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Mar 16 2017

Liberal Paper Demands We Stop Saying “Bless You” When People Sneeze

Despite the way they have been running around with their hair on fire lately, things can’t be going too badly for liberals, or they would find something better to grouse about than people who are polite enough to say “Bless you” when someone else sneezes. New York Daily Snooze gives various reasons why this practice must be abolished:

You never know who you’re trying to bless and not everyone’s going to be receptive of your random act of kindness. Atheists, for example, might respond to a “bless you” with a roll of the eyes. Someone of another faith may not appreciate your blessings if they perceive you to be of another (potentially opposing) set of beliefs.

You never know, saying “Bless you” to a Muslim might trigger a terror attack.

If that didn’t convince you, here’s another reason:

Nobody likes to be interrupted — and that includes sneezing. There are few things more frustrating than losing a sneeze and that’s exactly what happens when you’re faced with a premature “bless you.” And then, we’re expected to say “thank you” after the unwanted blessing, killing off any hope of a super-gratifying sneeze encore.

Okay, that reason was idiotic too. Let’s try another:

It’s an unnecessary expectation to put on others. In the absence of a “bless you,” an alternative could be for the sneezer to say “excuse me,” as one might with any other involuntary bodily function (ok, gas). That might take the onus off the sneeze witness and allow us all to carry on without worrying we’re committing a serious social faux pas.

Apparently the “serious social faux pas” is saying “Bless you.”

It must be tough on moonbats having to wait until December to renew their war on people who wish each other a merry Christmas. Good thing this guy didn’t keep his festering nastiness bottled up all year, or it might have come spraying out in an even uglier form, like snot from a sneeze.

grinch sneeze
A Daily Snooze writer just about to sneeze.

On tips from Sean C and Torcer.

20 Responses to “Liberal Paper Demands We Stop Saying “Bless You” When People Sneeze”

  1. I suggest liberals just refrain from sneezing. Don’t want their germs anyway.

  2. Torcer says:

    Nothing epitomizes the Fascist-Left more than their insistence in trying to control speech.

  3. Torcer says:

    Humpback whales are organizing in huge numbers, and no one knows why

    Who would like to start a betting pool for when the national Socialist Left blames this on Global Cooling. Global Warming..Climate Change

  4. OldSailor says:

    They could try to hold their sneezes and blow their eardrums out. No danger of brain damage though, nothing to damage.

  5. rpp618 says:

    It is little wonder that why the NY Daily News has turned off their comments feature.

  6. rpp618 says:

    It is little wonder why the NY Daily News has turned off their comments feature.

  7. wildmanonearth says:

    How about we just say curse you instead? Did not know the daily snooze is the arbiter of civility. Obviously they are running out of important news

  8. FeatherBlade says:

    I have sympathy for “The sneezer says excuse me” practice, but only because I know full well that a sneeze will not throw my soul out of my body, leaving it momentarily vulnerable to demonic possession.

    Eschewing “Bless you” because it might offend someone who doesn’t believe in blessings? No. Go pound sand.

  9. Area man says:

    How about when someone sneezes, we say “Hail Obama”! Then, if they like that, we stab them in the face with a Sidewinder missile.

  10. Les Patton says:

    How about when a liberal sneezes we say fk u instead?

  11. 762x51 says:

    Liberal Paper Demands We Stop Saying “Bless You” When People Sneeze.

    I’ll take it under advisement NYDN, while you’re waiting, have a nice hot cup of GFY.

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  13. Silence Dogood says:

    Who do these f*cktards think they are? They are in no position to demand anything. And even IF they we, I wouldn’t I’ll still tell them to go f*ck themselves…

  14. Silence Dogood says:

    My sentiments EXACTLY! You know what they say about great minds…

  15. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    Is this the same kind of thing as feminists chewing random men out for holding the door like gentlemen?

    Also, bless you.

  16. MAS says:

    Or the southern way; Too dumb to pour pee out of their boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel…bless their hearts.

  17. MAS says:

    Nah, how about “DIE!!!” instead?

  18. Agrippa says:

    Fair enough! From now on, if I know you’re a Libtard, I’ll go with: “F You!” I’ll also pray that your heart doesn’t re-start after that sneeze, and you fall down dead.

  19. God Bless America says:

    I wondered what kind of person would waste their time writing stuff like this. I wondered who would pay them to write it. The writer apparently has a master’s degree in journalism from NYU – see LinkedIn :

    Guess that’s what it takes to write about topics like: best way to have a Shamrock shake, what’s really in corned beef, how not to have a hangover, how not to die when shoveling snow, and other Pulitzer Prize-winning topics. See

    I think I did more investigative journalism to write this comment than the author did to write about “God Bless You.” From what I can tell, she just made up a bunch of “reasons.” Does anybody else see a source for the conclusions ?

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