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Feb 22 2013

Masturbation Class Held in College Chapel

How far will it go — the degeneracy, the depravity, the blasphemy, the vile insults moonbats vomit all over everything good and decent — if we don’t start pushing back? The rot has reached even rural Meadville, Pennsylvania:

Allegheny College’s Ford Memorial Chapel was transformed into a boudoir of sorts Wednesday night, as professional sex educators advised students in attendance how best to touch themselves and their partners to reach orgasm in what was billed as an educational seminar.

The chapel, built and dedicated in 1902, is where Catholic mass and non-denominational services are conducted every week at the private liberal arts college in northwestern Pennsylvania. But all that took a back pew to Wednesday’s festivities, dubbed “I Heart the Female Orgasm” and hosted by a variety of student groups on campus.

The two sex educators, Marshall Miller and Kate Weinberg, talked students through a variety of masturbation techniques during the event. readers have met this pair before. Apparently they make a living traveling from school to school to perform their lewd vaudeville act, which their website describes as “a mixture of interactive activities, lecture, discussion, multimedia, funny stories, and question and answer.”

Surely the chaplain defended his chapel from such vulgar desecration. Or, given the gutlessness and corruption that characterize so many of the people who should be defending decency from moonbattery, maybe not.

In statements to The College Fix, the college’s chaplain defended the event’s location, calling its theme “responsible,” and a campus spokesperson said it offered a “great message.”

While the chapel is hosting services in conjunction with Lent, on Wednesday the building turned into a sexual marketplace of sorts, as student groups sold buttons, t-shirts and hats bearing the program’s name inside the chapel itself after the event concluded. They also sold the book written by program coordinators Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot titled “I Heart Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide.”

This being a college campus, there were other books on hand to help students quench their thirst for knowledge. During her performance, Weinberg

held up two books titled I’ll Show You Mine and Petals, encouraging students to flip through them after the program: “We’ve got two amazing books up here with pages and pages of art photographs of vaginas and vulvas.”

The spectacle was financed with student fees.

If the college offers filmmaking classes, they should have shot a porno movie in the church while they were at it. At least that way the students might learn marketable skills.

Miller and Weinberg, modern educators.

On tips from Artfldgr and Muddypaw.

36 Responses to “Masturbation Class Held in College Chapel”

  1. Flu-Bird says:

    And the american tax payers are shelling out money for this crap and coutusie of the INFRERAL REVENUE SERVICE

  2. Deputy Mayor says:

    Who needs a class for this?!?!?

  3. dan says:

    I hope there are no sawz-all accidents

  4. Casual Observer says:

    Man, now *that* is one sexy loking couple!
    No wonder they’re preaching the joys of masturbation.
    Any potential partner would surely be blinded by their..err..uh..

  5. Henry says:

    As I was reading this, I was thinking, “Where are the educational seminars, books, t-shirts, and buttons saying ‘I Heart Male Orgasm’?”?

    Then, I saw the pic of the feminized XY chromosomed prog douche, realized he wishes he had a vagina, and it became clear to me….

  6. Mickey Shea says:

    What a lovely couple….not.

  7. Dr. 9 says:

    Doesn’t that violate their beloved “separation of church and state” myth?

  8. DJ says:

    Jewess Kate Weinberg teaches a class on how to masturbate in a Catholic chapel is akin to David Duke teaching a class on how to wipe your ass will the Talmud in a synagogue.

    Gee, I wonder why anti-Semitism is still around in this day and age?

  9. Flu-Bird says:

    There is No Separation of CHURCH & STATE in the U.S. CONSTITUTION no matter what we hear from the media and leftists ACLU

  10. SNuss says:

    Where is the eye bleach?

    They are what we used to call “two-baggers”. One bag for your “date’s” head, and one for you, in case their bag falls off.

  11. Cameraman says:

    Man That chick would make a Freight Train Take a “Dirt Road” Eye Bleach Please!

    Semper Fi

  12. KHarn says:

    “Casual Observer says:February 22, 2013 at 9:31 am”

    Those who can’t do, TEACH!

    Congratulations commie “educators”, you’ve made our college students so STUPID that they don’t even know how to JERK OFF!

  13. metalgarth says:

    What moron needs a class on how to jack/jill off? I always thought Confucious say “It is good to learn to masturbate, may come in handy” was just a joke. But I guess it wasn’t

  14. Tchhht!!! says:

    Liberals really are that stupid that they need to be taught how to spank the monkey. LMAO!!!

