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Jul 13 2012

Islamic Sodomy

By slavishly revering both homosexuals and Muslims, liberals have subjected themselves to cognitive dissonance requiring full use of their doublethink abilities, considering the harsh treatment sodomites often receive in the Islamic world. But the gap between gays and Mohammedans has apparently been bridged — or, to use a more descriptive metaphor, a hole in their relationship has been plugged:

Not only did the original “underwear bomber” Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide explosives in his rectum to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef—they met in 2009 after the 22-year-old Asiri “feigned repentance for his jihadi views”—but this “holy-warrior” apparently had fellow jihadists repeatedly sodomize him to “widen” his anus to fit the explosives—and all in accordance with the fatwas of Islamic clerics.

A 2010 Arabic news video that aired on Fadak TV gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed al-Asiri and other jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives.”

Killing the innocent is considered the “pinnacle” of Islam; so long as you are engaged in terrorist activities, you can do anything you please with the Devil’s I mean Allah’s blessings, according to Islamic clerics.

This is why we can expect cavity searches to become a regular feature of air travel — and why Anderson Cooper may be considering conversion.

Adbullah Hassan al-Asiri
Adbullah Hassan took it in the al-Asiri for Allah.

On tips from Mike G and G. Fox.

42 Responses to “Islamic Sodomy”

  1. jtm371 says:

    you have to love the ROP stone women that are raped and get buttf-cked to kill innocent people.islam will go down as one of the greatest plagues on the world.where is cair to speak out and denounce sodomy for the purpose of suicide bombing.

  2. michael says:

    The names, satan and allah are one and the same individual. No where in any proper material, is the one True God ever referred to as allah.

  3. The Religion of Piece!

  4. TexasDoc says:

    So now the excuse for Islamist homosexual activity is “martyrdom”? What kind of virgins does their new afterlife promise? Fresh meat from in the form of new prison bitches?

  5. RKae says:

    Raghead #1: “Hey, this bomb doesn’t really fit into his butt.”

    Raghead #2: (Strikes an impish grin) “Y’knoooow, I have an interesting idea.”

    Suuuuuure! Riiiiight! THAT’S why you’re f*cking him in the butt!

  6. wingmann says:

    The religion of piece-of-his-ass I see.

    “and why Anderson Cooper may be considering conversion”.

    (I hear he is getting married….yippie,ben wa’s for everyone)

    I am conflicted after reading such a sick and disgusting story….and then you make me laugh at the end of it.It’s just not right.

  7. Clingtomyguns says:

    There is no doubt that Islam has a hypocritical view of the debuchery known as homosexuality. The sick pedophilia, including gay pedophilia, of its supreme leaders like Khomeini, and its founder Mohammed, is well documented:

    This certainly comports with Ayahtolla A##ahola Khomeini’s bathroom procedures and sodomy practices with little boys.

    “•Anything weird in regard to sex in the Prophet’s background? Yes! It’s common knowledge that he married and had sex with a 9-year-old girl. However, it’s not common knowledge that he enjoyed sucking the tongues and kissing the penises of young boys. (Sahih al Bukhari #1183; Talkhis al Habir, Ibn Hajar #60-61) Perhaps this explains why Mohammed as the role model of all Muslim warriors promised a paradise where every deviate sexual desire could be fulfilled. Not only does each Jihadist get 72 virgins, but also all of the little boys they could ever want for pedophilic acts. (Quran 52:24; Sahih Moslem vol. 7, page 83)”

    Even less well explored is that this satanic cult’s culture of moral depravity and latent homosexuality may explain why a whole culture of Eurpoeans (the offspring of the once proud Brits of Winston Churchill’s era) have managed to emasculate and dhimmify themselves to Islamic savages:

    “The hatred that motivates Bin Laden and his “feminine yet virile” followers is not the normal aggressiveness of the child for the father at the Oedipal stage, which can be mediated and managed, but hard-core psychotic homosexuality of the son abandoned by his father, a near-incurable condition that can lead to homicidal, delusional paranoia.

