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May 31 2017

Lifting a Leg on the Annoying Fearless Girl

Wall Street’s famous Charging Bull statue represents a bull market — that is, a thriving capitalist economy. Liberals object to this, so they countered with a statue representing their obtuse and irrelevant feminist viewpoint. Now a countermoonbat has reacted to their reaction:

City sculptor Alex Gardega — seething over the “Fearless Girl” statue being placed across from Wall Street’s “Charging Bull” — has decided to retaliate with a work of his own.

Gardega created a statue of a small dog, titled “Pissing Pug,” and his sloppily crafted pooch takes direct aim at “Fearless Girl” — or, at least, at her left leg. …

The Upper West Side artist sniffed that he even made his dog particularly poorly just to stick it to “Fearless Girl” even more.

“I decided to build this dog and make it crappy to downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull,” said Gardega…

Bull sculptor Di Modica is no fan of “Fearless Girl,” either, having said that placing the statue of the child opposite his bull unfairly implicates his creation.

Moonbats predictably responded by calling Gardega “misogynistic.”

The Fearless Girl gets a sprinkle.

On tips from Torcer, StephaneDumas, and Sufferfortribe. Hat tip: Captain Capitalism.

9 Responses to “Lifting a Leg on the Annoying Fearless Girl”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Although the artist’s capture of DeBlasio’s ethos actually went quite well…

  2. Mack says:

    In Louisiana the statues would be removed under cover of darkness.

  3. Bosun Higgs says:

    Fearless Tranny (how do we know it is actually a “girl”?) should be removed in broad daylight in a nationally televised event to make as many moonbat heads explode as possible.

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  5. grayjohn says:

    So facing down a pissed off bull makes you fearless? The farm people I know would say that makes you stupid.

  6. Andrew Pearce says:

    Good dog!
    Pity the little statue looks more like a golden turd than an actual dog.

  7. gregtuco says:

    Great point!

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