  15. Drury says:

    Would love to see these two try this seminar in a mosque. What, no? Why not?

  16. Doug says:

    Why, they look *almost* as handsome as this lovely couple.

    Fine teachers.

  17. Comrade J says:

    Since mentally ill (homosexuals) are now “normal”, why is the surprise about sexually degenerate perverts teaching? You should be thankful they didn’t abuse some poor animal in the spirit of “love”.

    (You did know that the reason that homosexuality was removed from the mental illnesses list was political manipulation within APA and not medical/research right?)

  18. Son of Taz says:

    The president of the college should be forced out, as well as any member of the administration that was involved in permitting this abomination.

    Are we to believe the college had no other facility available for such an event? Bull.

    These two perverts should take their act to an adult theater, and stay away from colleges. They are stealing student funds. Try not to pay that portion of your kid’s college bill and the kid will be tossed out.

    Student funds typically have hundreds of thousands of dollars, and as we can see, when liberal perverts have access to that much money, this is what happens.

    Perhaps this “couple” will burn in hell – soon.

  19. Jimbo says:

    Stinking liberals produce and distribute smut. That’s what they live for.

  20. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    And now you can begin to understand the origins of the Catholic priest pedophile/homosexual scandal
    It can be traced back to the exact moment Catholics allowed Liberals to take over it’s colleges and seminaries.

  21. Buffalobob says:

    I don’t want to sound cruel, however me thinks self gratification is as good as it will get for these two.

  22. Punchy the Clown says:

    The kids are so smart they can’t even jerk off. Next they will need helmets to burp the cobra and protective suits. Mommygov and historic team Kenya want it that way.

  23. OldDawg says:

    I can see why they are experts!

  24. Clingtomyguns says:

    Well, they don’t call them Massholes for nothing.

    Here we go:

    Scott said disciplining students who won’t acknowledge a student’s gender identity is appropriate because it amounts to bullying.

    In other words, we are going to bully your normal kid into accepting our approval of depraved sinful debauchery. This is total bs and is a clear violation of the 1st amendment right to exercise free speech and freedom of religion. Last time I checked I can say whatever the hell I want, when I want about whether a boy is a boy and a girl is a girl. Whoever gets disciplined should sue the school into oblivion.

    He said the directives simply aim to create a safe learning place for a group that’s statistically far more likely to be harassed.

    “Safe for whom? Certainly not any young girls forced to undress in front of a shemale freakazoid, or watch the same things undress and take a pee in front of them.”

    ‘‘The reality is that it’s about creating an inclusive environment for all students to learn,’’ he said.

    Spare us. In reality it’s carrying out Satan’s work to be intolerant for those of us who are normal decent folks who are intolerant of sin and immorality. That’s not inclusiveness, that’s embracing a religion the defined as satanism.

  25. Clingtomyguns says:

    OOPs, meant to post this on the other thread about the transgender school freaks.

    Dave’s got me so wound up with all of the Moonbattery today I can’t get my posts in the right spot.

  26. Aoife says:

    If they wouldn’t do this in a mosque, why is a chapel OK?

  27. Aoife says:

    If they wouldn’t do this in a mosque, why is a chapel OK??????

  28. rex freeway says:

    All i see when i look at the photo is cross hairs on their foreheads.

  29. Katcha Cherkonov says:

    If you need someone to teach you how to gallop the old lizard then you might not make it very far in life. In the new Zimbabwe aiming low for a welfare check or hoping some rich guy pays up for a gravy train redistribution is not looked at as irresponsible or selfish and lazy.

  30. Jack Bauer says:

    Miller and Weinberg…… what a couple of wankers, huh? (Pun intended….)

  31. Stephen E Dalton says:

    What can of ugly did these two come from?!

  32. oldguy says:

    When people look like these two, you begin to suspect they mean harm to the rest of humanity.

  33. Robin Thomas says:

    They just look nuts. They really do.

  34. Beef says:

    Even better is the fact that these sex “experts” are complete frauds adept at fleecing moronic moonbats who don’t know how to jerk off or other things moonbats want to do:

  35. Vic Kelley says:

    “The spectacle was financed with student fees.”

    The student fees were paid in part with “free” Pell grant money and federally subsidized student loan money. So we helped pay for that filth with our federal taxes.

  36. Lauran says:

    If the leftards can profane churches then maybe we should start holding masses and prayer groups in the public schools–that’ll have them running.

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