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Dec 05 2012

Massive Bailout for City of Detroit Is on the Way

Green energy may not be the vastest black hole into which massive sums of our wealth disappear. Imagine how much taxpayer money kleptocrats could pour down Detroit without effecting any positive result whatsoever:

City Council member JoAnn Watson said Tuesday the citizens support of Obama in last month’s election was enough reason for the president to bailout the struggling the city.

“Our people in an overwhelming way supported the re-election of this president and there ought to be a quid pro quo and you ought to exercise leadership on that,” said Watson. …

“After the election of Jimmy Carter, the honorable Coleman Alexander Young, he went to Washington, D.C. and came home with some bacon,” said Watson. “That’s what you do.”

Someone has to pay for the never-ending supply of free bacon for the incompetent, corrupt, and outrageously irresponsible collectivists who have reduced Detroit from a great city to a pustule. If you work for a living, that someone is you.

The Detroit bailout will make a fitting prelude to the California bailout — unless the inevitable national collapse intervenes.

You work, JoAnn Watson gets the money.

On a tip from Dean D.

46 Responses to “Massive Bailout for City of Detroit Is on the Way”

  1. Jim says:

    Horse hocky!

  2. Henry says:

    This pig openly admits that the bill for ObrownMao votes is now due.

    Looking at that pic, and the demand for filling the trough, “pig” is the appropriate term.

  3. miamiharold says:

    Looks like Ms. Watson hasn´t missed any bacon – figuratively or literally…..

  4. metprof says:

    Pardon me you fat pig. “Buying votes” is called corruption.

    Not that anyone on the Detroit City Council would know anything about that.

  5. -sepp says:

    They’ll get the money, steal most of it and waste whatever is left…and then demand more money.

    Seen it all before.

  6. bobdog says:

    I say we back off and nuke it from orbit.

    It’s the only way to be sure.

  7. Comrade J says:

    About that councilwoman. She’s a Tax Cheat. That should explain the type of “bacon” she’s talking about. Money quote:

    “….Tim Geithner, blaming TurboTax for his own tax evasion, has nothing on Watson. Not even in her league.”

    H/T Gregory of Yardale

  8. IslandLifer says:

    Who put lipstick on that pig?! Just how fast can we speed this thing up? The sooner the collapse the better, IMHO.

  9. Dr. 9 says:

    That picture shows you exactly why they’ll get your money. And as usual, in 2 or 3 years when all that money “disappears” and Detroit is still a hell-hole, they’ll be back for more, but next time they’ll be driving a new Benz. I wonder if the Muslim-in-Chief would’ve gotten 98% of their votes had he been White?

    Beware of those who cry racism, for they are the true racists…

  10. Bo-Jangles says:

    When was the last time you saw a black public official who wasn’t under indictment or in handcuffs?

  11. Jimbo says:

    Worthless non-producing immoral goons (liberals) destroy it, producers repair it. Modern “reparations” – leaches in charge of the blood supply.

  12. Silverfiddle says:

    “Green energy may not be the vastest black hole into which massive sums of our wealth disappear.”

    You said “black hole.”

    That’s racist!

  13. Sam Adams says:

    Detroit has been getting government handouts since the 1950. Google “model cities program.”

    Here’s the deal; the money they are hoping for doesn’t come from Obama’s stash (although since the first family cost the taxpayers 1.4 billion last year, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of that got “siphoned” off). The money this barking moonbat is demanding comes from those cities that haven’t had race riots; that haven’t elected corrupt politican after corrupt politician. We actually have chain grocery stores in our cities that aren’t being put out of business because of the lawlessness of the customers.

    Since a lot of rich folks like Warren Buffet complains that his tax bill isn’t high enough, how about Warren use some of his billions to fix up Detroit. I’ll bet his kids and grandkids would be glad to have the map showing a place called “Buffetville.”

  14. Mickey Shea says:

    Giving money to spooks is always a bad idea.

  15. Miz JoAnn Watson says:

    Dear Barackaclaus –

    I still believes in ya, even doe I’m a turnin fity next mont. I just donts gets whats up which you. We gaves you da votes, even bused dem illegal arabs in from Canada.

    Now, wheres our $$$$$$ money? I don’ts care wheres you gets it, how bout dem rich white folks or slavery reparations? Oh hell, just have dat Bem Bernack print us up sum.

    P.S. – and we wants alls our new EBT cards charged, New Nike $500 shoes, and new Obama I-fone 4G unda ours tree, ya here!

  16. Ummah Gummah says:


    Was about to post this on the OT but glad to see you’re already on it and way ahead of me, blazing a trail..

    Good to know people like the MB crew are looking out for each other and America.


