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Mar 29 2013

Teenage Boy Claims to Be Girl, Applies to All-Girl School

Among the many casualties of the totalitarian application of militant political correctness are all-girl schools:

A transgender female [i.e., a psychiatrically disturbed cross-dressing man] who applied to Smith College, an all-women’s college in Northampton, Massachusetts, has been blocked from applying for admission to the school.

Calliope Wong, 17, was born a male [and like every organism ever born male, will die male] but has been living as a female.

Though [he] identified as female on [his] application to the private college, [his] financial aid paperwork and social security information still list [him] as male, and thus the school returned [his] application.

The Connecticut high school senior has accused the college of discriminating against [him].

Terrified of being accused of failing to pander to sexual deviants, the school is backpedaling furiously, attempting to pass it all off as a mistake.

The college says that it doesn’t decide who is a woman and is committed to welcoming a diverse student body, in a statement on their admissions website.

The media and the government don’t decide who is a woman either. Every cell in your body decides that from the moment you are conceived. The decision is irrevocable.

But according to the liberal doctrine that your sex can be changed at will, Smith College isn’t all-girl after all:

[I]f an admitted female student decides to identify as a male – that student will be able to continue as a student.

That would appear to mean that if Calliope bullies his way into the school, then gets the professional help he so desperately needs and drops the grotesque charade of pretending to be a girl, he won’t have much competition when it comes to finding dates.

Nonetheless, Wong is advised to sue Smith College for causing him emotional distress but then head out to Los Angeles and apply for the police academy. Whether he is accepted or not, there will be plenty opportunity for another lucrative lawsuit.

Messed-up transsexual freakazoid Calliope Wrong.

On a tip from Don M.

40 Responses to “Teenage Boy Claims to Be Girl, Applies to All-Girl School”

  1. StanInTexas says:

    If *HE* claims to be a Martian, does he get a ride in space?

    Why do these FREAKS think they can force everyone else to accept and celebrate their perversion?

  2. Pegon Zellschmidt says:

    Enlightenment: resolving natures biases one, um, ‘person’ at a time.

  3. Clint Beastwood says:

    I can’t even get through the day without reading about someone being discriminated against… When does it stop?

    If what left of this ‘man’ wants to be a woman, cut his balls off and call it a day.

    Seriously, these sensitive hippies need to suck it the f*** up.

  4. Jim T says:

    I saw this in a late night cable movie except it was a school with better looking women and they took lots of showers.

  5. Cameraman says:

    Two Wongs don”t make it Right!

    GD liberals!

    Semper Fi

  6. wallyj says:

    His parents named him “Calliope”,the kid never had a chance. They likely encouraged his confusion to show everyone that they were ‘progressive’.
    I am surprised that he doesn’t sport a hyphenated last name though.Maybe the parents pushed the hyphenated gender on him to make up for that oversight.

  7. Clingtomyguns says:

    StanInTexas says:
    March 29, 2013 at 10:08 am
    Why do these FREAKS think they can force everyone else to accept and celebrate their perversion?

    Because Stan, in this golden age of diversity and multiculturalism, cowardly PC dhimmis cave every time some freak says boo. Why shoudln’t they be emboldened. What we need, is for people and institutions to get off their cowardly asses and fight, grow some balls and not be so damn afraid of calling these freaks out and saying not only no, but hell no to them and their depravity. That’s what we’re looking for out of the Boys Scouts facing the queer onslaught, if their creed and morality statement still means anything to them and we’ve still got enough brave board members who won’t cave to corporate pressures, they’ll tell the fags to take a hike and go start their own gay scouts. Sure, it might mean losing some financial support or getting sued, but that’s reality if you don’t want to be a squish and get squished all your life. Given we’re talking Smith College in Mass. don’t expect much resistance (in fact, they are probably delighted about this). Who would send their little girl to such a deviant freakhouse so Wong can hit on them while they undress and shower, as you know he’s got to be gay too?

    Next they’ll grovell over each other to install a gold-plated urinal for Wong to relieve his wang, assuming he still has one, in the girl’s lockerroom.

    It’s a sick cesspool of sin swirling around in fundamentally changed Amerika today, and moral folks need to do a gut check and make a stand, or just give claiming their Christian or moral. Some of us are willing to do that and face the wrath of the godless pop culture. Molon labe.

  8. Joe says:

    I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.

    Indoor – girl.
    Outdoor – boy.

    You want to be a girl, get the chopadicoffomy and be done with it. You don’t want to “commit” to that – shut the fuck up.
    None of this “identifying as a girl” BS, asshole.

  9. Joe Biden says:

    I got drunk once and decided I wanted to identify as a tree. I stood in the backyard and watered my feet for days, but they refused to take root. So I decided to go into politics instead.

  10. jarhead says:

    Cam-man Two wongs don’t make it right LOL

  11. facebkwallflower says:

    Well, if HE checks any boxes SHE that is Financial Aid FRAUD. After all if a WHITE checks the BLACK box because he feels he is black (with or without transrace surgery) he would find his lily-white azz in jail (or his transraced cappuccino azz)

    Barack and Michell have had transraced surgeries and cosmetic interventions to be white but we still say they are black? (hint: check out their before and after pics on nose, lips, etc., and Barry’s crossdressing with different skin tones over the years.)

