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May 30 2017

Illegal Immigrants at Columbia University Issue Outlandish List of Demands

Having figured out that no one is going to deport more than a tiny percentage of them, illegal aliens are escalating their demands:

Illegal immigrants at Columbia University are demanding free health coverage along with mandatory “sensitivity training” for professors and staff.

“Sensitivity training” means brainwashing people with the concept that by being in the country illegally, Third World colonists are “oppressed” and “marginalized” and therefore deserve special rights and privileges at the expense of people who belong here.

“We refuse to amend or change any of these demands,” the group UndoCU began their 13-point list.

The list includes need-based funding for illegal aliens. Emory University already offers free tuition for illegal aliens who say they can’t pay.

[Columbia] devotes an entire page on its website to listing the resources it offers for such students, noting that it has designated a liaison between undocumented students and the administration, arranged pro-bono legal representation, and even provides support from Counseling and Psychological Services.

But none of that is enough for the illegal aliens at Columbia, because nothing you give looters and moochers will ever be enough.

The time has come for regular Americans to make a demand of their own for a change: a row of catapults at the border to send crybully illegal aliens on their way home.

An excellent means of enforcing immigration law.

On a tip from Torcer.

20 Responses to “Illegal Immigrants at Columbia University Issue Outlandish List of Demands”

  1. CTsOpinion says:

    Tolerance of alien aggression is our first failure, it is time to enforce our laws.

  2. rwnutjob says:

    Sounds like a target-rich environment where Sessions should send ICE raiders.

  3. Anonymous says:

    They wouldn’t even get that at home.

  4. Torcer says:

    How does ‘the Onion’ stay relevant the days?

    Feminist researcher invents ‘intersectional quantum physics’ to fight ‘oppression’ of Newton

    .@USATODAY: Trump Driving Liberals to Yoga

    German Finance Minister Responds To Manchester Attack: ‘Christians Can Learn From Muslim Migrants’

  5. Torcer says:

    Is it wrong to find the following article amusing?

    ICE agents eat breakfast at Ann Arbor restaurant before arresting three workers

  6. StephaneDumas says:

    The question who’ll trigger lots of trigglypuffs…

    When they’ll ran out of white man, who’ll pay for their free stuff?

  7. Torcer says:

    I’ve noticed that our august comrades on the national socialist left tend to focus on attacking talking points that highlight their extreme weak points.
    It’s akin to a force being ambushed to take the tactic of attacking the ambushers above anything else.

    Hence, they hate it when anyone brings up the OPM – Other people’s money point.

    Let us never forget this fundamental truth: the State has no source of
    money other than money which people earn themselves.
    If the State wishes
    to spend more it can do so only by borrowing your savings or by taxing
    you more. It is no good thinking that someone else will pay – that
    ‘someone else’ is you. There is no such thing as public money; there is
    only taxpayers’ money.
    MARGARET THATCHER, speech to Conservative Party Conference, Oct. 14, 1983



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  9. 100Bravo says:

    Governments produce money the same way a tick produces blood.

  10. Torcer says:

    Yes, and we probably don’t want to mention that attempting to remove them quite often rips off their heads…..

  11. OldSailor says:

    Politics: … “poli” meaning many and “tics” annoying blood sucking creatures.

  12. OldSailor says:

    Is it wrong? Not from where I sit, I think it’s funny as hell!

  13. OldSailor says:

    Another would be anytime the Texas legislature is discussing illegal alien matters.

  14. Torcer says:

    At least the tiny multi legged versions don’t expect you to reverie them as ‘public servants’……

  15. Torcer says:

    I must confess that I had to laugh when I heard of that, knowing what the unhinged reaction from the socialist Justice warriors will be..

  16. ICEvictim says:

    sounds like time for ICE to visit. At least they’d be screwing with invaders instead of citizens.

  17. Jester says:

    The headline should read:

    Illegal Immigrants at Columbia University Demand More Power and More Free Stuff in Exchange for Continuing to Vote Democrat

  18. Anonymous says:

    Yeah, don’t let the door hit y’all in the butt on the way out…

  19. grayjohn says:

    Arrest and deport them all. Inform their families after the families have been arrested and deported.

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