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Sep 26 2011

Increase Diversity Bake Sale Enrages Racist Moonbats

Nothing could be more racist than pointing out that liberals are racist. That’s why moonbats’ heads are exploding over the Berkeley College Republicans “Increase Diversity Bake Sale,” which offers a pricing structure that reflects race-based admission preferences:


The bake sale is in protest of SB 185, which, if signed by Brown, would allow California public universities to consider a number of non-academic factors such as race, gender and nationality in the admissions process in order to increase campus diversity.

California public universities [supposedly] stopped considering race in admissions in 1997 after California voters passed Proposition 209.

Obviously race, gender, etc. are major factors in college admissions regardless of what proposition or legislation is passed, as the extreme Left has a stranglehold on the education establishment. But militant moonbats want systematic discrimination against Caucasians to be officially sanctified — in clear opposition to the majority of Californians — so they won’t be put to the inconvenience of denying it.

According to Joey Freeman, ASUC [Associated Students of the University of California] External Affairs Vice President — who said he found the event “incredibly offensive” — there are a number of misconceptions about the legislation, namely that it gives preference to underrerpresented minorities. He emphasized that the bill would only allow — not require — admissions officers to consider race and nationality.

Oh, that’s all right then.

I wonder what Joey would make of this scenario. Say there’s another dimension in which the systematic discrimination is against blacks and Hispanics, rather than against whites like it is in our world. In this strange alternate world, a law is proposed stating that it’s okay to discriminate against blacks and Hispanics. The law is intended to be applied to the activities of flaming bigots who bend over backwards to discriminate against blacks and Hispanics even when they are explicitly forbidden to. But the law doesn’t require discrimination; it only permits it. Is the law racist?

Second question for Joey: if so, aren’t you a hypocritical fool?

Joey Freeman says pointing out left-wing racism is “incredibly offensive.”

On tips from Bob Roberts, The MaryHunter, and Shawn.

25 Responses to “Increase Diversity Bake Sale Enrages Racist Moonbats”

  1. AZRon says:

    That’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Congratulations to these young folks, I think I just heard a few heads explode.

  2. The MaryHunter says:

    Man, good thing I attended the University of California in those halcyon days of Ronaldus Magnus, when you could actually get in based on merit.


    Liberals simply prove their intollrence before the public

  4. The MaryHunter says:

    Indeed I just remembered, there was a time in the mid-80s when you needed greater than a 4.0 GPA to get into Berkeley and UCLA. Maybe that was only if you were white. Of course, now all you need is to lie on your ethnic category selection.

  5. Nathaniel M says:

    Ya and I’m sure these aren’t the same arseholes that “celebrate diversity” while bitching about how the Asian student population overly dominates U.C. Berkeley out of the sides of their mouths. Mother-truckin’ simps….

  6. Jimbo says:


    I ride public transportation to/from work – I was reflecting just this morning how completely ‘diverse’ the ridership is, and how liberals want all schools and workplaces throughout the country to reflect the diversity of my fellow riders. Of course, I now live in a state where whites are only 24% of the population. What’s the liberal’s plan to mirror Hawaiian diversity in say… Omaha or Salt Lake City? It’s obvious: Through illegal immigration and copying the ‘California model’; i.e. racism.

  7. kiplingsburdens says:

    Shouldn’t the true “Caucasian pricing” have different tiers and assessments?

    White/Caucasian $8 base price + $2 mandatory punitive disbursement fee

    White/Caucasian Heterosexual $8 base + $2 mandatory punitive disbursement fee + $8 mandatory sponsorship of NABMLA, Queer Nation, ACT UP

    White/Caucasian Homosexual $8 Base – $7 oppressed groups discount

    White/Caucasian/Heterosexual/Christian White/Caucasian $8 base + $2 mandatory punitive disbursement fee + $8 mandatory sponsorship of NABMLA, Queer Nation, ACT UP, + $12 mandatory sponsorship of Atheism Now!, Papal Apologists, Planned Parenthood, Andres Serrano/NEA “donations.” PLEASE NOTE: WHITE/CAUCASIAN/HETEROSEXUAL/CHRISTIANS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO EAT ANY BAKED GOODS THEY PURCHASE. ALL PURCHASES BY THIS GROUP MUST BE “DONATED” TO LESS FORTUNATE GROUP MEMBER.

  8. James says:

    As a Jew, can’t Joey claim he is a non-white to receive victim preferences, even if his parents are wealthy?

  9. Seamus says:

    It’s funny watching moonbats’ heads explode when their own racism is pointed out to them. And it’s also pitiful because they’re too wrapped up in their own ego to see it.

  10. Dr. 9 says:

    So, this is yet another vote by the people of Mexifornia that has been mocked, pushed aside, and ignored, as was Prop-8? Apparently, when people say this is a state run by radical gays, communists, and violent gangs of illegals, they know of what they speak.

  11. Uneducated Moonbat says:

    THAT’S RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    Have seen the bake sale parody before, can’t remember where though. Definitely a classic poke in they commies’ eye.

  13. AC says:

    Have seen the bake sale parody before, can’t remember where though. Definitely a classic poke in they commies’ eye.


  14. wingmann says:

    But,but,but in the not too distant future,whites Will be the minority…..then they can have all the perks…RIGHT?

  15. Turbo says:

    It’s sooo much fun to rub libtard noses in some of their own mess lol 😀

  16. Rock says:

    Berkeley? Really? Priceless!!! 🙂

  17. Spartan24 says:


    I have lived in Salt Lake City for 7 years now and have noticed the huge influx of Mexicans into the valley. The neighborhood where we bought our home a little over 6 years ago is now nearly 70% Mexican. They tend to be agressive to Whites and we have been told to leave our neighborhood park since the Mexican kids have said “this is our park!” when we had the gall to try to relax there with our then infant daughter. There was recently a gang shooting at the same park. We have had our home on the market for a while now but with the market being what it is we may have to short sale. I would not dream of sending my daughter to the neighborhood school next year for kindergarten- the student body seems to be majority Mexican with one side of the marquee in Spanish.

  18. Adam says:

    The BCR’s are always great at pointing out how stupid and hypocritical the Left is, even though doing so in the most liberal college in the country has already made them a lot of enemies.

  19. Marci says:

    I loved this bake sale—and Dave has it right. It’s “offensive” to point out the racism of the left.

  20. Alan says:

    Love it, Kipling, because they did miss a few:

    Green Party member: $1.00
    Gay (male): 90 cents
    Gay (female) 80 cents
    Handicapped: 70 cents
    Eskimos / Native Alaskans: 60 cents
    Transgendered: 50 cents
    Arab: 40 cents
    Muslim: 30 cents
    Atheist: 20 cents
    Democrat Donator: 10 cents

    And of course
    Illegal Alien: FREE, like everything else

  21. scientia destruetur says:

    The Freemans are everywhere. Any relation to Morgan?

  22. Freki says:

    Another product of the American welfare system…

    Increase Diversity…
    Then lock and load…

  23. Zorro says:

    John Stossel did the bake sale parody on Fox News…


    Liberals dont like people holding bakesales unless they only sell stuff approved by the CSPI and PCRM and the various other food wackos

  25. Chris in California says:

    Proper diversity is having a high caliber rifle for big game, another for target matches, a 22 rifle for rabbits and squirrels, another for target matches as well, target pistols in 22 and 45 for target matches, a large revolver for hunting pigs, a smaller revolver for home defense, a small concealable handgun for self defense while out and about, a shotgun for skeet/trap shooting and last a shotgun for general fowl and small game plus home defense as well. What does skin color have to do with anything???

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