    This condition is well known to the practitioners of clinical psychology and psychoanalysis in Great Britain, where thousands of sons of upper and upper-middle-class families end up in neo-Islamic establishments known as Public Schools. It is not too far-fetched to conclude that British Islamophilia under Disraeli and after was not merely due to the usual game of balancing the powers:

    “I sometimes wonder if there is not some horrifying attraction, especially for English boys brought up in a public school, to the brutal manliness that regards sodomitic rape as an expression of virility. In any event, a series of Anglo-Saxon males who have gone in search of their manhood found it in Islamic culture: Sir Richard Burton, T.E. Lawrence, and Pasha Club are at the head of a large pack, whose rear is brought up by the academic camp-followers and foundation executives who find, in their defense of Islam, the excuse for their hatred of Jews (11).” ”

    Islam – Spawn of Satan.

  8. Spartan24 says:

    What an ugly effer! He probably couldn’t get a woman even through the arranged marriage route so he had to become a rump ranger. Gender separation is so strict in Islam that men get attracted to men and women to women.

  9. 762x51 says:

    So Islam has found yet another way to be a pain in the ass.

    Islam is a religion of peace like the Manson family was a home for wayward girls.

  10. 762x51 says:

    If the cleric at your mosque is named Mohammad al bin Dover, you are in deep Sh!t.

  11. Mr Evilwrench says:

    You’ll hear the diaperhead men say, men are for fun, women are for making children.

  12. Dr. Theo says:

    According to Ann Barnhardt homosexual activity is rampant in Islamic countires. By fatwa only the “buggee” commits the sin of homosexuality, the “bugger” is sinless. Pederasy and pedophilia were committed by Mohamhead, the pinnacle of righteousness and an example to all of right behavior, and therefore are allowed and common in Islam.

    Bacha Bazi is a tradition practiced in some Muslim countries in which young boys are dressed in drag and then dance for adult men who bid on the opportunity to take the boy home with them for the night.

    Almost everything about Islam is antithetical to Judeo-Christian values. Is there any doubt who Allah truly is?

  13. Gunny G says:

    Muslims are a bunch of homos. Three tours in the ME and I’ve seen the boy rapers at work.

    Anderson Cooper will probably retire there!

  14. Gunny G says:

    How can you tell when a muslim reaches adulthood?

    They take the rag off of his ass and slap it on his head.

  15. Smorfia48 says:

    If you need to widen your anus in order to fit bombs inside, exactly why do you need to use other men’s cocks to achieve this? I mean, if you injured your arm and your physiotherapist told you “you’ve lost a lot of strength in your wrist. You’d better wank me off repeatedly over the next 4-6 weeks” wouldn’t you be a tad suspicious of his motives?

  16. whotothewhat says:

    WOW this explains the lefts love of islamofascism, these bearded violent freaks remind those perverted deviants on the left of the fun times they have in interstate waysides, truck stops and assorted public bathrooms with smelly homeless drug users. So much for the goats.

  17. Jodie says:

    This brings up another huge difference between God and Allah (Satan), which is almost impossible to ignore. God designed men and women to be attractive to each other. Clothes are a very important part of this. Think about people who look nice and dress nice, they can make your heart flutter. That’s the way God made us. Watch Dancing With the Stars sometime and see what I mean about men and women and the bodies that God gave us and how clothes make those bodies look attractive.

    Do I even need to explain about the looks of Satan’s followers?

  18. chuck in st paul says:

    Right off the bat you have to know that anyone stupid enough to blow themselves up while killing innocent victims, has got to have (at most) a double digit, room temperature IQ, so selling them on another retarded idea like this is a cake walk.