  17. Bill T says:

    The wealth redistribution people are at least on the ball and demanding Newport cigarettes as well, isn’t that Bathhouse barrys favorite brand. Wonder if those AK’s came out of Phoenix after all those are Dick holders people.

  18. Ummah Gummah says:


    Actually.. I’m continuously thinking of where to move to get away from these moochers and leeches AND moslems. BEFORE I.. do something I might be made to regret, like yelling loudly at one of them.. ;-P.

    I’ve been perusing Souther States, with a focus on North Florida and Texas, places like Wyoming, but also Argentina and other South American states and even Europe, the cradle of Western Civilization, which I feel must be if not protected, at least preserved and passed on, in order to live and fight another day.

    But why ignore the obvious?


    The vast spaces of Eastern Russia are threatened by Chinese incursion and infiltration. So much so that Putin or Medvedev offered to move all of Japan to this region which is mostly made up of the frosty but unspoiled reaches of Siberia. Think Alaska minus the EPA and ATF.

    Think former Commies rejecting their past just as formerly free Americans are rejecting theirs.. and you have a future.. Russians don’t go for kowtowing to moslems and for that matter, neither do the Chinese to the south.

    Russia also has great weaponry and the will to use it on the enemy, unlike our sorry wet diaper in the White House, who uses American power only when it comes to helping the moslem brotherhood gain even more power.

    Russia.. cold as hell, but the women are hot, for those who are still single.. and the Russians are rugged and don’t take a lot of bull, just ask the French under Napoleon and more recently, the Nazis.

    If anyone can resist the libs and the moFoes, it’s the Russians! The Chinese also have a chance to survive and win.

    Given the election result from November and the Republican reaction in its wake, I am beginning to conclude it’s over.

    Tough language to learn though.. but worth a thought.. if they’re willing to consider settling millions of Japanese there, they may well accept hard-working Americans yearning to live free..


  19. Winston Smith says:

    The should just build a 50 foot concrete containment wall around Detroit and make it the one Maximum Security prison for the entire country. The place is already home to corrupt politicians, criminals and terrorist wannabes.

    The guy from HARDCORE PAWN would be the warden.

  20. Ummah Gummah says:


    Addendum: Russia made their offer to Japan right after Fukishima when there was wide-spread speculation in Japan whether their islands might still be able to sustain their population in the aftermath.

    It indicates that Russia is thinking carefully about her won future and is willing to go to unusual lengths and think outside the box in order to survive.

    Quite unlike the USA, AUS and EU who seem hell-bent on figuring out who can commit suicide the fastest..


  21. Ummah Gummah says:


    As wall around Detroilet needs to include Dearbornistan. And what about NYC, B’more, DC, LA, SF, StL and all the other festering sewers we once called cities?


  22. Winston Smith says:

    Yeah include Dearborn too – and in between there is something called Mexicantown. I guess alot of Mexicans live there?

  23. czuch says:

    Hmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Russia could use some folks who are used to Capitalism.
    Les from HCP is a no sh^t character. I’d bet on him in a bare knuckle ring against most of those putos on his show everytime.

  24. CT says:

    Who didn’t see this coming, the tribal expectation of Obama’s people?

  25. Ummah Gummah says:

    Winston Smith says:
    December 5, 2012 at 11:11 am
    Yeah include Dearborn too – and in between there is something called Mexicantown. I guess alot of Mexicans live there?

    Very likely so. No real American would make up a name like that and live there.

    A definite MUST to be included inside the Wall.


  26. Ummah Gummah says:

    CT says:
    December 5, 2012 at 11:30 am
    Who didn’t see this coming, the tribal expectation of Obama’s people?

    Answer: gullible whitelibs. But then they still refuse to believe their own lying eyes.


  27. Ummah Gummah says:


    I should’ve said: gullible whitelibs. They’ll continue to refuse to believe their own lying eyes as they witness their wives and daughters raped and throats slit by jihadists or local ObaMugabe-hordes..

    LIEberalism is a powerful drug. Who’d a-thunk that gullible liberalism would ultimately turn out to be the Achilles’ Heel of Caucasians?

    They may not even be the majority among us, but in cahoots with those who mean us harm they are the difference-makers.



  28. Ummah Gummah says:


    And in the end, isn’t that what liberalism is all about.. making a difference?



  29. Danne says:

    SOOO, when are all the brave “he-men” gonna make a stand out there? Anyone care to offer up a boycott of the Nutbag Fuckup League? Come-on all you couch potato patriots….where do you stand……futball or 2A? Why so quiet out there? Where’s the all knowing maha Rushy, NFLs gameboy calling for action? BWHAHAHAHA. Pussies!

  30. Sam Adams says:

    Danne says:
    December 5, 2012 at 12:39 pm SOOO, when are all the brave “he-men” gonna make a stand out there?

