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Dec 07 2017

John Conyers’ Handpicked Successor Busted This Year for Domestic Violence

The good news is that the civil rights icon and skeevy, dim-witted corruptocrat John Conyers has been forced to resign over sexual misconduct. The bad news is that the Detroit Democrat will be replaced by someone just like him.

Conyers’ handpicked successor is his son, John Conyers III — who was arrested earlier this year for domestic violence:

Conyers’ girlfriend claimed that after she confronted him for cheating, he “body slammed her on the bed and then on the floor where he pinned her down and spit on her.” When she tried to call police, she said he took a knife and swung it at her.

John III’s side of the story:

He claimed his girlfriend was on drugs and she attacked him with the knife, cutting herself in the process.

Prosecutors did not bring charges because they could not prove that “the victim’s injury was not accidentally sustained.”

Regardless of whose story you believe, he hardly seems likely to improve on the moral milieu personified by the outgoing Conyers, whom Democrats could afford to sacrifice because he will be replaced by someone who will vote exactly like him, whether it is John III or some other moonbat.

The same goes for Conyers’ fellow molester Al Franken, whose replacement will be chosen by wackadoodle Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton.

On tips from Bodhisattva and StephaneDumas.

14 Responses to “John Conyers’ Handpicked Successor Busted This Year for Domestic Violence”

  1. Dan Northrup says:

    Can we at least find a guy that paid to grope hookers or strippers. I mean that would be raising the bar.

  2. Whoare"they"?✓Deplorable says:

    Nother class act Dem. He will be replaced by one clone or another

  3. Frank says:

    No election required! Replace Conyer’s spawn by popular demand!

    “Dumb ho run right inna mah fiss twenny time, yo onnah!”

  4. Mr. Freemarket says:

    What a fine example of family values.

  5. Frank says:

    Slick Willy to fill Conyer’s seat!

  6. Frank says:

    Suggested campaign slogans: “Keep all dat free shit flowin!” “Screw whitey!” “Eat da rich!”

  7. Dan Northrup says:

    Monica made a choice, but the blue dress was an innocent bystander. LOL

  8. MAS says:

    Seems he said she said only works against white conservatives…

  9. MiloMason says:

    In the “democratic” tradition of Bush’s, Kennedy’s and Clintons….

  10. Frank says:

    How about replacing Conyers with Jesse Jack-off Junior? For those who don’t remember: On August 14, 2013, Jackson was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison (he only served 17), while wife Sandi, a former Alderman, was sentenced to 12 months in prison for filing false tax returns in attempt to conceal the crimes. The Jacksons pleaded guilty to federal charges of looting about $750,000 from his
    campaign treasury over several years. She failed to report much of the money on tax returns. He spent the money on vacations, furs, celebrity memorabilia, everyday goods and two mounted elk heads.

  11. Frank says:

    Dat niggah be so cool he could freeze da ocean!


    Graffiti vandals usually get off with a slap on the wrist.

    Not so for a patriot who “vandalized” a mosk by placing bacon inside it:

    Vandal who left bacon inside mosque gets 15 years in prison

  13. Frank says:

    The spot heard round the world!

  14. CharlieJ says:

    Son fits right in with the rest of the criminals in the Democratic party!

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