  19. Clingtomyguns says:

    whotothewhat says:
    July 13, 2012 at 11:39 am

    WOW this explains the lefts love of islamofascism, …

    You are spot on here. European males have succombed and dhimmified themselves to the craven image and figure of the sodomist Muslim master. America is the last refuge for morality among decent Judeo-Christian people on this earth. Here in America, libs, like Hussein Obama, adore Europe and Islam, and have no concern about Islam’s supposed discrimination of gays, because powerful Muslims and Imams are themselves queer, and want the same for us. And, of course, he overtly bows and grovels to Arab kings and tyrants, and says America is not a Christian nation, is causing our military to lose ground to the Taliban in Iraq and Afghanistan, and is reputed to have had illicit gay lovers. It all fits. Muslims were unable to bring the country down on 9-11, but their Manchurian president is doing the job from within.

  20. Seamus says:

    Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri to himself while getting sodomized: “Don’t get a boner! Don’t get a boner! Don’t get a boner! Don’t get a boner! Don’t get a boner! DAMMIT! Got a boner.”

  21. Seamus says:

    Smorfia48 says:
    July 13, 2012 at 11:26 am

    If you need to widen your anus in order to fit bombs inside, exactly why do you need to use other men’s cocks to achieve this?

    You can sodomize someone without the use of a penis. I mean, they probably started out like that, but would have had to move on to something bigger eventually. I imagine it “took them a while” before they “figured that out” though. Then went back and “double checked just to be sure”.

  22. jtm371 says:

    you know who is really happy about this story the goat herd!

  23. AC says:

    They should do this more often. It will widen them up for the Hellfires our boys are so good at shoving up their asses.

  24. Clingtomyguns says:

    They don’t like pork products and beans because those foods cause gas, and a fart might trigger their analy-packed munitions on the way to the jihah. They want to blow no asses up before their time.

    They don’t like dogs because dogs smell each others butts, and would smell the explosives hidden in their anuses.

    The terror threat isn’t hard to avert – just hire a bunch of old bloodhounds (Old Blue’s) to sit at airport security checkpoints and sniff all the Muzzies asses. Obama could even count those as new jobs.

  25. Fiberal says:

    I’m finally starting to understand what this thing was between BO and Cornell McClellan.

  26. Fiberal says:

    I’m finally starting to understand why Cornell McClellan kept telling BO all his problems are behind him.

  27. Fiberal says:

    I’m finally starting to understand the attraction between BO and that Rahm (sp?) guy.

  28. Fiberal says:

    I’m finally starting to understand why BO and Reggie used the same prayer rug.

  29. dan says:

    There are thankful sheep everywhere….

  30. Fluffy says:

    butt f***ing for Allah. Now THATS a power bottom!

  31. Fiberal says:

    I’m finally starting to understand why BO and Reggie went to the Elton John concert without the Moose.

  32. Fiberal says:

    I’m finally starting to understand why BO had a trainer named “Love”.

  33. Fiberal says:

    I’m finally starting to understand why Reggie Love was jockying for position in the BO administration.

  34. Fiberal says:

    I cannot continue.

  35. Bath House Barry says:

    Smorfia48 says: July 13, 2012 at 11:26 am- “If you need to widen your anus in order to fit bombs inside, exactly why do you need to use other men’s cocks to achieve this?”

    Yo, dog, coz you might as well enjoy it. How does everyone else widen their ass? A large rubber dildo can do the trick, fo’ sure, but, if you want “explosions” in your anus, you gotta go with the real thing.

    Smorfia48 says: July 13, 2012 at 11:26 am- “I mean, if you injured your arm and your physiotherapist told you “you’ve lost a lot of strength in your wrist. You’d better wank me off repeatedly over the next 4-6 weeks” wouldn’t you be a tad suspicious of his motives?”

    What are you implying? How else is a hunky doctor supposed to treat my limp wrist?

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  38. Wilberforce says:

    ^^^Look like Gunther or his clone may be back, Dave. More filthy, leftist Baʿal worshipers, just what we need.

  39. chuck in st paul says:

    Wilberforce – July 14, 2012 at 6:07 am

    leftist Ba’al bowel worshippers

  40. Wilberforce says:

    Heh heh, either one will work, Chuck, you’re very right 🙂

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