS to eat it! Bacon in the Park, sounds like a hit movie. All I can say is ROTFLMAO

  51. MassJim says:

    Think of the hate crime committed if Kevin Bacon happened to stroll through the park.

  52. Lazlo says:

    Stupid koranimals.

  53. swampcat says:

    They can have my bacon when they pry it from my cold dead hands; then maybe microwave it and put it on a BLT with some avocado. Awesome!

  54. LegalizeFREEDOM says:

    If placing Bacon on a football field which offends the Muslims is a hate crime[NOT!], then so are homosexuals public displays in front of a Christian owned business like Chic-Fil-A by the same logic, since it offends most Christians,and they did it TOO offend them, just like the bacon was used to offend the Muslims.

    We should be Free to offend…

  55. Eric says:

    Off subject but Ummah Gummah, I agree with you. He apologized for speaking incorrectly, which he really didn’t, and is not backing down from what he believes.

    Who wants a candidate who stands for nothing but what he is told to stand for?

    Stand on what you believe and let the people vote. If they like you, you win, if they don’t, you lose. But let the PEOPLE VOTE!!

    Who the fuck do the established “GOP”, or MSM think they are, telling a person they can or cannot run for public office? Let the people decide with their vote.

  56. Eric says:

    Back on subject. Where’s my bacon? Let those bastards protest here, I’ll slap them in the face with it. I have that right. Hate crime? My ass.

    I have a concept for making American Flags out of pork products, anyone have any investment money?

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  58. Travis Wilde says:

    It’s close to my neighborhood. Word has it that NYPD were tipped off before the start of the gathering and tried to clean up the bacon before the crowd arrived.
    Aside from the possible banning of pork products around the city – which is not inconceivable given the mayor’s problems with large sodas, trans-fats, and happy hours – I’m wondering what the city fathers will do about dog-walking if they here about this:

  59. 762x51 says:

    A B52 can carry 51 – 750lb bombs or 38,250 lbs of payload. One package of 16 cut bacon, standard grocery store package or one pound, has . . . 16 strips of bacon per package or 612,000 strips per bomb load. We need to carpet bomb, Tehran with this kind of load with every B52 we can put in the air, approximately 200 at present for a total drop capability of 122,400,000 strips of bacon raining from the sky on the Mullahs.

    That should make their eyes bleed.

  60. DRTexas says:

    I wonder if it was the 12oz. packages or the full pound. It could be the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony.

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