  12. Skyfall says:

    Man…if only I’d thought about this scam when I was 17, I’d have had more action than Frank Sinatra. “What? Well of COURSE I look like a guy and am asking all the girls out. I’m a butch lesbian!”

    There is no abomination that won’t be ‘mainstreamed’ now.

  13. Henry says:

    ACK! That’s one fugly shemale.

  14. Jeff says:

    Again more proof that this society has gone off the rails insane. Second, we don’t have any adult leadership in positions of power. Welcome to the land of the cowards and the stupid.

  15. RKae says:

    If biology doesn’t mean anything, can I (a white man) “identify” as a black man?

  16. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    I see a class action lawsuit against the school for false advertizement as an “all woman’s college”

  17. Clingtomyguns says:

    The evolvment of Democraps on gay marriage, a wretching, disgusting story of a bunch of unscrupulous hypocrites doing whatever it takes to get votes.

  18. peterj says:

    See ?? The Muslims do have some better ideas. Not many but some.

  19. Simp Jack says:

    Wong still got a Dong!

  20. Flu-Bird says:

    Wear pink apply purfume put flowers in their hair and be totaly weird

  21. framus says:


  22. Rotohammer says:

    The moonbat logic says that God made gays gay so it’s normal, but God messed and gave some people the wrong gender so it needs to be corrected or denied.

  23. Xavier says:

    Dammit Dave what a picture now I’m going to have nightmares.

    Maybe we can all pitch in and get it some eyebrow tweezers.

  24. Running rampant says:

    Well, he’s more attractive than the 6’4″ 400-pound guy at my college who has decided to go from being Patrick to being “Patricia.” He decided to do this after 15 years of marriage and three kids. His wife was devastated, as you can imagine. She divorced him. His young kids are obviously confused and embarrassed when their huge father shows up at school events in long hair and a dress. It’s pure selfishness on this man’s part. He doesn’t care how his decision affects those closest to him.

  25. to each according to his needs says:

    The poor downtrodden victim. A government check courtesy of the deep pocketed U.S. taxpayer must issued post haste.

  26. Vic Kelley says:

    Heeeewack what a photo. You just cured my fetish for Asian women.

  27. Elizabeth says:

    It looks like Kaleidoscope missed the Plucking your Eyebrows chapter of “How to pretend to be a Woman for Dummies” book.

  28. Reagan Conservative says:

    This shemale’s as butt-ugly as Yoko’s Ono.

  29. Jay B. says:

    Transgenders don’t exist. It’s an attempt to create a grievance group that doesn’t have to be proven.

  30. Xavier says:

    More like Wong Foo, amirite?

  31. Xavier says:

    Elisabeth dear I hate to nitpick but you pluralized eyebrow. 😉

  32. Xavier says:

    Dammit! It’s Elizabeth, with a Z. Please forgive me. The painkillers are kicking in and all I can say is: fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.

  33. M.Wilson says:

    People have talked about trying to force the military to change barracks assignments based on how people “identify”, something that doesn’t seem to have gained traction yet, thankfully.

    If they tried that though, how would they handle a male who “identifies” as a lesbian female, gets assigned to a female barracks, and then gets half of them pregnant? There’s a reason plumbing trumps feelings.

  34. Elizabeth says:

    That’s ok. I’ll just call you Zavier and we’ll be square =)

    Good luck with your painkillers. I don’t have painkillers but I do have a bottle of wine that I’ll be cracking open in 2.5 hours.

  35. Mr Evilwrench says:

    You know, sometimes I don’t look forward to the economic collapse, but then shit like this comes up, and think that people that have to feed themselves won’t have time for such stupidity.

  36. tom@drum says:

    Thats 17?

  37. Toa says:

    This kid’s problem is obvious, as Wallyj pointed out: his parents obviously encouraging this sickness. Probably a “multicultural” marriage.

  38. […] joke began when a 17-year-old boy/man who called himself Calliope Wong (yes the jokes write themselves) applied to Smith College and was turned down on the grounds that […]

  39. A Friend says:

    You go Calliope. You are a brave woman for perusing your dreams. Ignore what everyone else says. They can’t tell you who you are any more than you can choose. It’s a shame that people are still so blind to the changing world around them. Don’t be silent. Don’t stand down. Find what you want in life and go for it, and never stand down!

  40. Karab says:

    Maybe all you homophobes and close minded assholes should know a person before you judge them. Calliope is my friend and I’ve known her since elementary school. She’s not a “freakazoid” she’s a human being. She cares about people and would never talk about your personal life the way you trash hers. Why do you have so much hate for someone who doesn’t have any affect on your life? Her dreams were crushed by Smiths denial, just as yours would have been if your top choice school said no. I’m sure plenty of you out there were denied by your top choice college because you just weren’t good enough. Maybe you didn’t make a big deal out of it but you also probably didn’t deserve to go. Calliope is a hard worker, she’s a genius, and most importantly she is a good hearted person. She deserved to get into Smith. It was Smiths mistake to say no and wherever Calliope ends up next year, that school will be made only the better because they can accept her for who she is not by what a piece of paper said about her.

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