    Sorry; Michigan is about 1,500 to 2,000 miles away from my home. I figure that, with the increasing energy prices, Mother Nature will end up freezing most of the dependent moonbats in Michigan.

    No need for an invading militia. All we need is some big bottles of Raid.

  31. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Here is a novel idea.

    Let Detroilet issue their own currency

    And engrave it;

    “In Kwame Kilpatrick ( Obama Sharpton Jackson Stalin Watson)we much”

  32. Gunny G says:

    Secession is the ONLY solution to this.

    Blacks get their own state and we wall it off from the rest of us. Liberals get their own area and we wall THAT off.

    Then the rest of the nation can get busy becoming great and prosperous again.

  33. Rickyd says:

    You’ve got that right Gunny G. When can we start?

  34. Comrade J says:

    @Gunny G

    If you think race is a cause of libtardism, I’ve got news for you. Over 30% of whites in US are suffering from this mental illness. It is much much higher in Europe.

    In this idiotic thinking you are just like libtards, who think that wealth or class or ethnicity makes a person “better” or “worse”.

    Now say Gunny G, what would a Ron Paul moonbat like you, be doing on a conservative blog? Perhaps you should keep your racism to your own blog? You gloated after the election. And now you come here with your racist filth and want us to join you?

  35. Comrade J says:

    @Gunny G 2 more questions.

    1) Does initial R in your name stand for Rick?

    2) And if it does, did you just pat yourself on the back using a sock puppet named “Rickyd”?

  36. Steve says:

    Video: Detroit Congresswoman JoAnn Watson to Pres Obama “Show us the bacon”

  37. Eric says:

    What happened to the 50 Billion bucks we already threw away on GM and NiggaMotors(chrysler)? Wasn’t that save “Detroit” money? Bitch you GOT your payoff already.

    In the real spirit of Americanism, true patriots should be snapping up giant swaths of abandoned Detoilet for future expansion when the wave of collapse is over to rebuild America from the rubble of the worst. Imagine the impact a few thousand conservatives could make on the local political picture with just a few thousand dollars and a resolve to correct the evils of moonbattery. Detroit is a ripe fruit begging for a movement.

    If there is a Galts Gultch anywhere in America today, it is in Detroit.

  38. Jodie says:

    Good point Eric. And what happened to the $530 million in stimulus money that the Detroit Public Schools received – $49 million of that for laptop computers, of which many have been stolen:

    “The Detroit Public Schools are overrun by corruption, violence, and incompetence.

    Test scores are rock-bottom.

    The teachers’ union sabotaged classroom instruction and denied schoolchildren an education through an apparent illegal work stoppage.

    Yet, Washington went ahead and forked over $530 million in federal porkulus funds to reward yet more Detroit government school failure and bail out the reckless-spending boobs who mismanaged the DPS budget and engineered a fiscal crisis.

    Today, we learn that $49 million of that money will go toward…laptops and computers”

    “emergency financial manager for the Detroit Public Schools, has a message for the suspects accused of stealing $158,000 worth of laptops from the cash-strapped district and selling them online: “To us, you’re all a bunch of thugs, and you’re going to soon see what happens to thugs who steal from our kids.”

    Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy on Tuesday announced charges against 10 suspects, including Michigan State football player Dion Sims, a tight end who has been suspended from the team indefinitely.

    “These defendants allegedly stole these laptops from Detroit Public Schools and some of them ended up halfway around the globe,” Worthy said. “Meanwhile, right here in Michigan, Detroit’s schoolchildren were without the proper technology to be able to compete in this world.”

  39. Jodie says:

    In short, this is what happened in Detroit and how it will be resolved:

    “11 A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. 12 The demons begged Jesus, “Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them.” 13 He gave them permission, and the impure spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned.”

    Mark 5
    New International Version (NIV)

  40. Louisiana Steve says:

    Gibs me dat mofo.

  41. Skid Marx says:

    Hey J Comrade Pinko Commie Rat get back to the beet field collective and work for the good of your comrades.

  42. Comrade J says:

    It would appears that Gunny G has is not the only idiotic racist who comes to this blog. Unless of course Skid Marx is not another sock puppet name he uses…

  43. Comrade J says:

    P.S.: Gunny G you are a Coward. You don’t have the guts to come out and either dispute or admit my charges.

    All you can do is hide behind sock puppets and spew sophomoric insults. Yes I know now you used ‘Skid Marx’ sock puppet. And no, Dave didn’t tell me.

    Even if secession were a good idea, who would want to join you – a man without honor?

    If you ever want me or anyone else think better of you, you may want to re think your conduct. I can respect someone opposing me if s/he is a person of true conviction and honor, but I can not be even an ally with anyone who is a coward and a double face.

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